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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[The_Two_Eternities]

Charge after the Necrodragon and shoot it.

[ziizo]

Throw a high explosive grenade into the blue infirmary.

[King Zultan]

Carefully get out of the car with the MG-42 at the ready and go in to the base while avoiding the necrodragon and kill all blue team people I see inside.

[impcamper]

Go look to see if an enemy threw that grenade, teleport behind them, and do the assassin throat slit from behind thing

[3]
You mange to spot them, but they get away before you can attack them.

Let's create a very powerful attack- Not like Sarge is on our team anyway.

SERAPHIM! the Necrodragon.

[2]
A giant die falls and bounces off your head before it disappears. Although it didn't hurt you, it made you lose your concentration and the spell fizzles.

Continue to claw the dragon.

[2]
You don't even manage to hit it this time.

Charge after the Necrodragon and shoot it.

[4]
You mange to shoot at it,

[4] but you miss.

Throw a high explosive grenade into the blue infirmary.

[3]
It doesn't make it into the infirmary, but it does decimate the door.

Carefully get out of the car with the MG-42 at the ready and go in to the base while avoiding the necrodragon and kill all blue team people I see inside.

[2]
You only mange to get out of the car this turn, because the seat-belt was stuck

The necrodragon attacks THE SARGE [2] injuring them!
The necrodragon also attacks D-1861 [1] killing him!

With a slight popping sound, Sandro appears!

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB (reinforced):
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches
tunnel

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary (destroyed)
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
dead
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Injured
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 18/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:
1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

Grover Cleveland (King Zultan)
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

D-1861 (The_Two_Eternities)
dead
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG (20/25)

[ziizo]

Start a fire inside the blue infirmary then

[King Zultan]

Carefully get into the orange base with the MG-42 at the ready whilst avoiding the necrodragon, then kill any blue team people that I see.

[TricMagic]

Right... I'll just Use Physic on Zizzo then.

I'll also wait and use Nosferatu if the Necrodragon is at one hit left at the end of the turn, or if it attacks me I'll use it as a counter. One or the other.

Should neither of those come to pass and the Necrodragon still lives, Prep to blast it with Seraphim.

[scourge728]

Continue searching for whoever is throwing grenades, then teleport behind and assassin behind-throat slit

[Screech9791]

>Grab a RPG and shoot the Orangus Legion's surplus cars the redshirt presidents brought with them, causing their engines to blow up, causing the ammo in their mounted guns to premptively fire, spewing bullets.

[King Zultan]

Just going to mention that only one car in the orange base had a mounted gun, and I took it off the car.

[Enemy post]

Leap at the dragon and impale it with my tail.

[CABL]

Do the Bladestorm against the Necrodragon... again!

[impcamper]

Start a fire inside the blue infirmary then

[1]
You set yourself on fire. You almost die from this but Generic Druid D manages to heal you just before you die.

Carefully get into the orange base with the MG-42 at the ready whilst avoiding the necrodragon, then kill any blue team people that I see.

[4]
Not only is the necrodragon elsewhere, but there is currently no blue team in there!

Right... I'll just Use Physic on Zizzo then.

I'll also wait and use Nosferatu if the Necrodragon is at one hit left at the end of the turn, or if it attacks me I'll use it as a counter. One or the other.

Should neither of those come to pass and the Necrodragon still lives, Prep to blast it with Seraphim.

[4]
You heal Zizzo. (Too many actions for just one turn.)

Continue searching for whoever is throwing grenades, then teleport behind and assassin behind-throat slit

[6]
You find them, as they are currently on fire. So you attack.

[6] It turns out that despite being on fire, Zizzo is still a very good combatant, managing to counter your attack!

[3] he only manages to graze you however.

>Grab a RPG and shoot the Orangus Legion's surplus cars the redshirt presidents brought with them, causing their engines to blow up, causing the ammo in their mounted guns to premptively fire, spewing bullets.

[4]
This would work better if there was a RPG at base. As it is, you request one from Home base.

Leap at the dragon and impale it with my tail.

[6]
You go flying towards it,

[2] and you hit it! The Necrodragon has one injury left!

Do the Bladestorm against the Necrodragon... again!

[3]
You attack again, with less slices but each with more power

[5] You miss, and the Necrodragon looks at you oddly.

The Necrodragon hates all! It [1] kills the xenomorph, [2] and injures Slicer Shadow!

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB (reinforced):
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches
tunnel

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary (destroyed)
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
dead
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
dead
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
injured
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Injured
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 18/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:
1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
On fire!
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff

Grover Cleveland (King Zultan)
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

D-1861 (The_Two_Eternities)
dead
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG (20/25)

[King Zultan]

Fortify the orange team base, whitest keeping the MG-42 close at hand in case of any blue team interference.

[ziizo]

Prove than normal steel is better than enchantet steel via bludgeoning MCA_AS_001 to death with my shovel