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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[TricMagic]

NOW! NOSFERATU---


Ding- the Necrodragon is dead this turn.

[scourge728]

start slashing and stabbing with blade-hands

[Screech9791]

>Fire a rocket into the Orangus Legion's garage.

[CABL]

Tactically retreat and suck blood of random Orongusian to heal myself!

[sprinkled chariot]

Attempt to restore myself, since four turns passed.
Then try to reaim druids spell in him.

[impcamper]

Fortify the orange team base, whitest keeping the MG-42 close at hand in case of any blue team interference.

[1]
The first thing you do is try to fix the Infirmary, but you only make the giant hole in the wall bigger though.

Prove than normal steel is better than enchantet steel via bludgeoning MCA_AS_001 to death with my shovel

[4]
You attack, while still on fire. Did you even notice?

[6] MCA_AS_001 dodges out of the way and retaliates!

[4] You dodge also, but you shortly die because you are on fire. I'm very surprised that you lived as long as you did

NOW! NOSFERATU---


Ding- the Necrodragon is dead this turn.

Attempt to restore myself, since four turns passed.
Then try to reaim druids spell in him.

READ YOU IDIOTS, READ!
TricMagic, you did too many actions in one turn, which I mentioned in resolving your action. I only did the healing because that was the first mentioned action in your post. And if you haven't noticed, your Nosferatu spell failed due a low roll.

Sprinkled chariot, you already revived, mentioned here:

With a slight popping sound, Sandro appears!

start slashing and stabbing with blade-hands

[nope]
He already burned to death.

>Fire a rocket into the Orangus Legion's garage.

[3]
The RPG arrives, and you fire the rocket. you miss the garage itself, but you most definitely destroyed the road in front of it, making it hard to get anything in or out of the garage. That you manged to hit so close is really impressive anyways, not that you notice.

Tactically retreat and suck blood of random Orongusian to heal myself!

[6]
You attack Generic Druid D for health!

[3] You scrape your fangs across his shoulder but you don't actually mange to drink his blood.

The Necrodragon attack Slicer Shadow once again! [4] however, Slicer Shadow had run off, wasting the Dragon's attack.
The Necrodragon, after spending many turns running around the battlefield, finally crashes into the Bluian Coalition's base, going through the infirmary and attacking MCA_AS_001! [3] MCA_AS_001 avoids the Dragon, only having been hit by some small pieces of debris.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB (reinforced):
turrets (1/3)
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary (Somewhat broken, not destroyed because reinforced)
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed
 A perfectly fine Model T, keys included

East Forest:
Trenches
tunnel

Somewhere NE:
Logging camp

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary (destroyed)
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
DB shotgun (Buckshot, 1/2, 12 gauge)

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
dead
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
dead
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
injured
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Injured
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 18/30, 5.56), 9 millimeter pistol
Armour: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Inventory:
Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
10/10 9 mm Magazine
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

MCA_AS_001 ((Goes by Mac)) (scourge728)
Description: A magic combat robot made of steel, enchanted with various enchantments allowing for magic resistance and a sharpening enchantment on hands, which have blades for fingers (which is obviously bad for manipulating things, but VERY good at slicing things open, as one would expect of such an arrangement)
Weapon: Fire ball spell, short range teleport (has a cooldown) and blade-hands
Inventory:Some sinper and it's ammo

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:
1961 Lincoln Continental SS-100-X
1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Fire Tome
Wind Tome
Bolting Tome
Vulrenary
Heal Staff

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Dead
On fire!
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Druid D (TricMagic)
Weapons: Nosferatu(19/20), Mire Tome, a Vulrenary, a Physic Staff(9/10)

Grover Cleveland (King Zultan)
Description: A man with a mustache that is driving a 1972 Oldsmobile Cutlass.
Weapon: AK-47

D-1861 (The_Two_Eternities)
dead
Description: A guy in an orange jumpsuit.
Weapon: An SMG (20/25)

Sometimes, my patience is test by these players

[TricMagic]

Isn't this another turn though? So shouldn't I have an action...

Whatever.. I should have an action now.

Nosferatu the guy who just attacked me.

[CABL]

I'm a vampire, so Nosferatu spell should actually buff me, right?
If I'll get buffed by the Nosferatu, shoot out my katana blade into druid's stomach, then bite him in the throat.
If not, throw a smoke grenade at the druid and attempt to leave the spell's reach zone.

[King Zultan]

Board up the door the the infirmary then reinforce the rest of the orange base and keep the MG-42 at the ready in case of blue team.

[Screech9791]

>Fire another rocket at the cars.

[sprinkled chariot]

( It was mentioned earlier, that the spell making druid constantly painfully shit himself workee and would take effect after my revival )

Bring down foolish druid with green lightening bolt

[impcamper]

Isn't this another turn though? So shouldn't I have an action...

Whatever.. I should have an action now.

Nosferatu the guy who just attacked me.

When I mentioned the two turn prep time, I meant every time you wanted to cast that spell, not once and then you can cast the spell whenever you wanted. Also, the dice seems to hate that spell anyways. Let's just say that you [3] prepared the spell this turn, okay? IGNORE ME FOR I WAS BEING STUPID
[3+3 from me being a idiot=6]
You attack with great furry!

[2] And you injure the vampire, killing him!

I'm a vampire, so Nosferatu spell should actually buff me, right?
If I'll get buffed by the Nosferatu, shoot out my katana blade into druid's stomach, then bite him in the throat.
If not, throw a smoke grenade at the druid and attempt to leave the spell's reach zone.

[2]
You play hot potato with the smoke grenade, before realizing you forgot to pull the pin and so you just start running. Not that it saves you.

Board up the door the the infirmary then reinforce the rest of the orange base and keep the MG-42 at the ready in case of blue team.

[5]
You board up the door, considering it a lost cause, and then reinforce the base.

>Fire another rocket at the cars.

[6]
One ridiculous sniping with a rocket lancher later, and there is no more cars in the garage. But the garage is still perfectly fine, somehow.

( It was mentioned earlier, that the spell making druid constantly painfully shit himself workee and would take effect after my revival )

Bring down foolish druid with green lightening bolt

[6]
You attack him with lime flavored lightning!

[1] He dies from the lime flavored lighting!

The Necrodragon attacks Slicer Shadow! [4] However, it missed! My shift key hates exclamation marks!
Then, becase the dice say so for some indiscernible reason, the Necrodragon flies all the way across the battle field to attack Grover Cleveland! [1] The Necrodragon kills him!
 
Wait, that's everybody on Orangus... So the Bluian Coalition wins... Well then..

The Bluian Coalition Wins!

Now what to do...

[TricMagic]

Um... What? I have that spellbook on me, so I should be able to cast Nosferatu... Check my inventory, it's there.


Seriously, what?! Why in the world would it take me two urns to attack with a spellbook I have?

[impcamper]

Um... What? I have that spellbook on me, so I should be able to cast Nosferatu... Check my inventory, it's there.


Seriously, what?! Why in the world would it take me two urns to attack with a spellbook I have?

I mixed up the spells, thats why. It's all my fault, okay? I will go fix that right now.

[scourge728]

So um.... is the game over?