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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[Dustan Hache]

Imp, nobody needs to clone me. I can create another generic unnamed medic (or other unit) and rejoin the moment you decide to allow me.

[ziizo]

Push the trees over and drag them to the trenches.

[sprinkled chariot]

Sandro
Get some good firing spot at our base and throw some fireballs in orangus guys direction.

[NRDL]

Apply some minor first aid to myself

[King Zultan]

Team: Orange
Name: Abraham Lincoln
Description: A man driving a 1922 Model T.
Weapon: Colt M1911.

[impcamper]

Wait for something to kill me so I can respawn on my proper team. ORANGE.

[3]
You do nothing, but you are still alive because Subject XX121 is incompetent at hitting a immobile target.

Run out, kill Dustan's character, run back to base.

If Dustan can just get a new character, instead practice ambushing people by running around the base.

[3]
You fail to kill him, or even injure him, despite the fact he is staying still.

Cloak into the enemy base and sneak to the infirmary

[3]
You don't find the infirmary, but you do get directions from someone named Generic Sage Bee. How nice of them!

Um, where am I? Does my action go thru at the start?

Whatever. Bolting Target- Scorge:FIREBolt!

[1]
You can't find them, but you do give directions to the infirmary to a robot that was sneaking around.

Push the trees over and drag them to the trenches.

[1]
You get the tree to fall over, on you.
[3] but to mange to avoid injury, but not the -1 to your next action

Sandro
Get some good firing spot at our base and throw some fireballs in orangus guys direction.

[4]
You mange to not bumble around like an idiot, and mange to throw some fire balls at Orangus.

Zizzo
[2]
You get scorched by a incoming fire ball!

Generic Sage Bee
[1]
You walk into a fireball, killing you!

Apply some minor first aid to myself

[6]
You mange to heal yourself completely! However, you used up all of the medkit in the process.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Winged Chestburster 1 (Dustan Hatche)
Progress until transformation: 2/2

Sandro (sprinkled chariot)
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

THE SARGE (0cra_tr0per)
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 30/30, 5.56)
Inventory:
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Injured
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Generic Sage Bee (TricMagic)
Dead
Weapon: Fire Tome, Wind Tome, Bolting Tome, a Vulrenary, a Heal Staff.

Abraham Lincoln (King Zultan)
Description: A man driving a 1922 Model T.
Weapon: Colt M1911

THE SARGE Joins the Bluian Coalition!
Abraham Lincoln Joins the Orongus Legion!

[Screech9791]

>Grab a weapon from Failbird's box, and then start setting up an ambush in the middle of the forest.

[scourge728]

Go to the infirmary using the instructions

[CABL]

I'm just a bat flying around the forest. No need to look at me so suspiciously.
Ambush Orongusians.

[King Zultan]

Go and get one of the ballistic vests and get in the model T and drive down the central path, but first wait to see if any one wants a ride.

[ziizo]

prepare shovel when Sandro uses it's magic to attack me bat the spell back to him.

[TricMagic]

You'd think I would see it coming? wasn't I on the roof..

[sprinkled chariot]

Attempt to set orangus base on fire with more fireballs.

[Enemy post]

Kill Dustan.

[Dustan Hache]

continue waiting to die. This is taking so long...