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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[TricMagic]

I'll take my magic option then. Same action.

[The_Two_Eternities]

Shoot SlicerShadow with my burstfire weapons.

[CABL]

Turn into dust and teleport behind Thaddeus' back.
Violently suck his blood out from his neck.

[Screech9791]

You know, after a terrible night, forgetting to click publish before closing the tab last update, and personal reasons, I'm going to sit out on GMing this. I've made it so that people can vote for a new GM if the current one hasn't updated in 3 days.

That said, if anyone wants to be a future GM candidate, I'll gladly let you be one.

The update team/structure list that appears in every update is here for your GMing needs:

Code: [Select]

[spoiler=Structures]
Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Bluian Coalition]
Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Medkit

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana
[img]https://img00.deviantart.net/023d/i/2017/331/a/3/bandana_bullet_kin__by_nevernamed22-dbv3o4g.png[/img]
Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: [url=http://www.writeups.org/wp-content/uploads/Alien-Xenomorph-movie-a.jpg]A xenomorph[/url]. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed [url=http://warframe.wikia.com/wiki/Soma]Soma[/url] (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description: [quote author=Spoilers inside spoilers doesn't work here :( link=topic=170685.msg7763264#msg7763264 date=1526575370]Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.
[/quote]
Weapons: [url=https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/universe/weapons/dmr]M395 DMR[/url](AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Winged Chestburster 1 (impcamper)
Progress until transformation: 2/2

Winged Chestburster 2 (Dustan Hatche)
Progress until transformation: 2/2[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Orongus Legion]
Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
[color=red]GIBBED[/color]
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
[color=orange]Injured[/color]
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)


Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
[color=red]DEAD, headshot killed[/color]
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife


Mulven (impcamper)
[color=red]GIBBED[/color]
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Tattered)

Dustan Hatche
[color=red]GIBBED[/color]
Description: N/A[/spoiler]

[Enemy post]

Sorry to hear that. I hope you work out whatever's going on.

[impcamper]

I would be willing to GM while you deal with life and it's associated problems, if you are okay with that.

[King Zultan]

Also, please no overpowered weapons or obvious historical figure characters.

I could be Jimmy Carter but I can't be Abraham Lincoln, that don't seem right.

Also sorry to hear about your real life stuff hopefully someone takes the roll of GM soon.

[Screech9791]

I would be willing to GM while you deal with life and it's associated problems, if you are okay with that.

Alright, feel free to start working on an update. I typically updated this at 9AM EST, but you can update later if you wish.

[impcamper]

I said to suicide if I got incapacitated. Why didn't you let me kill myself!?
Undergo genetic deviancy, thereby severing me from alignment with the bluian coalition.

[5-3]
It turns out that changing one's DNA at a whim is a very difficult task.

Let's try this again, sneak to enemy base

[5]
You walk trough the shrub lands and arrive at the Orongus base

Look for a burstfire weapon instead.

[1]
You end up a bit lost trying to find a burstfire weapon, ending up at the fight

Feed my chestburster children some of the gore and flesh laying around so they transform faster.

[3]
Living people still count as flesh! You attempt to feed Thaddeus to the chestbursters.

[3] You mange to grab Thaddeus, but you don't mange to feed him to the chestbursters yet.

search for fallen trees then

[3]
You mange to find some almost fallen over trees.

Transform into my human form and puncture Thaddeus with my katanas.
After killing Thaddeus (or a failure to kill him), transform into the bat again and fly back to the Blueian base.

[6]
You easily finish of Thaddeus,

[2] but you injure Nix in the process!

Figure out how to cut power to all the lights at the same time.

[3]
You find out how to cut power to the entire base.

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

West Forest:
Wrecked 1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox
Engine Destroyed

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, carrots)
30 Carrots

Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 6/8, .45 Magnum)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)

Medkit

Defibrillator

2 Combat Knives

Tire Iron

Rocket propelled sledgehammer

2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Nix (NRDL)
Injured
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: AK12 (FMJ rounds, 22/30, 5.56)
Sledgehammer
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm),
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
4 High Explosive Grenades
4 Smoke Grenades
4 Flashbangs
2 Combat Knives

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Suppressed Soma (FMJ rounds, 90/100, 9x19mm) (+1 to stealth)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapons: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62)
Katana
Inventory: 13/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Winged Chestburster 1 (Dustan Hatche)
Progress until transformation: 1/2

Sandro
Description : skeleton lich in black robes
Weapons and gear : magical staff,  spellbook, ring shaped phylactery.

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x6, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
GIBBED
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (8/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (Damaged)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Dead
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm) M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
DEAD, headshot killed
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Generic Sage Bee (TricMagic)
Weapon: Fire Tome, Wind Tome, Bolting Tome, a Vulrenary, a Heal Staff.

Generic Sage Bee Joins the Orongus Legion!

Sandro Joins the Bluian Coalition!

Team: Orange
Name: Abraham Lincoln
Description: A man that's riding in a mech.
Weapon: Minigun and rocket launcher.

Please get something other then a mech for now

(Took a bit longer then expected, I'll try for 9am EST in the future.)

[Dustan Hache]

Wait for something to kill me so I can respawn on my proper team. ORANGE.

[Enemy post]

Run out, kill Dustan's character, run back to base.

If Dustan can just get a new character, instead practice ambushing people by running around the base.

[scourge728]

Cloak into the enemy base and sneak to the infirmary

[TricMagic]

Um, where am I? Does my action go thru at the start?

Whatever. Bolting Target- Scorge:FIREBolt!

[impcamper]

Wait for something to kill me so I can respawn on my proper team. ORANGE.

There is a problem with this plan, and it is the fact that someone in orongus legion needs to make you a clone before you can revive, and nobody seems to be doing anything like that.

[Screech9791]

Wait for something to kill me so I can respawn on my proper team. ORANGE.

There is a problem with this plan, and it is the fact that someone in orongus legion needs to make you a clone before you can revive, and nobody seems to be doing anything like that.

And your body is gibs. Have fun getting cloned. And even if your body wasn't gibbed, getting your team to stop dicking around is beyond the impossible.

Also, I wouldn't do counterproductive things if I was you.


I'll join in as a Bluian Coalition soldier.

Spoiler: character (click to show/hide)

Name: THE SARGE
Description: A soldier wearing green camo fatigues and a helmet with a card and 6 shotgun shell holders on it.
Weapon: M16A4 (FMJ rounds, 30/30, 5.56)
Inventory:
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
6x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

My first action is to grab another weapon from Failbird's weapon box as well as one of the vests.