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Voting closed: May 19, 2018, 09:31:49 am

[King Zultan]

Go and get one of the Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vests, and look for fuel for the car, I also accept any help with this task.

Help Jimmy Carter refuel his car, improve it if he feels like it.

I accept this offer to improve the car.

[Screech9791]

I'll go grab one of the vests, and go find fuel for Jimmy's car

5: You grab a vest, put it on, and grab some fuel from the garage and put it in the car.

Go looking for landmines in the armory. Mwahaha.

2: You fail to find any landmines.

Tunnel around in the walls to create my ambush points.

5: You tunnel around in the walls, creating tunnels for ambushing any raiders. You camouflage the entrances to better conceal them.

While my eggs are nice and safe, go find some Orange Team people to kill.

2: You fail to find any hostiles because most of them decided to grab a vest.

go for a vest then back to the trenches

2: You grab the vest, but for whatever reason you spent too much time adjusting the armor, leaving not enough time to enter the trenches this turn.

grab a knife and put on a vest, then go find one of my teammates in the field.

5: You grab a vest which holds your knife, before heading out to meet one of your teammates.

Go to the armory, try and put on a vest(might not work since my hand are floaty), get a knife as a backup weapon

1: You forgot that you need to open the armor locker. Whoops.

Grab the equipment. Head out with NRDL.

2: You grab a vest and get a case of the 2s. random.org pls

Help Jimmy Carter refuel his car, and improve it if he feels like it.

If that succeeds, onward to battle!

2: Mulven already refuelled the car.

Ambush enemies in the West Forest.

4: You head out to the west forest after you grab a gun from Failbird's box and a vest, and set up your camping position.

5: You get a M395 DMR.

Go and get one of the Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vests, and look for fuel for the car, I also accept any help with this task.

Help Jimmy Carter refuel his car, improve it if he feels like it.

I accept this offer to improve the car.

1: You get a case of the 1s. For fucks sake random.org stop attempting to force me to play favoritism it won't work

Spoiler: Structures (click to show/hide)

Bluian Coalition FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

East Forest:
Trenches

Orangus Legion FOB:
Garage
Barracks
Armory
Infirmary
Helipad
Breakroom

Spoiler: Bluian Coalition (click to show/hide)

Team Assets:
Failbird's Random Ballistic Weapon Box: Once per life per person, this can be opened to get a random kinetic (not energy) firearm and some ammo.
A D6 determines type:
1: Pistol
2: SMG
3: Shotgun
4: Rifle
5: Sniper
6: LMG

Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

A bullet (Failbird105)
Description: pic related but with a blue bandana

Weapon: FAMAS (FMJ rounds, 20/20, 5.56)
Inventory: 20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
20/20 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Nix (NRDL)
Description: A tallish person in a business suit, except instead of a head, there is an entire chicken. Not a cooked chicken, a live one.
Weapon: Sledgehammer, AK12 (FMJ rounds, 30/30, 5.56)
Inventory: 30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)
30/30 5.56 Magazine (Full Metal Jacket)

Jim (Questorhank)
Description: The dude from the PUBG posters/pictures. Suit (-jacket) and a Spetsnaz helmet
Weapon: Ballistic Shield, M93R (HP rounds, 15/15, 9x19mm)
Inventory: 15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
15/15 9x19MM Magazine (Hollow Point)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Subject XX121 (Enemy Post)
Description: A xenomorph. Helping the Bluian Coalition for inexplicable reasons.
Weapon: Natural attacks, DB shotgun (Buckshot, 2/2, 12 gauge)
Inventory: 12x Buckshot 12 gauge shells

CCA_AS_001 (Goes by Cas(pronounced Caz)) (scourge728)
Decription: A humanoid robot with razor sharp claws built into fingers, a cloaking device (can last 3 minutes between charges, and charges over time while not being used) and being a robot, has the obvious advantages of a robot.
Weapon: Soma (FMJ rounds, 100/100, 9x19mm)
100/100 9x19MM Soma U Clip (Full Metal Jacket)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Slicer Shadow (CrocAndBearLover)
Description:

Simple Machines Forums doesn't play nice with spoiler tags inside spoilers so yeah. Just click the "quote from" text as a workaround.

Weapon: M395 DMR(AP, 14/14, 7.62), Katana
Inventory: 14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
14/14 7.62 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Spoiler: Orongus Legion (click to show/hide)

Vehicles:
1978 Lincoln Continental (Mounted: Automatic 12 gauge shotgun) (Buckshot, 64/64, 12 gauge): A car with 3 passenger seats and 1 driver seat.
Keys belong to Jimmy Carter
Storage: 64 Buckshot 12 gauge shells in glovebox

Team Assets:
Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x7, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

V-Alpha the Mecha-Carrot aka Mecharrot (Nakeen)
Description: A humanoid carrot improved through the power of Science, its name be blessed.
Weapon: Pneumatic Carrot Driver (10/10, Carrots)
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife
Inventory: 30 carrots

Zizzo
Description: A normal human wearing normal civilian clothes.
Weapon: Shovel,
Inventory: 36x Flechette 12 gauge shells
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest (x9, in armory)
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Thaddeus Xyank (The_Two_Eternities)
Description: A middle-aged man wearing a... teal chinchilla suit? There's got to be a story behind that.
Weapon: Forest Camo Barret .50 sniper rifle. (AP rounds, 8/8, .50) (+1 to stealth in forests)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)
8/8 .50 Magazine (Armor Piercing)

Jimmy Carter (King Zultan)
Description: Someone who drives a 1978 Lincoln Continental.
Weapon: Tire Iron
Inventory: Keys to a 1978 Lincoln Continental

Mulven (impcamper)
Description: A Na'vi from avatar
Weapon: A rocket propelled sledgehammer
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

Dustan Hatche
Description: N/A
Weapon: Modified IMI Desert Eagle (HP rounds, 8/8, .45 Magnum)
Inventory: 8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
8/8 .45 Magnum Magazine (Hollow Point)
Medkit
Defibrillator
Armor: Nanoceramic Composite Ballistic Vest
Armor storage:
2 High Explosive Grenades
2 Smoke Grenades
2 Flashbangs
Combat Knife

[ziizo]

go back to the trenches and start building a tunnel towards the blue base

[impcamper]

(If random.org is playing favoritism, maybe try rolz.org. However, I don't know if it would be any better.)

"Hey, Jimmy, mind if I come along with you?"

If he agrees, I will ride on top of his car

[Dustan Hache]

One, you didn't do my grabbing a combat knife, and two, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT KIND OF VEST I WANTED TO PUT ON! THE ARMORED ONES!

[Enemy post]

Figure out how to manipulate the doors to trap victims inside the base.

[Failbird105]

... lets try that one again.

[Screech9791]

One, you didn't do my grabbing a combat knife, and two, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT KIND OF VEST I WANTED TO PUT ON! THE ARMORED ONES!

The vest was armored and had a knife attached to it.

You'll need to take it out.

[Dustan Hache]

One, you didn't do my grabbing a combat knife, and two, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT KIND OF VEST I WANTED TO PUT ON! THE ARMORED ONES!

The vest was armored and had a knife attached to it.

You'll need to take it out.

Then why is it neither my armored vest nor my knife are shown in the spoiler?

[The_Two_Eternities]

Head to the sniping spot. If I see any blues, I shoot them.

[Dustan Hache]

play spotter for Thaddus, quietly calling out targets that I see. Stay hidden.

[Nakéen]

"I will be damned! That car is gonna start or I'm not a mecha carrot anymore!"

Carefully check up the car for any problem, then trust Jimmy to drive us to victory!

[NRDL]

((What happened with my eggs?))

Kill some Orange Team peeps.

[Nakéen]

((What happened with my eggs?))

Kill some Orange Team peeps.

((NRDL setting up a salmonellosis bio weapon!))

[Questorhank]

Join NRDL's hunt. If we encounter the car, throw a grenade.