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Author Topic: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!  (Read 3570 times)

Sl4cker

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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2018, 09:20:49 pm »

Slip behind and look through the bags.
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2018, 03:13:08 am »

Finally came up with satisfying combat mechanic!
4 is half-wound (you need another to count as a Wound, otherwise does nothing), 5 is 1 Wound, 6 is 2 Wounds, anything above and you deal extra Wounds. You know what that means with a 7 against 3 Wounds opponent? One-hit Kills, yaaaay!
And lack of weapon means -1 to combat rolls. Yes, this is good combat mechanic.



@Bannulf:

The book makes farting sounds of at Bannulf as the spell fails against the animal.

@Brick Blazefist:

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Brick deals 3 wounds and thus cracks open the skull of the spear-wielding Bandit!

@Sundre Healingwisp:

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Sundre aims, shoots, and misses the bandit by a certain margin. Maybe he should stick to healing.

@Tricky Ricky:

In truly thievish way, Tricky Ricky avoids combat and rifles through the bag and the crate.

There's a 'Scroll? labeled Da Wae', another 'Scroll? labeled Ilahkeyop' a 'purple Potion?' and some usual bandit/wanderer camping trash in the crate.
There's some '?Copper Trinkets?' in the bag.

Tricky Ricky does no recognize any of these items. An Appraiser would be useful here.

Enemies then attack the Party!

@Axe-wielding Bandit:

The axe swings against Bannulf!

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He misses though.

@Dire Wolf:

The big savage canine bares its fangs, growls, and jumps at Tricky Ricky!

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Fortunately, Tricky Ricky manages to dodge.

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« Last Edit: May 20, 2018, 03:14:43 am by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2018, 03:38:30 am »

You should probably get those scrolls appraised as soon as you can. As it is, you do not know Da wae.
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2018, 07:05:28 am »

You should probably get those scrolls appraised as soon as you can. As it is, you do not know Da wae.

If I'm not mistaken, the Uganda Knuckles meme died out almost completely in march.
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2018, 07:19:14 am »

Da wae!!!!

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Satisfied as he crack his puny skull, he then decides to use his axe, tempting fate to attack axe guy. Figuring all will be well.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2018, 02:08:18 pm by Tyrant Leviathan »
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2018, 07:49:24 am »

Throw the potion at the wolf!!
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2018, 09:40:49 am »

Bannulf attempts to cast charm at the axe bandit.
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2018, 03:17:43 pm »

Suppressive Fire on that Axe Bandit!
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2018, 03:38:41 pm »

@Brick Blazefist:

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Unfortunately the axe hits the stone wall behind the bandit, not the bandit itself.

@Tricky Ricky:

The purple potion is splashed onto the wolf, but nothing happens.

@Bannulf:

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The bandit stumbles away. He was not charmed, but the mindscrew puts him out of action for a moment.

@Sundre Healingwisp:

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Sundre must've loaded the gun wrongly, because it explodes in his face, wounding him!

The wolf attacks!

@Dire Wolf:

It jumps at Bannulf!

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It slams against the nearby wall, breaking a bone or two, for sure.

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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2018, 03:41:31 pm »

Heal myself with that healing potion
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2018, 05:31:02 pm »

Waitlist:

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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2018, 08:16:47 pm »

Stab the wolf from behind
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2018, 08:24:24 pm »

Bannulf once again attempts to use Charm on the Axe Bandit.
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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2018, 08:51:38 pm »

Decide to take out sword to stab axe guy with it.

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Re: SPAMDUNGEON! Reusable loot depository for those who dare!
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2018, 03:46:30 pm »

@Sundre Healingwisp:

Glub glub glub.

And the wound's gone.

@Tricky Ricky:

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Tricky Ricky stabs teh wolf in its furry butt, greviously wounding it!

@Bannulf:

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Bannulf's luck continues to be fabulously bad, as he fails to charm the bandit once more.

@Brick Blazefist:

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And then Brick stabs the axe bandit in the face, killing him.

The butthurt wolf aims to take revenge!

@Dire Wolf:

It lunges at Tricky Ricky!

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It bites him in the face! Blood and screams fill the air~

Spoiler: Party (click to show/hide)
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