Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Imic]

Drink the holy milk which I have earned myself, achieving power that only a bath in the world-tree's mother-milk could grant. Then, turn back the doom-mug, and make it plummet into some other world, far from here.

[Mallos]

"Harold... the foul priest... HAAAAAAROLD!"

Enraged, tear apart the land while tracking down the priest. Strike down anything that stands in my way with my preternatural strength.

[CABL]

Faster than a laser bullet, escape Pail Dimension and drink some Holy Milk.
Bike: Shoot the front wheel like a boomerang at False-ATHTATH.

[randomgenericusername]

((Okay, so I go on a quest for the holy milk for 30 turns, during which all of my teammates abandon me to do anything else. But once the legendary milk appears, suddenly everyone cares and wants to steal it.))

Pray. Recover my milk and become the True Holy Grail.

[Smoke Mirrors]

I think Random should choose who gets the milk. No one has any right to it besides who he picks, so Imic and CABL, lay off.

The great holy grail. I humbly beseech thee. I know I did not take part in all the quest, but those times when I did not, I spent trying to save the world. May I please ask to drink of your milk, if you believe me to be worthy?

[Glass]

Meanwhile, somewhere up in heaven, a great burning eye opens... and the attached body decides that it is not ready to be done yet.
Inform the host of Heaven of the great battle below us, rally its armies, and return with holy warriors to reclaim the mill of the grail!
[And presumably, my status as a god will give me some decent amount of authority over the angels...]

[spazyak]

Gather the cult and set off to the next town,

[King Zultan]

"All of this fighting has been caused by this milk, it must have been created by the devil himself, and so I must destroy it."
Quickly make the bottle of water in to holy water and throw it in to the milk, if I can't make the holy water run forward and destroy the milk using the first method that comes to mind.

[sprinkled chariot]

Get to final battle to smash evil  together with bodybuilding cult, I encountered earlier

[randomgenericusername]

((The worst thing is that we all had agreed to share the milk and suddenly everyone wants to take it for themselves. I'm definitely not letting those who abandoned me or people coming out of literally nowhere to suddenly just steal it from me.))

[CABL]

((The worst thing is that we all had agreed to share the milk and suddenly everyone wants to take it for themselves. I'm definitely not letting those who abandoned me or people coming out of literally nowhere to suddenly just steal it from me.))

((Dude, I'm not gonna drink all of the milk: Painkiller just needs a small cup of the Holy Milk to activate resurrecting powers.))

[Aurum System]

((So this is turning into an all out battle for the Holy milk?))

[The_Two_Eternities]

Cast Invisibility on myself, teleport to the Holy milk, and teleport away with the Holy milk.

Yes. Yes it is.

[Enemy post]

The worst thing is that we all had agreed to share the (MacGuffin) and suddenly everyone wants to take it for themselves.

I mean, that is how this sort of story typically ends.

Get to final battle to smash evil  together with bodybuilding cult, I encountered earlier

Oh, sorry, I wasn't clear enough. I was pretty tired when I wrote your turn. You're already at the final battle. I'll update your turn to say that.

[Sir Elventide]

A wild grin on her face, Florence marveled at her army of Frankenanimals as they trudged their way toward several combatants who are already fighting. Just as she was about to pick out a target, she saw a flood of a whitish liquid pouring toward them. She was about to inquire about what it could be when the wind picked up and blew the sweet smell of milk into her face. There seemed to be power in that smell; however, and Florence deducted that this was no ordinary milk. Licking her lips thirstily, and some may say lustfully, Florence:

Used her army to push her way toward the wondrous white nectar. Once there, she drank as much of the lovely liquid as she can. Once sated, she charged her Frankenstein-esque army back into the ranks of the enemy and carved a swath of carnage through them, using her darkness-enhanced bonesaw to devastating effect.

"MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"