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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #510 on: April 10, 2018, 01:12:02 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #511 on: April 10, 2018, 01:30:02 pm »

You send your husband to go aid Oakbuttons. He expresses joy at being allowed to meddle with those beloved by the dwarven pantheon!

5.1 CS:

There are two items on your agenda today. Skoonhein wishes to discuss an 'unfortunate' development within the empire of your mortals, while a group of loyal cherubs wish to discuss the affairs of your court and Pantheon.

Which will you deal with first?
A: Mortal Affairs
B: Personal Affairs
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #512 on: April 10, 2018, 01:32:37 pm »

A Well let's see how they've managed to screw up this time.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #513 on: April 10, 2018, 01:35:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #514 on: April 10, 2018, 01:48:20 pm »

You call in Skoonhein and hear the angel out.

"My queen," he declares, "the council ruling The Empire in lieu of an emperor or regent is driving the nation of your faithful bankrupt! They continue to import minerals from the mountainhomes as General Thrane did, without receiving the same discount as he. This, coupled with the costs of establishing gem mines in the woods, has put The Empire in serious debt!"

A: Clearly you need to lecture the ruling council on financial responsibility!
B: Let them spend, if the gem mines don't bail them out when the debts are called in, I will.
C: If they are going to behave like children, they might as well be ruled by one. Lets crown Sun-nut emperor and let him sort the mess out.
D: ...Dammit. Round up some couriers. I'll spend essence to make them some jewels and gold to repay their debts.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #515 on: April 10, 2018, 01:52:22 pm »

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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #516 on: April 10, 2018, 01:52:57 pm »

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #517 on: April 10, 2018, 02:06:22 pm »

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E) tell them to send a letter asking for thrane to come back
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #518 on: April 10, 2018, 02:15:41 pm »

"Appear before them with a lecture on fiscal responsibility, Skoonhein. That should solve the problem."

"As you command, my queen."

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The cherubs approach the throne next, and speak their mind.

"My queen, your husband will likely be gone for some time, and the Empire only has a single worthy heir in Sun-nut. We fear what may happen if Sun-nut is unfit to rule, or winds up on the wrong side of that fated mortal godslayer."

"What would you have me do?" You ask.

"Until Senshinochi returns, spend your nights with Emperor Walnut at the Amber Palace. Give your first husband another few children, keep yourself from becoming lonely, and secure the future of the empire!" They suggest.

You consider the request.
A: No! Senshinochi is my husband now, and I shall remain faithful to him!
B: Of course! How could I turn down a reunion with my first love?
C: I'm can't make a habit of cheating on Senshinochi, but I could visit Emperor Walnut once, and spend some essence to ensure that visit results in a godly child.
D: If you can get my husband's blessing, I will do it.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #519 on: April 10, 2018, 02:19:57 pm »

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Immortality like that would be even more game breaking than four Aaron's in one place.
You're both so obviously scum that this is a surprisingly difficult decision.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #520 on: April 10, 2018, 02:20:55 pm »

A It's only fair, after all, we cheated on Walnut with Senshinochi in the past.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #521 on: April 10, 2018, 02:22:43 pm »

Could Walnut be emperor again after he becomes a saint?
And would becoming a saint improve him in some way?
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #522 on: April 10, 2018, 02:29:17 pm »

Could Walnut be emperor again after he becomes a saint?
And would becoming a saint improve him in some way?

As a Saint, the Emperor is stuck in the hall, working on becoming an angel and (hypothetically) aiding your intermediary manage the flock. Once he becomes an Angel, he will be the ideal being to serve as an intermediary or lead a host into battle.
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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #523 on: April 10, 2018, 02:35:28 pm »

Hmm. Can we only have one afterlife or will we be able to build more in the future?

B As a Goddess of Beauty we should totally have a divine harem.  :P
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMtheon: Sunpetal, Goddess of Beauty
« Reply #524 on: April 10, 2018, 02:36:56 pm »

Can I get a "send someone to ask Senshinochi if he's cool with it" option?
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