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lettuce

5 (11.6%)

lettuce

3 (7%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

lettuce

7 (16.3%)

cabbage

21 (48.8%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Voting closed: March 17, 2018, 10:19:31 pm

[bloop_bleep]

Let us crown Cole King, and let his Law rule forever.

I've been thinking about this for a while and I only got it just now.

[King Zultan]

Okay, let's continue the discussion. What do you think, should we put an end to the attacks on the merchants, who just want to sell some cabbages? After all, it's been scientifically proven that cabbages DO feel pain.

No, cabbages are sacred and should be protected.

[CABL]

Okay, let's continue the discussion. What do you think, should we put an end to the attacks on the merchants, who just want to sell some cabbages? After all, it's been scientifically proven that cabbages DO feel pain.

No, cabbages are sacred and should be protected.

Yes, cabbages are sacred, indeed. However, when the cabbage merchants get attacked, there's like, 99% chance of a cart with cabbages being destroyed. Selling cabbages is blasphemy, but destroying them is iconoclasm, which is way, way worse than blasphemy.

[wierd]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

It is not some Holy Eucharist, and I refuse to treat it as such.  Sure, it's quite tasty, but com'on here people.

[CABL]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

It is not some Holy Eucharist, and I refuse to treat it as such.  Sure, it's quite tasty, but com'on here people.

*wierd is surrounded by people in red robes and hats, wearing Holy Amulets Of Cabbage. What do?*

[Yoink]

In my opinion, the tastiest vegetables are the ones you find in those weird human buildings with all the beds and funny metal chairs.
Have to season them well, though, else the aroma is rather off-putting. Plus, some of them are rather toxic if not prepared correctly.



In any case, grisha5!   

[King Zultan]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

Blasphemy! We should burn this heretic!

[wierd]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

It is not some Holy Eucharist, and I refuse to treat it as such.  Sure, it's quite tasty, but com'on here people.

*wierd is surrounded by people in red robes and hats, wearing Holy Amulets Of Cabbage. What do?*

Defiantly eats the Chinese cabbage roll, making a big show of savoring every bite.

[CABL]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

It is not some Holy Eucharist, and I refuse to treat it as such.  Sure, it's quite tasty, but com'on here people.

*wierd is surrounded by people in red robes and hats, wearing Holy Amulets Of Cabbage. What do?*

Defiantly eats the Chinese cabbage roll, making a big show of savoring every bite.

[2] You greedily devour the Chinese cabbage roll. You could probably shock the Cabbage Inquisition, if you didn't eat so fast. Instead, they think you're just yet another blasphemer.

Inquisition begins to chant something in unknown, long-forgotten language! Whatever they're trying to summon, it'll be summoned the next turn!

[wierd]

cabbage is food. You cook it (optional), stuff it into your mouth, chew, swallow, than approx 8 hours later you excrete the digested remains.

It is not some Holy Eucharist, and I refuse to treat it as such.  Sure, it's quite tasty, but com'on here people.

*wierd is surrounded by people in red robes and hats, wearing Holy Amulets Of Cabbage. What do?*

Defiantly eats the Chinese cabbage roll, making a big show of savoring every bite.

[2] You greedily devour the Chinese cabbage roll. You could probably shock the Cabbage Inquisition, if you didn't eat so fast. Instead, they think you're just yet another blasphemer.

Inquisition begins to chant something in unknown, long-forgotten language! Whatever they're trying to summon, it'll be summoned the next turn!

Raises a finger, exits to kitchen.  Returns with cutting board, head of nappa cabbage, and goodies for making cabbage rolls, including a large cleaver. Begins cutting the cabbage, and creating more cabbage rolls. Arranges them neatly on the now empty plate that had previously contained the already eaten roll, then drizzles them in tasty sauces.

[bloop_bleep]

>bloop_bleep arrives at the scene and cleaves in the head of an Inquisitor with a silver warhammer with an image of a burning cabbage on it. "DEATH TO THE HERETICS! BEHOLD, THY NEW GOD!

[CABL]

Raises a finger, exits to kitchen.  Returns with cutting board, head of nappa cabbage, and goodies for making cabbage rolls, including a large cleaver. Begins cutting the cabbage, and creating more cabbage rolls. Arranges them neatly on the now empty plate that had previously contained the already eaten roll, then drizzles them in tasty sauces.

[1 vs 2] You try to escape the encirclement of the Cabbage Inquisition. You tried to jump over an Inquisitor, but he strikes you with his "Revelations about Cabbages" holy book in the chest. You fall on the ground, but at least you landed on it with your butt.

>bloop_bleep arrives at the scene and cleaves in the head of an Inquisitor with a silver warhammer with an image of a burning cabbage on it. "DEATH TO THE HERETICS! BEHOLD, THY NEW GOD!

[2 vs 1] You kill one, and only one Inquisitor with your silver warhammer, but it's not enough to interrupt or even weaken the chant.

The Inquisitors complete their chant...

[2] ... And they have summoned a dozen of (non-hostile) chickens.

[wierd]

*kicks chicken out of the way*

*Shoves remaining cultist*

*exits to kitchen, to make more cabbage rolls.*

[CABL]

*kicks chicken out of the way*

*Shoves remaining cultist*

*exits to kitchen, to make more cabbage rolls.*

[1 vs 5] You miss and the chicken bites your nose off.

[3 vs 4] You unleash a combo of punches, all of which missed. The inquisitor you have attacked bitch-slaps you with his holy book, leaving you with a large bruise on your right cheek.

The Cabbage Inquisition breaks the encirclement formation and reforms into two squads!

[2 vs 2] Inquisitors of Squad 1 draw their battle poles out of their ass and attack bloop_bleep to avenge the death of one of the brothers. They strike bloop_bleep in a couple of times in torso, breaking some ribs. bloop_bleep attacks back, breaking a knee of an inquisitor with the silver warhammer.

[5 vs 5] Inquisitors of Squad 2 do the same and attack wierd. wierd managed to kill a couple of inquisitors and wounded several with his karate kicks and punches, but inquisitors breaks legs of wierd! wierd can't move with his legs, unless he casts a healing spell or something!

[wierd]

Does Cabbage Roll count as a healing item?