Apologies for the late update, I had to help pick up my grandparents from the airport yesterday. Inning Fifteen!
Make a deer out of dirt and possess that.
[3]: You somehow manage to move the dirt around your landing point and turn it into a pile of mud... I don't know why, but you possess it. You are now a Mud Slime! Congratulations!
Arrive in the RTD. Call in a favor I have with Bain and have the Payday Gang steal iscoroth's blade for me to use!
[6]: You call the Payday Gang, anonymously, and they go and steal the
Red Glowy Sword! However, they are all instead possessed, and Iscoroth now knows of opposition to his rule.
"Meat... I will have you annihilated!"He points towards the city."Go and find the one who sent you here to me, and bring them to me."YES OH GLORIOUS ISCOROTH!!Seems like you're in a bit of trouble there lad (-1 to your next roll)
"Enough of this farce!"
Charge Joesph Joestar and cut off his other arm!
[3]: You slowly walk up to Joseph Joestar, and stand in front of him.
"You got something to say? Come on boy, there's no reason to be a sore loser it's just a-"ENOUGH OF THIS FARCE!!!You proceed to slice at Joseph Joestar! Joseph must roll to dodge!
[6 for Joseph/3 for Tamer]: Joseph tackles your body and puts you in a choke hold, forcing the sword to the ground! You have now lost possession of your body.
"WHY'D YOU TRY TO CUT OFF MY ARM YOU BASTARD!""GAAH! IT WASN'T ME!! WHERE AM I?! HOW DID I GET HERE?!"go to school.
[4]: You proceed to go to school, and turn in the project that Soko finished for you. Nothing else really happens, it's school, what did you expect?
Mix Pancake Batter.
[3]: You instead mix eggs together... for no reason... just for the sake of mixing eggs together.
Help Iscoroth get a spot in my construction job.
[2]: This is impossible as Iscoroth is not in the universe you are currently in. You are currently in the Meta-Universe, outside of all boundries of Iscoroth's power. In order to do your action, you would have to go back to Universe 755.
Find Sandro, break one of his/her knees.
[2]: You instead don't do that, you go to take a nap with your baseball bat in hand. You have dreams of slaughtering people with your bat. These are good dreams.
Ryden
Start another baseball cult.
[3]: You make a 5 man baseball cult this time. This should hopefully be easier to manage and less likely to turn against you. Good luck with that.
Zero
Flip a coin.
If heads:
Command Gary III to mind hack all of humanity (excluding myself) and order them to commit suicide.
If tails:
Command Gary III to mind hack everyone in this city and order them to build a giant arena full of death traps, and afterward kidnap 9 individuals and place them into this arena. If this succeeds as planned, I will go travel to the arena and observe as the 9 individuals try to survive.
[3-1=2]: You don't flip a coin, which means you never decide what Gary III will do.
Use dark magic to summon lots of angry roman skeletons to zero, so he gets beaten btutally.
[5]: You use dark magic to interdimensionally summon a group of angry undead Roman soldiers to where Zero is. They begin to attack Zero! Zero must roll to dodge! (+1 to your next roll)
[1 for Roman Soldiers/6 for Zero]: Zero windmill kicks them all into dust! Your plan could have worked, if the Roman's weren't as old as dust.
Event:Defeat Iscoroth or Give him a country.
In 9 innings, if Iscoroth does not receive a country, he will destroy this universe. You have two options. Either make him a country,
or kill him and destroy the sword he is sealed in. Best of luck to you.
Inning Finish!
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Topic: Batter Up! - A Minimalist Roll To Dodge (Inning Fifteen!) (Read 20185 times)