Jesus Christ, this delay on my part was terrible. My bad guys. Inning Fourteen!
Take the job. Take it.
[4]: You decide that sitting around doing nothing is bad, so you jump up and accept the job in construction. You are now a construction worker Capri-Sun.
On the next pitch, slice the ball in half!
[2]: You instead don't swing at all, resulting in another strike for you. One more strike, and you lose!
Find the nearest person/animal/object I can interact with.
[3]: You find a baseball lying on the ground nearby. It's an official MLB Baseball... Where did it come from, where did it go?
Try and possess a deer, and really try this time.
[4]: You decide to give it a try with a nearby deer in the woods! You fly straight towards it! The Deer must roll to dodge!
[6 for the Deer/1 for Zultan]: The Deer somehow manages to kick you, and the kick is hard enough to send you flying through the air at an incredibly high speed! I guess that shows you for trying to possess nature.
Ryden
Wake up with a yawn, leave the hideout and sell the stuff.
[5]: You jump straight up and proceed to make a mad dash towards the exit! You make it out with no reprecussions, as if you had never gone in to begin with. (+1 to your next roll)
[1+1=2]: However, you decide to keep the stuff as memorabilia, and place it on the walls of your home in this Universe.
Try to send eldritch horrors after NRDL.
[3]: You decide to send Cthulu after NRDL, just so you can make him uncomfortable. NRDL must roll to dodge!
[2 for NRDL/1 for Sandro]: However, you simply could not conjure up the magical power to do that. Better luck next time.
summon a demon of knowledge and force it to do my homework
[3]: You summon a highly intelligent imp named Soko to do your bidding.
"My master, what would you have me do?""Can you do my homework please?""Oh... ok then."You now have Soko the Imp who you can summon at any time.
Zero
Search for another snail. Name this one Gary the III, and teach it to use mind hacking powers.
[5]: You find another snail, this one has an orange shell this time, and you name it Gary the Third. The Gary lineage will live on forever. (+1 to your next roll)
[6+1=7]: You teach Gary III all of your morals, how to hack minds, all the good stuff. You have now made Gary III completely dependent on your beliefs. Gary III will do anything you say, at any time. Unless, like his predecessors, he has a heart deep-down.
"MORTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!!!"Everyone in the orginal universe, I'll call it, Universe 755, looks up to see a man holding a sword on TV.
"I AM ISCOROTH, RULER OF THE BURNING PIT!!! IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A COUNTRY TO RULE WITHIN 10 DAYS, I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!!"Event:Defeat Iscoroth or Give him a country.
In 10 innings, if Iscoroth does not receive a country, he will destroy this universe. You have two options. Either make him a country,
or kill him and destroy the sword he is sealed in. Best of luck to you.
Inning Finish!
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Topic: Batter Up! - A Minimalist Roll To Dodge (Inning Fifteen!) (Read 20173 times)