Inning Twelve!
Try and possess some one else that has a lot of money in a different house.
[1+1=2]: You attempt to possess another child, but decide that morally it is just as bad as what the sword-spirit did to you. So you don't possess anyone.
Ryden
Raid the cult's hideout while they're all away and steal everything.
[5+1=6]: You attempt to raid the cult's hideout while they're out chasing you, but the security system is turned on and the machine guns you installed in the building begin to fire at you! You must roll to dodge! (-1 to your next roll)
[3 for the Machine Guns/5 for you]: Using a baseball that was in your possession, you throw it at a machine gun with such high speed that it destroys it, you then dodge the other guns as you make haste to the vault!
[6-1=5]: You successfully raid the vault, and steal their valuables. This includes a rare, custom-made, golden baseball bat along with some rubies, a diamond crested baseball, and a rare picture of Joe DiMaggio. These could sell for a pretty high price, you feel lucky today. (+1 to your next roll)
Bust this fool up with mah bat. Permanently.
[1-1=0]: Exdeath proceeds to use the inner power of the void to annihilate you!
"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! PREPARE TO TASTE THE VOOOOOOOOOID!!!!!!"You must roll to dodge twice to not die!
[2 for Exdeath/2 for NRDL]
[6 for Exdeath/5 for NRDL]: Exdeath sends the power at you, ripping your body to pieces. You feel a swirling pain, and scream at the top of your lungs!
"I PROMISE!!! ONE DAY, I WILL COME BACK HERE!!!!! AND I WILL BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULPAAGHGDHJGHJAJRHSHSSHHH""MWAHAHAHAHAHAA! NOTHING CAN BEAT THE POWER OF THE VOID FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Now, to get ready to execute my master plan... "You wake up in another universe, one very similar to the one you came from, you look over and see an angry mob running your way."You sir!"
"Me?""Yes, you, who else do ya think we're talking to?"
"Uh...""Have you seen a man by the name of Ryden around here?"
"Uh, no, I haven't seen him.""Well, thanks for nothing! Come on guys, we've got a traitor to kill!"
They run off.It looks like the Universe has saved you from more pain today, you should be thankful. (+1 to your next roll.)
Do community work.
[5]: You do community work. You do it so well that you actually manage to land a job in construction. This'll make you them big bucks you've always wanted. Good on you. (+1 to your next roll)
do homework.
[3-1=2]: You decide, after all the crazy you've just experience earlier today, that homework is stupid. You go right back to sleep as if nothing happened.
Find someone who is part of JoJo's posse. Challenge them to baseball
[6+1=7]: You find none other than Joseph Joestar himself. You go up to him and politely ask if he'd play baseball for you. You ask a little too much, to which he responds,
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Oh my god..."So you both play baseball. He prepares to pitch to you, so you must Roll to Dodge!
[6 for Joseph/6 for Tamer]: You get a Ball, which means you have 1 Ball, No Strikes, and No Outs.
You feel pretty lucky today, but you also have an overwhelming sense of doom if you get caught. (-1 to your next roll)
Zero
"Audentem Forsque Venusque iuvat..."
Cough.
"This is yet... another... destiny..."
Die and respawn in another timeline where Sandro never cursed me.
[1-1=0]: You don't die at all, you just keep feeling the immense, burning pain that fills your entire body. It feels like your insides are gnawing at your flesh, eating you from within. The pain is so agonizing, that death would be a better sensation right about now. Luckily you only have to wait 4 more innings until the pain stops... Forever. (+1 to your next roll)
Use eldritch magic to soulbind astral lovecraftian horrors to Zero, so he is followed by eldritch monsters.
[4+1=5]: You decide to use Eldritch Magic to bind the Old Gods to Zero! Zero must roll to dodge!
[6 for Zero/2 for Sandro]: This works, against you. You instead wind up binding the old gods to you. Which means wherever you go, these abominations will follow. If you like your universe, you might want to break this curse quick.
"I've made it to the top... It is time to ascend... These mortals will not even see what will hit them, when I, Iscoroth, Ruler of the Burning Pit, take over this pathetic world.Inning Finish!
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