Inning Eleven!
So that's how it's gonna be, eh? Gather up a posse of delinquent Capri-suns from the slums. Rough up Lovefoot some, so he knows not to mess with us. And make him take back his words. I'm pure stock Capri-sun, born and raised in the slavering pits Below. None of that bastard blood.
[3-1=2]: You do none of those things, you just sit down in shame, realizing that it was your fault that it ended up like this. Shame on you. You bring shame to all of Capri-Sun kind.
Try to get someone or something to pick me up again
[4++1=5]: You get picked up by a very strong man, who immediately gets possessed by you. You now have the perfect body to use your powers in.
wake up and check if I have some homework left to do
[6]: You wake up from your nap and realize, you didn't do your massive math-english super mega-historic science project for your Sociology Class. This is terrible, only one thing could make this worse... The project is due tomorrow, so get up off of your Capri-Sun sipping bun and get to work! (-1 to your next roll)
Bust this tree bastard's knee with my bat.
[2-1=1]: You don't swing, you just keep on staring down
Cthulu Exdeath, who rises up from his crouching position.
"OH! SO NOW YOU'RE MOCKING ME!!! HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU YOUR PLACE MORTAL!"Exdeath starts to swing his sword at you! You must roll to dodge!
[4 for Exdeath/3 for NRDL]: He swings his sword and slightly cuts your arm and legs... It's not too bad, but it does sting a good bit. You might wanna kill him before he starts getting really serious! (-1 to your next roll)
Try and leave my body and possess some other thing like a rich guys poodle or some thing like that.
[4+1=5]: You escape your body and go to possess a being in a good situation. You find a child who lives in a millionaire family. You decide to possess him. The child must roll to dodge!
[2 for the Child/2 for Zultan]: However, the house he lives in is protected by sutras. There's no way you're getting in there buddy. Keep dreaming about your millionare dreams.
Ryden
Give the authorities a tip on the cult and watch the chaos ensue.
[1-1=0]: It turns out that the authorities are actually the ones in control of the cult, and they prepare to annihilate you for breaking the excommunication rules! You must roll to dodge! (+1 to your next roll!)
[5 for the authorities/6 for Ryden]: You dodge the ambush and escape to a nearby alleyway to hide in, right behind the dumpster. You see the mob pass you by. At least now you should be safe from that riot.
Curse Zero with mummy rot( constant decay)
[5]: You prepare to cast Mummy Rot on Zero through the dimensions! You manage to make contact with him! Zero must roll to dodge!
[1 for Zero/5 for Sandro]: You successfully cast Mummy Rot on Zero, and if he doesn't break the curse within the next 5 innings, he will die!
Curse Zero with mummy rot( constant decay)
Zero
Dodge this. Have Gary counterattack with his mind hacking powers.
You did not manage to dodge it based on Sandro's results.
[5+1=6]: Gary decides that it would be best to get rid of you both for the sake of giving humanity a better chance in all Universes, since you all seem to be a massive threat to all life! You both must roll to dodge!
[5 for Gary/2 for Zero]: Gary takes over your mind and makes you jump off a cliff resulting in massive physical injury to your person. You aren't dead, but you can feel your body fading away from the inside thanks to the curse.
[4 for Gary/2 for Sandro]: Gary manages to manipulate Sandro into stabbing themselves with knives covered in holy water! The burning pain, it's unbearable! Sandro screams at the top of his lungs in pain!
At least you're still alive! (-1 to your next roll!)
"I have finally made it, the tower of Nawn. This is where I shall rise... To rule humanity!!!"Inning Finish!
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Topic: Batter Up! - A Minimalist Roll To Dodge (Inning Fifteen!) (Read 20213 times)