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[Tiruin]

I'm uncertain if the game is nearing its conclusion or just getting started, and so am similarly uncertain if we should shuffle our next magical criminal in here or not.

((Congrats Irony, you have an opportunity of transforming this RTD thanks to the actions of the players at present. BE SURE ))

Illusionish-ly persuade the people who are in pretty troubl-y areas to evacuate orderly and cleanly.

Utilizing the dreamscape, this means 'defend versus weird exotic stuff' too.

[randomgenericusername]

I'll go back into the waitlist, if possible.

Spoiler: Char Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bob. Just Bob.
Physical Description: A pretty average guy. Bald and fat, with a stupid look in his face. Unkempt and torn clothing.
Personality: Very dumb, completely believes that magic is fake and it's just stupid tricks. Extremely stubborn, drunk most of the time.
Primary Skill: Antimagic. (The power to completely nullify any and all forms of magic.)
Secondary Skill: Dispel. (Removing magic, making things into more mundane version of themselves and breaking spells.)
Tertiary Skill: Unbelief. (Ability to be convinced that magic doesn't exists.)
Proof of Genius: Somehow, his combined innate abilities have created a large field around him that completely prevents all forms of magic from existing inside of it.

[Glass]

What if you convince Bob that your magic is just the pinnacle of scientific discovery and development?

[randomgenericusername]

What if you convince Bob that your magic is just the pinnacle of scientific discovery and development?

Clarke's Third Law. A peasant like Bob wouldn't see the difference.

[Glass]

But if I could convince him that it was different, what would happen?
After all, I was already planning on a very steampunk aesthetic, rather than magic proper.

[randomgenericusername]

But if I could convince him that it was different, what would happen?
After all, I was already planning on a very steampunk aesthetic, rather than magic proper.

Depends. He might be too stupid to understand what science is in the first place. Or he would believe that science is just another kind of magic. We'll let rolls decide, if they happen.

[Secheral]

Teach the princess some embroidery.

[ZBridges]

Inspire the spark of true love between the ninja goddess of flame and the trifold empress of outerdarkness: (4) Maximum Spin; MCreeper, RGU, Quest

IA IA! SALLY FHTAGN! THE FLAME IS THE ONE TRUE LORD OF THIS REALITY; THE REAL ONE! SALLY, THE AVATAR OF THIS WORLD'S FLAME, MUST DESTROY THIS INVADER, THIS INTERLOPER, THIS PRETENDER TO THE TRUE THRONE! ELDRITCH REALITY SHALL NOT PREVAIL THIS DAY! NO, TODAY REALITY CELEBRATES IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!: (3) Egan, Ziizo, ZBridges

[PaPaj]

what would happen if i suplex the now eldritch princess?

[Glass]

Inspire the spark of true love between the ninja goddess of flame and the trifold empress of outerdarkness: (4) Maximum Spin; MCreeper, RGU, Quest

IA IA! SALLY FHTAGN! THE FLAME IS THE ONE TRUE LORD OF THIS REALITY; THE REAL ONE! SALLY, THE AVATAR OF THIS WORLD'S FLAME, MUST DESTROY THIS INVADER, THIS INTERLOPER, THIS PRETENDER TO THE TRUE THRONE! ELDRITCH REALITY SHALL NOT PREVAIL THIS DAY! NO, TODAY REALITY CELEBRATES IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!: (4) Egan, Ziizo, ZBridges, Glass

_{It's the less bad of two bad options}

[DolosusDoleus]

Inspire the spark of true love between the ninja goddess of flame and the trifold empress of outerdarkness: (4) Maximum Spin; MCreeper, RGU, Quest

IA IA! SALLY FHTAGN! THE FLAME IS THE ONE TRUE LORD OF THIS REALITY; THE REAL ONE! SALLY, THE AVATAR OF THIS WORLD'S FLAME, MUST DESTROY THIS INVADER, THIS INTERLOPER, THIS PRETENDER TO THE TRUE THRONE! ELDRITCH REALITY SHALL NOT PREVAIL THIS DAY! NO, TODAY REALITY CELEBRATES IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!: (4) Egan, Ziizo, ZBridges, Glass, Dolosus

[Egan_BW]

Inspire the spark of true love between the ninja goddess of flame and the trifold empress of outerdarkness: (4) Maximum Spin; MCreeper, RGU, Quest

IA IA! SALLY FHTAGN! THE FLAME IS THE ONE TRUE LORD OF THIS REALITY; THE REAL ONE! SALLY, THE AVATAR OF THIS WORLD'S FLAME, MUST DESTROY THIS INVADER, THIS INTERLOPER, THIS PRETENDER TO THE TRUE THRONE! ELDRITCH REALITY SHALL NOT PREVAIL THIS DAY! NO, TODAY REALITY CELEBRATES IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!: (5) Egan, Ziizo, ZBridges, Glass, Dolosus

(You didn't change the number. fixed now)

[PaPaj]

Enchance my fists with lumonancy and try to summon lucha, then wrestle the princess to banish her to the netherealm or some other dimension

[IronyOwl]

what would happen if i suplex the now eldritch princess?

Probably very little! She is no longer bound by constraints of form.

[Caellath]

"No, no. Let's try this again, with feeling. Also my crocodilian pupil stop being so harsh."

Nallihen and suicidal volunteer once more teach Polymorphing to the other suicidal volunteers.