I wish that everyone in the whole multiverse PC or NPC always respawned with all of their special powers, granted via wish or not, including magical artifacts not tied directly to ones physical form, retroactively.
Sorry, but I am unwilling to enact this wish retroactively due to going through all previous turns looking for abilities to restore being more work than I am willing to devote to this game.
I wish for supreme Telepathic powers.
[3
+3] You gain the ability to connect your mind to the minds of all beings that aren't glorified hand puppets for beings outside of reality and use that link to influence or read the minds of anyone you wish. This is not particularly subtle.
I whish my city armor was complete in a way it leaves my inhabitants happy.
[2
+3] You create new space-distorting armor that is both effectively impossible to punch through and has buildings integrated into it. The vast majority of your population move there and are much happier there.
I wish that I could just say sorry for mind controlling them and not do the magical binding part.
[3
+3] You mind control them into accepting your future apology for mind controlling them. They notice, but can't quite bring themselves to refuse to forgive you. Though they certainly don't intend to be particularly graceful in their forgiveness.
I wish for a loyal NPC cat demigod serving me.
[3
+3] You create a feline half-deity killbot with incredible firepower, an inability to see nonviolent solutions to problems, and a strong preference for plans that involve mass slaughter. They're loyal, at least.
I'll not make any wishes this turn.
Put the entire population of Dolphinia Prime into the spaceships, then set course for the Earth.
[4] You load your populace into a fleet of spaceships and set course for Earth. Estimated time of arrival is never, because there's no navigable path right now.
Here's my action for this turn: Enact a military coup on the city using my bodies and overthrow it to create my own Personal regime. Provide air support with my copter if possible.
Edit: Thanks. Editing that massive quote out to save space.
[6] You seize the war-torn city in a brutal strike, severely damaging it and decimating the population. The military forces are mostly killed, but some of them manage to escape.
I wish that I had not died (so i have the same powers as if i hadn't died)
[2+3] Sorry, but I'm refusing to execute this wish due to it being too much work to implement.
Secheral: Available.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Available.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Available.
CrocAndBearLover: Available.
OceanSoul: Available.
Person: Available.
Shadowclaw777: Available.
Failbird105: Available.
Blood_Librarian: Available.
Everywhere
All hypothetical felines not created by player action have been transformed into corgis.
All people have an evil clone.
Most people are somewhat terrified by space itself hissing.
Space is stretching at a rate that renders interstellar travel impossible without time travel.
Earth
Intact.
All non-werewolf canines have been replaced by feline counterparts.
Most corgi lovers are dead.
Nearly everyone except werewolves and players have been transformed into cats corrupted by eldritch power by a plague-like curse.
Almost all military weapons have been stolen and destroyed.
Has a few hundred temples to Yog-Neighoth.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
In the port city.
Commandeered by King Zultan.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking cats.
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Low on artillery.
Has a movement to take over the world.
On extremely bad terms with the surrounding nation.
Paved with a stone of an ash-like eldritch color.
Surrounded by a makeshift and radioactive wall of disassembled weapons.
Has far more food than they need.
Port City
Is inhabited nearly exclusively by werewolves.
Run by a heretical theocracy in the name of King Zultan.
About half of the population likes King Zultan.
About half of the population loathes King Zultan.
The population's evil clones have been mind-controlled into being good people who consider mind control to be the greatest evil.
Fortified.
Has a very large spaceship on a launchpad.
Russia
In chaos.
Currently occupied by wertyzerty's mercenaries.
Has a single notable resistance movement sparked (but not lead) by wertyzerty.
War-Torn City
A city that was being fought over.
Under the control of Person.
Mildly depopulated.
Heavily damaged.
Mars
Has a cat-manned mission on it.
Omnicidal Alien Civilization
A highly advanced alien civilization.
Worships Yog-Neighoth as the Hoofed Destroyer.
Believe that they must bring about the end of days when the Hoofed Destroyer returns.
Falsely believe that KittyTac is the Hoofed Destroyer.
Don't know what hooves look like.
Incapable of faster than light travel.
Dolphinia Prime
A planet formerly inhabited by super strong death metal ninja dolphins.
Primitive compared to Earth.
Under the psychic control of CrocAndBearLover.
Has an automated shipyard that produces spaceships with the ability to navigate nearly any distorted space-time suitable for FTL travel.
The Moon
In Earth's former orbit.
Half-covered in an everburning vortex of fusing hydrogen under Blood_Librarian's control.
Has a radioactive glowing cat face on it.
Egan_BW
A street cat with kittens.
Can project forcefields that can cut anything within five feet or without a clearly-defined location.
KittyTac
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Slightly wounded.
On a planet populated by omnicidal aliens.
Has a particularly luxurious orbital palace with a few disposable nuke-powered lasers.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
Hated by their formerly evil clone for forcefully rendering them a good person.
Any apology they make will be begrudgingly accepted by the evil clones of themself and the port city werewolves.
CrocAndBearLover
Near Dolphinia Prime.
Knows karate.
Is the elder eldritch god of mind control, architecture, and life.
Immune to physical harm.
Can control any mortal on the same planet.
Can create buildings of any size or complexity with a gesture.
Can fully heal any mortal of any affliction, including death.
Is controlling the minds of the population of Dolphinia Prime.
Has the population of Dolphinia Prime in an invasion fleet currently incapable of reaching Earth.
NRDL
Has access to the Speed Force.
Wanted by the Fortified City for stealing food.
Can connect their mind to the minds of all non-player beings and use this connection to read or influence any mind.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has all but one body inside a war-torn city.
Has a body piloting their helicopter.
Cannot be harmed except as a direct result of a player's action.
Cannot directly interact with non-player people.
Has a massively oversized and nearly indestructible greatsword that bypasses absolutely all defences other than normal distance and dodging.
Is flooding a war-torn city with their spare bodies.
OceanSoul
Dead.
Secheral
Transmutes anything they touch into melting butter with fully functioning nervous systems and minds. (Though they're techincially not touching anything in their current state.)
Is space.
Has no capacity to directly act on a small scale.
Shadowclaw777
A Master Director of the fortified city's branch of the Illuminati.
Is a six-winged corgi angel.
All attacks against corgis within a kilometre of them are nigh-instantaneously incinerated.
Can wield angelic magic on a city-wide scale.
Anyone who meets their gaze immediately bursts into soul-destroying flame
Failbird105
Dead.
Blood_Librarian
Has a mohawk and handgun.
In a rudimentary moon base with a group of extreme survivalists.
ziizo
Is an organic space city orbiting Earth.
Fully self-sustaining.
Heavily armed.
Contains a happy population.
Has some conventional housing and offices.
Doesn't have mining vessels.
Has a rocket engine that uses the solar wind as propellant.
Eating a very large asteroid.
Covered in effectively impenetrable armor with buildings integrated into it.
wertyzerty
Does not physically interact with material objects.
Can float instead of flying into space or falling into the ground.
Has no material needs.
Is an investment banker.
Incredibly wealthy.
Has a large army of mercenaries occupying Russia for him.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Has disbanded and spread into the general population.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god and her evil clone.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Outside of the fortified city, but incapable of entering it.
Currently transformed into cats.
Cannot revert her transformation into cats.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.
Space city AIs
An oppressive AI overlord and their evil clone.
Were the gods of justice.
Dead.
Demigod Cat Killbot
A robotic feline demigod.
Extremely heavily armed.
Cannot see nonviolent solutions to problems.
Strongly prefers plans that involve as much violence as possible.
Perfectly loyal to KittyTac.
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