Using my eldritch powers, create a magical shroud, covering the entire Russian Federation. The magical shroud will make nuclear weaponry disappear to another dimension, in case of Russians launching the strike at SOAAM.
You may be a magical tentacle horror, but you're not THAT magical.
pray to random gods until one respawns me
[6] I shrug and respawn you in Los Pinos.
Ha ha. Foolish meatbags!
Shoot at moscow, thus sparking a nuclear war between russia and the united states!
[3 vs.
1] You fire on Moscow. The Russian military attempts to fire missiles at you, but only destroy their own launchers.
Get to the wartorn city city, VERY carefully.
[4] Done.
Grab a lighter in my pocket, throw in on KittyTac, this is a chemical attack so ain’t considered physical. Have the respective elitist god burn out
Felius telekinetically blocks the lighter, then finishes Shadowclaw777 off.
[4 vs. 5] Shadowclaw777 manages to shove a lighter in KittyTac's face, but he proves both invulnerable and incredibly lethal. Shadowclaw777: respawn?
Use my newly awakened wish ability to enhance my skills as a mime into actual supernatural mime powers.
[3
+3] You are now an impossibly silent demonic mime. Any material object you mime effectively exists for as long as you're miming it and your presence muffles sound.
Take my army to Russia.
[4] You covertly travel to Russia with your army.
My spare bodies teleport to the Wartorn City. I continue flying there, while keeping my weapons ready.
[3] You rearrange your bodies so that some of them are close to the war-torn city.
Eat things nearby.
[4] You eat some nearby terrain, but you can't seem to make the area much more dangerous even if you try to eat people.
Gather all of the werewolves around my car fort, and move to a different and more tolerant of werewolves part of the port city.
[3] You lead the werewolves to a werewolf-friendly neighborhood. The neighborhood is not particularly friendly to these werewolves in particular because they attempted to invade the city they're in.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Spent.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Person: Spent.
Shadowclaw777: Spent.
Failbird105: Spent.
Everywhere
Almost all felines are replaced by corgis.
Cruise Ship
Is perfectly fine.
City
Is an ex-location.
Feliania
A nation of talking ex-cat corgis. (Except one city, which is populated by talking cats.)
Ruled by KittyTac.
Ex-cellar Palace
The personal palace of KittyTac.
Was a cellar.
Fortified City
Will be safe and prosperous forevermore.
Has improved taxation, infrastructure, social programs, and healthcare.
Current respawn location.
Port City
Damaged by bombs and gunfire.
Has a decimated police force.
Has a significant werewolf minority.
Orbital City
Fully self-sustaining.
Administrated by an oppressive AI overlord.
Heavily armed.
ziizo
In Los Pinos.
Egan_BW
Is an AI controlling a satellite.
Has a death ray that can kill anything, including intangible things and things immune to physical damage.
KittyTac
Has a helicopter.
Is Felius, god of cats.
Is on the highest level of their palace.
Has a robot who is also lost inside their palace.
The ruler of Feliania.
Is nearly immune to every weapon humanity has.
Extremely resistant to attacks no mortal could survive.
Gains power from worship and has the power of all other cats several times over.
Worshipped by Feliania.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Has a vehicle made by welding together about twenty cars.
Friends with the werewolves.
The collective divine spirit of all werewolves.
Is incorporeal.
CrocAndBearLover
In Los Pinos.
The president of Mexico.
Is an eldritch tentacled abomination with karate knowledge.
Worshipped by everyone in Mexico and the USA as a god.
The god-president of the US.
NRDL
Is being hunted by assassins sent by the fortified city.
Can cure any affliction with a bit of medical care.
In a war-torn city.
wertyzerty
Is a archmage with vast control over fire and wind.
Has a lot of people willing to work for them.
Has a large fortified town with a skilled military.
In Russia.
Can teleport anywhere at will.
Person
Can teleport everyone or everything at will.
Has a military helicopter.
Can create additional identical bodies for themself. All bodies are controlled by a hive mind.
Has some bodies almost inside a war-torn city.
Their helicopter is a few kilometres away from a war-torn city.
OceanSoul
Can regrow the body parts of anyone he touches, including heads and the like..
Can add or remove any curse of were-ism with a touch.
Near a spatial distortion.
Secheral
Is an eldritch shrine-golem-horse hybrid.
Shadowclaw777
Dead.
Failbird105
Is a demonic mime.
Any material object they mime effective exists until they stop miming it.
Muffles sound with their presence.
Cultists
A small cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Dead, with one exception. (Who is no longer a member.)
Had a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
No longer exist.
Werewolves
An army of werewolves inside a port city.
Decimated by the police force of said city.
Yog-Neighoth
An apocalyptically powerful eldritch unicorn god.
Is the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis.
Created by Secheral.
Lacks a physical body.
Has an utterly indestructible soul.
Corgi Revolution
Mercilessly slaughtered by feline oppressors.