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ShadowDragon

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Re: Roll to Wish: Turn 8
« Reply #75 on: January 20, 2018, 08:53:22 am »

Examine the storm cellar, taking the robot with me to use its laser cannon as protection.
[3] It is a very boring cellar.
Run. Run somewhere away from here.
[6] You run into an extremely crime-ridden part of town.
See the sea trying to spot dolphins I have to do something until the ship arrives or my wish recharges.
[2] You don't see any dolphins.
Run in to the air port and go to the pilots lounge and get an alcoholic drink.
[3] You find some tea.
Keep on running, I'll find a way out.
[5] You run until you reach a highway.
Build an altar to ShadowDragon and sacrifice whatever food I can find, so that he gives me more wishes.
*wink wink*
No.
"WONDERFUL."

I desire to do nothing that requires rolls until next turn when I get a wish.
As you wish.
Morph into tentacle karate abomination on my own, then.
Did I miss you learning how to shapeshift?
Teleport Bane and his mercenaries into the Sun.

I tried desperately to make a post death one liner based on "The fire rises" but I utterly failed. Hopefully my action does not, else I'll probably end up in the sun instead.
[4] You manage to banish them into the sun with only mild annoyance to the entirety of humanity.

Quote from: Baggage-zombies
Break open the airport to get at the meaty filling.
[3 vs. 4] The airport suffers damage but security holds off the undead while it is evacuated.

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CABL

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #76 on: January 20, 2018, 09:26:13 am »

Okay, then.

I wish to become a tentacle karate abomination who's the President of Mexico.
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Much less active than I used to be on these forums, but I still visit them on occasion. Will probably resume my activity in full once Dwarf Fortress will be released on Steam.

KittyTac

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2018, 09:26:56 am »

I wish I had my own country of sentient, talking cats. With my palace being this cellar. The robot will help me renovate it.
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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2018, 10:48:08 am »

I wish for werewolves to attack the city the airport is in.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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OceanSoul

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2018, 11:34:31 am »

I wish for the ability to regrow the body parts of my choice of anyone I touch.
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ziizo

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2018, 12:27:21 pm »

I wish John gets called because he was hired in another company with an higher salary than his old one
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NRDL

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #81 on: January 20, 2018, 05:03:09 pm »

Keep on running until I hit civilisation.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #82 on: January 20, 2018, 06:37:33 pm »

I wish I had the ability to choose the roll outcome for all my own actions and the actions of whoever's post is directly above mine when I make my action.

I also eat another burger, but that's not a wish.
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Secheral

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #83 on: January 20, 2018, 07:13:04 pm »

I wish I had an eldritch unicorn.
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wertyzerty

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #84 on: January 21, 2018, 08:19:59 am »

I wish I was a very good magician specialising in controlling fire and wind.
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ShadowDragon

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Re: Roll to Wish: Turn 9
« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2018, 08:51:04 am »

Okay, then.

I wish to become a tentacle karate abomination who's the President of Mexico.
[1+3] It is done.
I wish I had my own country of sentient, talking cats. With my palace being this cellar. The robot will help me renovate it.
[2+3] You annex the surrounding area into your cat country, ruled from your underground palace.
I wish for werewolves to attack the city the airport is in.
[2+3] You summon an army of werewolves to attack the city.
I wish for the ability to regrow the body parts of my choice of anyone I touch.
[2+3] You can regrow any lost body parts without issue, including heads and the like.
I wish John gets called because he was hired in another company with an higher salary than his old one
[2+3] You give brother John a new job.
Keep on running until I hit civilisation.
[5] You reach a fortified city, who welcome you in.
I wish I had the ability to choose the roll outcome for all my own actions and the actions of whoever's post is directly above mine when I make my action.

I also eat another burger, but that's not a wish.

[1+3] You may now choose the die result for any non-wish action you make or that immediately precedes your own.
I wish I had an eldritch unicorn.
[3+3] You create the dark god Yog-Nieghoth, the All-Pony and Bane of Atlantis, whose softest whinny is enough to scour all will from those that hear it as they recall what never truly was. She is eerily quiet.
I wish I was a very good magician specialising in controlling fire and wind.
[2+3] You are now an archmage with vast control over fire and wind.

Quote from: Baggage-zombies
Get into the airport and devour the people inside.
[4 vs. 3] Airport security is partially overrun.
Quote from: Werewolves
Attack the city.
[3 vs. 4] The police manage to hold off the werewolves for now.

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ziizo

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #86 on: January 21, 2018, 09:04:34 am »

congratulate John is his new job and get drunk until the cruise ship reaches it's destinity
« Last Edit: January 21, 2018, 10:08:41 am by ziizo »
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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #87 on: January 21, 2018, 09:11:27 am »

Walk out of the airport and steal a car doesn't matter what it is as long as it moves, then drive away from the airport.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

KittyTac

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #88 on: January 21, 2018, 10:01:20 am »

Hang a flag above the cellar palace. Tell the robot to hang banners inside of it or something.



Glory to Feliania!
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Secheral

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Re: Roll to Wish
« Reply #89 on: January 21, 2018, 10:18:31 am »

Go on a vigilante murder spree whilst riding my trusty unicorn. For justice!
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