Explain to the cultists that their petty perusal of blood sacrifices is futile, and that they should instead seek enlightenment.
You don't know their contact information.
Try and fly the airliner upside down and in a haphazard manner.
[2] Your copilot pulls your hands away from the controls.
Tell the robot to fly the helicopter to the nearest pizzeria.
[4] Pizzeria reached.
Explain to the cultists that their petty perusal of blood sacrifices is futile, and that they should instead seek enlightenment.
Thanks but you are in the plane and I and the cult are in a ship.
Convince the cultist to sacrifice the cultists that damaged the altar in my place as a punishment.
[3] They decide to sacrifice both of you.
Tie them up and haul them to the baggage compartment.
[6] You hurl a swarm of pigeons to the zombie baggage, incidentally rendering the barrier between the passengers and the zombies extremely weak.
I wish for the Bane from The Dark Knight Rises along with his mercenaries to hijack and crash this plane.
[2
+3] The plane suffers a fiery but curiously non-lethal crash at the hands of Bane et al. Alternatively...
I wish this plane would land already.
[2
+3] The plane lands without incident, except for the zombies about to get loose, a band of mercenaries appearing, et cetera. And is also paradoxically crashed by said mercenaries.
Have a nice nap.
[3] You have an extremely uneasy nap.
Sacrifice ziizo and brother John to our dark master.
[2 vs. 4] They escape.
Devour the pigeons.
[4] The pigeons have been zombified and packed.
Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Has negative infinity left.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.
CrocAndBearLover: Spent.
OceanSoul: Spent.
Airliner/Flaming Wreckage
Current respawn location.
Has a baggage compartment full of baggage-zombies and undead pigeons.
Is paradoxically both flaming wreckage in the middle of nowhere and safely landed at an airport.
Has Bane (from The Dark Knight Rises) and his mercenaries in it.
Cruise Ship
In the Atlantic ocean.
Is perfectly fine.
Has a cult on it.
ziizo
On a cruise ship.
Injured.
Pursued by cultists.
Egan_BW
Has no desire.
KittyTac
On a robot-piloted helicopter.
Is outside of a pizzeria.
King Zultan
Is the deposed pilot of the airliner/flaming wreckage.
Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.
Cultists
A smalk cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
On a cruise ship.
Have lost two members. (One of which is alive.)
Have a damaged altar.
Baggage-zombies
A small horde of undead baggage and pigeons.
On the airliner/ruins thereof.
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