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[ShadowDragon]

You apparently are half-genie or something like that, as you can grant (your own) wishes! Hopefully the airliner you're on survives long enough for you to enjoy this ability.
This is a minimalist RtD where you may only defy reality via wishes.

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

Rolls are 1d6, except for wishes, which are 1d3+3 and are immune to modifiers.

Results (Examples for landing a crashing plane)
1: Catastrophic failure. (E.g. barrel-rolling the planes wings off.)
2: Failure. (E.g. realizing you have no idea how to pilot a plane.)
3: Partial success. (E.g. safely landing nose-first.)
4: Success. (E.g. landing safely.)
5: Great success. (E.g. landing on a convenient abandoned airbase.)
6: Catastrophic success. (E.g. landing your new open-air rocket glider.)

You cannot preform non-respawn actions that you could not plausibly do except via wishes.

Spoiler: Wishes (click to show/hide)

Every player gets one wish every seven turns, with used wishes regenerating on turn 8, 15, 22, and so on.

Wishes can do anything with very few exceptions.
Wishes cannot:
Modify the rules.
Give more wishes.
Remove a players ability to wish.
Affect the granting of other wishes.
Manipulate rolls. (Banned on turn 15.)
Blatantly circumvent these rules.

[Secheral]

I wish for more pigeons.

[NRDL]

I wish for a safe, pleasant flight for everybody on board.

[ziizo]

I wish I had chosen to travel by ship.

[Egan_BW]

I wish for infinity less wishes.

[ShadowDragon]

I wish for more pigeons.

[1+3] You fill the airliner with pigeons.

I wish for a safe, pleasant flight for everybody on board.

[1+3] Done.

I wish I had chosen to travel by ship.

[1+3] You are now on a cruise ship somewhere in the Atlantic.

I wish for infinity less wishes.

[3+3] You not only grant yourself negative infinity wishes, you also scour all desire from your mind.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T8) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Has negative infinity left.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Airliner
  Current respawn location.
  On course to a city, will arrive on turn 4 (assuming no interruptions.)
  Inhabitants are blessed with a safe and pleasant journey.

Cruise Ship
  In the Atlantic ocean.
  Is perfectly fine.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  On a cruise ship.

Egan_BW
  Has no desire.

[NRDL]

Talk to the passengers next to me, strike up amiable conversation.

[Secheral]

Hoard pigeons in a secluded room of the airliner.

[KittyTac]

I wish I was on a helicopter piloted by a robot.

[ziizo]

explore the ship

[King Zultan]

I wish I was the pilot of the airliner.

[Egan_BW]

Walk to the cockpit and inform the pilot and copilot that I no longer feel any desires, and how liberating this feels.

[wertyzerty]

I wish for a zombie apocalypse in the baggage compartment to make the flight now interesting.

[ShadowDragon]

Talk to the passengers next to me, strike up amiable conversation.

[3] You strike up a rather boring conversation.

Hoard pigeons in a secluded room of the airliner.

[2] The pigeons don't seem to like you.

I wish I was on a helicopter piloted by a robot.

[1+3] Done.

explore the ship

[1] You find a cult which seems to want to sacrifice you.

I wish I was the pilot of the airliner.

[2+3] It is done, and you're so good you don't need to roll for routine piloting actions.

Walk to the cockpit and inform the pilot and copilot that I no longer feel any desires, and how liberating this feels.

[2] You're too ambivalent to do that.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse in the baggage compartment to make the flight now interesting.

[1+3] You infect everyone's luggage with the zombie plague. But they are incapable of escaping or harming anyone until the airliner lands, what with the impossibility of this flight being unpleasant or unsafe.

Capture ziizo and bring him to the altar.

[6 vs. 4] The cultists throw ziizo onto the altar with only one fatality (may brother Whatshisname rest in peace) and somewhat too much force, damaging the altar.

Spoiler: Player Wishes (Return T8) (click to show/hide)

Secheral: Spent.
NRDL: Spent.
ziizo: Spent.
Egan_BW: Has negative infinity left.
KittyTac: Spent.
King Zultan: Spent.
wertyzerty: Spent.

Spoiler: Places (click to show/hide)

Airliner
  Current respawn location.
  On course to a city, will arrive on turn 4 (assuming no interruptions.)
  Full of pigeons.
  Inhabitants are blessed with a safe and pleasant journey.
  Has a baggage compartment full of baggage-zombies.

Cruise Ship
  In the Atlantic ocean.
  Is perfectly fine.
  Has a cult on it.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

ziizo
  On a cruise ship.
  Captured by cultists.
  Injured.

Egan_BW
  Has no desire.

KittyTac
  On a robot-piloted helicopter.

King Zultan
  Is the pilot of the airliner.
  Does not need to roll for routine piloting actions.

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Cultists
  A smalk cult, presumably worshipping something which demands blood sacrifices.
  On a cruise ship.
  Have lost one member.
  Have a damaged altar.

[Egan_BW]

Explain to the cultists that their petty perusal of blood sacrifices is futile, and that they should instead seek enlightenment.