Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[consumptiveAbsolutist]

Done. Please don't eviscerate my soul for double posting.

[Egan_BW]

Eviscerate consumptiveAbsolutist's soul.

[Maximum Spin]

defend

defend something useful.

Be that something useful: enlightenment.

Continue injecting Buddhism into this obvious Dante emulation.

Maybe turn Hell into a big wheel or something.

Yes, a big wheel with Satan at the centre, that's obviously very original and not literally the source material at all. And let's say the hub of the wheel is full of ice for symbolism reasons.

Anyway, all the Lemures' souls transmigrate.

(At certain times and places, Ancient Greek mythology is actually less unlike Buddhism than you might expect.)

[Tyrant Leviathan]

Eviscerate consumptiveAbsolutist's soul.

Qlippoth Armor auto shields prevent it, and eats Sophias soul as in Hell can access such power while Tyrant takes the dead he’ll guardian and nearby demons and feeds the armor. As it also draws on Hell itself, as it was in Hell on Wheels escorting GMer within.

TL meanwhile summons a warp gate and uses it to sling shot the vehicle and passengers further along, keeping olio thanks to haste.

[Egan_BW]

"Ehh, fuck this, I'm gonna go get a burrito."
Ninjaflip out of hell, using previously established absurd dodge skill. Go get a burrito at my favorite stand out in the void (run by devils, of course. not that I care.)
Stop, being Egan, royalist knight of thorns.
Start being Sophia, whom my signature (which does not exist) is a reference to! I am currently Being stabbed by a dozen scimitars on the end of magical animated chains.

[Egan_BW]

Eviscerate consumptiveAbsolutist's soul.

Qlippoth Armor auto shields prevent it, and eats his soul as in Hell can access such power while Tyrant takes the dead he’ll guardian and nearby demons and feeds the armor. As it also draws on Hell itself, as it was in Hell on Wheelscescorting GMer within.

TL meanwhile summons a warp gate and uses it to sling shot the vehicle and passengers further along, keeping olio thanks to haste.

No no, the thorn knight isn't doing that. Just me.

[Secheral]

Grow wings and hug the magpie. Use ribs as impromptu cage and enclose the magpie inside it. Run to the old man before he takes off. Get into the boat with him and threaten to sic the magpie on him if he doesn't give us a ride.

[TrickleJest]

Eviscerate consumptiveAbsolutist's soul.

Trickle looks around Hell. Obviously, since this is Hell, there have to be pools of magma everywhere. As magma is acidic, ingesting it increases one's acidity? Except, actually, lemons are acidic, yet adding them to water and then consuming said substance increases your pH. Catch my drift? Swiftly pulling out a glass of tomato juice from behind his back, Trickle adds one tiny drop of hellish magma to create the Bloodier Mary cocktail. He then walks up to Egan, bumping him gently on the shoulder and passing it to him.

"Uh. Hey. Drink this. It definitely won't increase your pH, and give you that tag you wanted. Mhm. Just a regular ol' hell cocktail."

After passing the cocktail, he winks quickly at the red sun. Hopefully nobody notices.

[Blood_Librarian]

PUT BOTH MY HANDS FORE AND MIDDLE FINGERS TO MY FOREHEAD, AND PSIONICALLY FOCUS, AND SPONTANEOUSLY GENERATE SUPER POWERS OF THE PSIONIC VARIETY.

[Sir Elventide]

(Fine then you win. Take my Bay Twelve Coin and choke on it.)

"At least anime aren't currently being babysat at the moment," Sir Elventide wisecracked in response to the Godmodder's insult.

Though Egan disappeared and the Hell Guardian was slain, a group of demons were blasted by the now enhanced explosive rounds only to be replaced by a magpie. Though he couldn't tell whether anything was out of the ordinary with the bird, Sir Elventide wasn't taking any chances with anything that called Hell home. However, he chose to conserve the enchanted rounds and didn't want to hit Secheral.

Attack the magpie with bolts of lightning. Nevermind then, Secheral is trapping it inside a rib cage and talking about siccing it on some boatman. Scan the horizon for incoming threats instead.

[Maximum Spin]

The Magpie was actually your inner self all along.

[Egan_BW]

Eviscerate consumptiveAbsolutist's soul.

Trickle looks around Hell. Obviously, since this is Hell, there have to be pools of magma everywhere. As magma is acidic, ingesting it increases one's acidity? Except, actually, lemons are acidic, yet adding them to water and then consuming said substance increases your pH. Catch my drift? Swiftly pulling out a glass of tomato juice from behind his back, Trickle adds one tiny drop of hellish magma to create the Bloodier Mary cocktail. He then walks up to Egan, bumping him gently on the shoulder and passing it to him.

"Uh. Hey. Drink this. It definitely won't increase your pH, and give you that tag you wanted. Mhm. Just a regular ol' hell cocktail."

After passing the cocktail, he winks quickly at the red sun. Hopefully nobody notices.

Egan (which now refers to a flesh human rather than a thorn knight) inspects the cup for a moment and the says "Why does this have a pebble in it?" He then hands the cap back to you and walks through a handy HELLPORTAL back to earth, where he belongs.

[Doomblade187]

Open fire on demons ahead!

[King Zultan]

Shoot the enemy's in there faces.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Eat  consumptiveAbsolutist's soul, by force/stealing if neccessary.
Use the resulting META POWERZ to forcibly send Egan_BW (the thorn knight) forward in time by 1 turns, removing them from the scene and preventing anything from harming them.