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[Dunamisdeos]

Oh yeah, I remember when forrest whitaker decided he was done running and died for no reason.  He wasn't injured was he?  He wasn't slowing them down.  He was just like "whatever, I'm gonna die now cause that's what happens in war movies"

Well he was on some kind of life support. I also recall him shuffle-limping around. But yes, he could likely have made it.

I kinda dug that dude who was a vague force priest.

Yeah, Donnie Yen. He was rad as hell.

[itisnotlogical]

Wait, that was Donnie Yen, as in Ip Man? That's awesome! I didn't know he acted in American stuff.

[Dunamisdeos]

Wait, that was Donnie Yen, as in Ip Man? That's awesome! I didn't know he acted in American stuff.

Yeah man. Go watch that scene again and partake in the joy that is Ip Man beating the shit out of some stormtroopers.

[Max™]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter:

The Last Jedi: Maybe she's born with it?
The Rise of Skywalker: Maybe it's Palpatine?

[ChairmanPoo]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter:

The Last Jedi: Maybe she's born with it?
The Rise of Skywalker: Maybe it's Palpatine?

Rey's power comes from deep within the Emperor's swarthy balls



I think it was totes fanservice. Rey Palpatine was a popular fan theort back with TFA, and since SW is in a bit of a crisis, they went with "rule of popularity"

[MrRoboto75]

Episodes 10 to 12 will be about who palp banged to get rey.

[Rolan7]

They'll call it a "Pre-Sequel" but still number the episodes 10-12 despite occurring earlier

[Grim Portent]

I know Palpatine had a thing with one of the attendants he has in the prequels, Sly Moore, in the old EU. They had a mutant son called Triclops who had a third eye on the back of his head. He was kept as a slave after Palpatine's death in a mine with an overseer called Trioculus who was also a three eyed mutant. It was pretty stupid.

[wierd]

And, clearly, equally unoriginal parents.

Who also decided that exile and a life of grueling hardship was better than corrective surgery.

[scriver]

Spoiler:  Episode X: Shoulderpads Strikes Back (click to show/hide)

[Kagus]

Episodes 10 to 12 will be about who palp banged to get rey.

Considering what a sociopathic fuckwad Sheev Palpatine was, I still prefer the concept of him just finally getting the hang of his master Plagueis's ultimate technique, rather than him actually having a child in any fashion that would include a real role in its life and development.

[nenjin]

Shamelessly stolen from twitter:

The Last Jedi: Maybe she's born with it?
The Rise of Skywalker: Maybe it's Palpatine?

Fans: Maybe it's Maybelline.

[Grim Portent]

And, clearly, equally unoriginal parents.

Who also decided that exile and a life of grueling hardship was better than corrective surgery.

It's kind of dumber than that.

Triclops was made a slave because Palpatine viewed him as a failure and the Imperial leadership thought he was insane. He was unstable mind you, but not insane. His mother died in childbirth, so she couldn't do anything about it.

Trioculous was made in experiments on Force based creation run by Triclops' mother on the orders of Palpatine. He was the closest the project ever came to succeeding and the whole thing got scrapped and his biological mother and him were shipped off to the same slave mines as Triclops in a craaazy coincidence. 

There he managed to get adopted by an Imperial because he was a brown nosing snitch on the other slaves and eventually became overseer, and delighted in torturing Triclops because he was actually Palpatine's kid while Trioculous was a failed lab experiment of his.

Part of the Imperial Remnant considered making Triclops the new Emperor, dismissed him as unsuitable and propped Trioculous up as a figurehead to take advantage of the rumours about Papa Palpatine having a three eyed mutant kid.

Triclops had a child with a 'jedi princess' or some such nonsense, they went on a few adventures and then disappeared to never darken the EU with their weird ass concept again.

[Telgin]

One really has to wonder how ideas like that make it past enough people that they're not only approved but approved for money to be spent on them.

[Madman198237]

One really has to wonder how ideas like that make it past enough people that they're not only approved but approved for money to be spent on them.

A sequence, I can only assume, of people going "this is stupid, I should reject this...but wait, it's got this far, I wonder how far it would go if I said 'sure'?"