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[Custom Critical]

>Search for bad guys to kill.

[...] Deciding to find some 'bad guys' to kill, you elect to take to the streets at night. You eventually find a group of armed bank robbers. You sigh as you lean against an adjacent wall, eavsdropping on the chatter. It appears they want to blow the main vault open and make out with the cash real quick like. Fortunately, you've found them at an opportune time! One of them was getting their explosives from the van while the rest of the goons idle inside the bank.

>Look for that toaster and bring a strong magnet with me to make sure that i can catch him

[...] You prepare yourself for a second encounter, bringing a magnet with you to immobilise the toaster and surely bring about a swift end. You find it, and the magnet works for a second. It manages to bring the toaster just close enough to burn half of your grainy, loafy body. Sadly, you now visibly burned and you're likely to suffer further impairments. Meanwhile, the toaster from before has gotten away. Again.

>Try and find any pieces that seem to fit together and go forward from there.

[...] You manage to find two pieces, then two more, and then more, that fit together. It's a slow, but sure process, and eventually, you have your machine! Er, what was it called again? You seem to have forgotten. Also, you missed a couple of important wires and so the machine, while in functional order, will only grant you two uses. After you visit and return twice, it will overheat. Darn.

>Recover and sell the herbs as poisons.

[...] You make a full recovery on the 8th day, and are back in working order. However, when you attempt to sell the herbs you end up catching the eye of the law, and you're now on their radar. You're being watched. Be careful!

[Glass]

It's a pocket dimension generator. And it needs to work better than that.

>I want a permanent pocket dimension that I can access easily. Fix up my machine so it can do that.

[PaPaj]

>Prepare special armour to defend me aganist the fiery attacks of the toasters

[TankKit]

...Huh.

Name: Tirakt.
Gender: Male.
Appearance: Mostly average clothing with a black cloak that's extremely tattered at it's end. Also the his eyes constantly change colour.

>Make a really, really, REALLY big tree with a black stump and brown leaves.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Name: Bottle Adalbert Weaver
Gender: Male
Appearance: A medium creature of great ambition. This human is Short, slender somewhat muscular withlight brown almost orangish eyes, chestnut brown skin and short pale yellow hair. Currently he is wearing a white robe with a woven belt and some sandals.

....

This should be workable, no?

Climb out of my cave and go searching for where I put my spear.

[Doomblade187]

>Go back to foraging, craft something that can serve as an antibiotic.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Note: I am assuming that the world is partially rather than totally industrialized and that living as a hunter gatherer is still possible.

[Custom Critical]

((Can we get an explicit setting guideline?))

Not sure what you mean.

Note: I am assuming that the world is partially rather than totally industrialized and that living as a hunter gatherer is still possible.

You'd be correct.

[Doomblade187]

((Can we get an explicit setting guideline?))

Not sure what you mean.

Note: I am assuming that the world is partially rather than totally industrialized and that living as a hunter gatherer is still possible.

You'd be correct.

Like that. Thanks!

Editing action.

[NRDL]

PTW, let me know if somebody drops out or you get any openings, this looks fun.

[Puppyguard]

Name: Fork
Gender: Male
Appearance: A bald man with forks taped, glued, and magnetically attached to him.

[johiah]

((I have fancy technopaladin armor, right?))

>Regardless of above, jump the guy with the explosives. Note the license plate.
Take the explosives and run, call the police or find police,
let them know what just happened and help them out however I can. Tell them the license plate number.

[Custom Critical]

It's a pocket dimension generator. And it needs to work better than that.

>I want a permanent pocket dimension that I can access easily. Fix up my machine so it can do that.

[...] The machine is fixed and will now function perfectly!

>Prepare special armour to defend me aganist the fiery attacks of the toasters

[...] You quickly forge some armour, but you're short some materials and it only covers the upper half of your body (arms included).

((I have fancy technopaladin armor, right?))

>Regardless of above, jump the guy with the explosives. Note the license plate.
Take the explosives and run, call the police or find police,
let them know what just happened and help them out however I can. Tell them the license plate number.

[...] You attempt to sneak the shit out of the guy getting the explosives prepared. You made a note to look at the license plate on the van, but in the ensuing scuffle you forgot to thanks to your adrenaline pumping. You also end up breaking his bones a little too loudly, as one of the other goons are walking back outside to check on their explosives guy. Things will get sticky when they find him out cold and possibly paralysed!

>Go back to foraging, craft something that can serve as an antibiotic.

[...] Too bad. You head back to the wilds to forage for some medicinal plants. You don't quite find what you're looking for. Only one leaf from a new breed of plant that you have no idea about. Maybe you can try it and see? Risky business though.

((Also, apologies to Doomblade for missing their action!))

[PaPaj]

>Prepare the rest of the armour and maybe a weapon, and go aganist the toasters

[Glass]

Great.

>Go to my new pocket dimension and begin exerting my will. Specifically, I want the place to have an endless forest as the lower level, interspersed with mountains, rivers, and other such features. Above, there will be an archipelago of floating islands; the largest one will be at the center, and will be attached by chains and bridges to the closer of the many surrounding islands. Other islands can be found floating around the mountains.