Turn 2: It's not easy being ChinaGo to the barn and ride a bovine to the west.
[2] Neither the bull or the cow want you on their back. When you try to ride one of them, they shake you off their back. Thankfully, they're not angry enough to strike you with their hoofs.
Be at some place that isn't getting nuked.
[5] You run away from the starting location. After running through the trees for some time, you find what appears to be a Vault-Tec brand new fallout shelter, "Vault 329". You also step on a some kind of a plastic card. You pick it up and see that it's a Vault-Tec pass for their fallout shelters. You see a guy asking Vault-Tec representative to give him a new pass.
Search the house for my nuclear war emergency kit. If found, inspect for any identifying equipment.
[1] You haven't found a 'nuclear war emergency kit'. Yet you hear some menacing beeping; a bomb!
? turns until the bomb destroys the house.Attempt to use another transport to get to local capital
[3] You start the engine and drive to Jackson. The car is very old and pretty slow, so it'll take you 1 turn to get to the capitol.
First action: Go get my moonshine and rifle from the house, and head for the woods.
[1] You find neither moonshine or rifle, but you have decided to go to the woods. Black bear notices you and roars at you as a warning.
Find a shovel and start digging a deep hole around 20m underground, hopefully starting from a basement
[1] You find a small plastic toy shovel, and it breaks when you try to dig with it.
Shout a curse or two. Then search the house for medical supplies with which to clean and bandage my wounded foot.
I guess I should probably gather up the pieces of my phone, too. At least the sim card and any memory card it might have.
[1] Your cursing is basically "Gosh Darn It To Heck".
[2] You haven't found any medical supplies. What kind of shithole is this?!
[1] You fail to salvage anything from your broken phone. You also accidentally managed to step on a piece of a broken frame with your left heel. Hurts.
Action: curse the auto-correct Plant a barrier of anti-radiation plants around the house.
[3] You plant some genetically modified lilies in the ground. You're not sure if they'll stop radiation, but hey, you never know.
Nations/Organizations/NPCsChina declares war on Japan and launches another strike. Can Chinese avenge the Nanjing?
[6 vs 6] The battle between People's Liberation Army Navy and Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force rages on in Eastern China Sea. Despite superior numbers of China, Japan holds well enough.
[1] The nukes explode at launch, causing terrifying damage to the rural areas of Shaanxi province and spreading insane amounts of radiation in this province and also the nearby ones.
2 turns left 'till the impact with the starting location/Mississippi.The USA sends its navy to help Japan and launches another strike at the China.
[4] The nukes were successfully launched without any problems.
2 turns to hit China[5] The badly-maintained American nukes don't explode in the air this turn.
2 turns left to impact ChinaThe guy who lost his Vault-Tec pass tries to persuade the Vault-Tec representative to give him a new one.
[3] The representative tells him that he can't give him a new one for free, but he can make a 25% discount (1225$ with discount)
"No, I don't have such money! Plus I was in your "Preserve the future" program. I... I must find my pass!" Angrily said the guy, who starts nervously look in the grass for his pass.
The guy who wandered by the starting location runs towards the Someguy:
"What are you doing? Are you mad? These plants won't save you from the nukes! Let's go, I have dug out an underground bunker near my house, we can survive that way!"((RNGesus is really harsh these days...))
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