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Creatures Uncovered (Concerns the secrets of the beast warrior)

5 (6.4%)

Misconceptions About The Dragonlord (Concerns the secrets of dragons)

10 (12.8%)

Foundations of Blizzards (Concerns the secrets of wind and air as magical weapons)

6 (7.7%)

The Meaning of Dragonfire (Concerns the secrets of dragons)

5 (6.4%)

Book of Coagulation (Concerns the secrets of legendary cheese making)

42 (53.8%)

Look for more books, I want a different secret

1 (1.3%)

Let's just steal a slab and hope for the best

9 (11.5%)

Total Members Voted: 78

[MottledPetrel]

I'm all for custom professions, so I'll add them.

Considering the Dankest Dungeon mod is in

I don't now if this was an intentional misspelling or not, but I laughed for a solid five minutes when I thought about how darkest dungeon could have easily become the dankest dungeon with the teh lol mod adding mountain dew, fedoras, and all the other stuff that could turn it into a bad MLG thing. I can't get the image of a plague doctor with 'deal with it' glasses doing a 360 no scope out of my head with a symphony of air horns behind him, good job.

[ZM5]

I think bone courtiers may be the least of our worries, since I haven't found a good way to properly add them in - though, if the embark location has a cave nearby it could be the home of bone soldiers, who'd probably come to siege at some point. Madmen could still pop up randomly though.

I did see we embarked near Brigands, Cultists and Bloodsuckers though. So it's more likely we'll get stress-nukes from Cultist/Acolyte Witches and Templars; vampirism outbreaks courtesy of the Crimson Curse; and straight-forward but rough sieges from the Brigands (they'll probably bring cannons and rabid gnashers along too every once in a while).

Some of the Entertainer castes may have effects similar to the stress nukes as well, whereas the Cannibals are more straight-forward brutes with little defensive options but some strong weapons (they can also arrive to siege pretty early). Can't speak for the rest of the races though.

[Derpy Dev]

I can't get the image of a plague doctor with 'deal with it' glasses doing a 360 no scope out of my head with a symphony of air horns behind him, good job.

That... that's in my brain now. That mental image is going to spread like the plague, isn't it?

[VolcanoQueen]

I can't get the image of a plague doctor with 'deal with it' glasses doing a 360 no scope out of my head with a symphony of air horns behind him, good job.

That... that's in my brain now. That mental image is going to spread like the plague, isn't it?

Yep.

[MottledPetrel]

Koopas naturally have +6 discipline, so I'm not sure how the stress nukes will go...

As for the puns, I think I can safely classify them as the 17th plague of Egypt.

[EPM]

I will not let your Koopas GOOOOO!

[scourge728]

I will not let your Koopas GOOOOO!

I would like to nominate this into official lore somehow

[MottledPetrel]

My first thought was Titanic reference, but now I have no idea what you're going for. But official lore it is! Not understandable, just like all the rest of it!

[auzewasright]

My first thought was Titanic reference, but now I have no idea what you're going for. But official lore it is! Not understandable, just like all the rest of it!

Prince of Egypt reference.

[ZM5]

My first thought was Titanic reference, but now I have no idea what you're going for. But official lore it is! Not understandable, just like all the rest of it!

Prince of Egypt.

The question I think in this case is who would be Moses and who would be Ramses.

[MottledPetrel]

That was my second guess, that or Moses.
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Anyone want to be Koopa Moses?

[ZM5]

I could be Moses I suppose...if Moses was a koopa secretely seeking the power of the elder ones.

[scourge728]

Can mine be the reincarnation of Normal Ramses because merging that with the traits he has already and the traits I was planning on giving him if I ever got around to writing would be interesting

[speciesunkn0wn]

I say Ramses should be some king of a kidnapping race.

[SQman]

Speaking of snatchers, their job must be really interesting in this world.

"Hey, Amxu, how's the snatchin'?"
"Fantastic, Dostngosp! Just today I've kidnapped a demonically posessed heap of pig flesh"
"I only got a screeching mushroom fella nad an m16 rifle. I'm going to a dolphin village next, so wish me luck"