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[consumptiveAbsolutist]

This Turn Exists To Be """Kind""" To Fortis

(Blast, he started the update before I could post. Ah well)

The Godmodder uses his bad vibes to reduce them all into slobbering soldiers that can barely aim!

They were warned, and I'm a sith emperor of my word.

Uses the stormtrooper army as target practice. For the Starkiller Base superlaser!

I'll end the godmodder even if I have to blow up the whole planet that he is on!

You annihilate your own army.

Dodge the handcuffs linking me to spin.
Summon the eldritch horror Counterclockwise Spin.

Us Britons agree with the fact that American spelling is truly the greatest of material horrors, and is extremely likely to crawl up and devour you the moment you so much so as blink. Counterclockwise Spin summoned.

Grab some popcorn and watch as the shark a do reaches the godmodder.

...

The Godmodder is hit by a sharknado, before suffering a severe and complete allergy reaction. +4% death.

The Godmodder tweets about his new status as owner of Buzzfeed.
FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER: $101,100 + scrombled leg. Ends on [31/10/17].
Fusion Machine.

Spoiler: Player Club (click to show/hide)

Clockwise Spin + Anticlockwise Spin - Clockwise Spin = Anticlockwise Spin. Half-Godmoder. INSULATED CONSEQUENCES. Carrying Longinus, a microphone.
Greatness942. 「Thoth」. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
bloop_bleep.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby
Puppyguard: In the fifth dimension, with the Godmodder's brother.
Tyrant Leviathan / 1 Therion. QLIPHOTH-Suit.
Godzilla. Possessed by Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
Secheral.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.

Egan_BW: Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.

ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Grim Reaper.

Counterclockwise Spin.

Minimum Spin.
Bloop Loop.
The Unicorn and His Band of Degenerates.
Peasant-King Borc. Wielding Not The Bees.

Gelding Men's Union.
Starkiller Base.
Army Loyal Only to Me.

Interdimensional Godmodder (Space) Navy.
@TeletubbiesFact / the Devil, LOVEMASTER. Half-Godmoder. A Great Thing.

Demogorgon.
consumptiveAbsolutist. DMPC, ruiner of game integrity. Ubercharged!

The Godmodder. 50% dead.
Days Left: 15. [11/07/17]

[MoonyTheHuman]

Why and when was i sacrificed to the boop loop?
Declare the godmodder my favorite thing, so if doomsday comes, he has to destroy himself.

[bloop_bleep]

Consume the Bloop Loop's vital essence, thus becoming the BLOOPMASTER, the Holy Practioner of Bloops!
ULTRA-BLOOP the Godmodder, and offer my services to ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE.

[Greatness942]

Consume the Bloop Loop's vital essence, thus becoming the BLOOPMASTER, the Holy Practioner of Bloops!
ULTRA-BLOOP the Godmodder, and offer my services to ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE.

After doing this, I revive myself as a voice in bloop_bleep's head, becoming one with them. Therefore, they gain a Canon Stand, as well as the ability to tell the future via my Seer abilities.

[TalonisWolf]

Steal the "FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER" Fundraiser Money and give it to the "Misunderstood Godmodders" Charity. Let them keep the leg, but autograph it for the insult to injury.

So, Gwolfski- what's it like, being an Admiral of an Interdimensional Navy and The Interdimensional Handyman Extraordinaire?

[Maximum Spin]

Lead all the Anti-Godmodder forces in TAG TEAM ATTACK: IF YOU MEET THE BUDDHA ON THE ROAD, KILL HIM!

[GigaGiant]

(Stupid autocorrect changed sharknado to shark a do. I fixed the spelling about 45 seconds after posting, but I guess I wasn't fast enough)

Give all player actions a higher chance of success at the cost of skipping my next turn.

[Egan_BW]

You can't kill me! I dodge choking to death!
I also weave pretty flowers into the hair of consumptiveAbsolutist. And ask consumptiveAbsolutist what their favorite thing is.

[Secheral]

Steal the "FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER" Fundraiser Money and give it to the "Misunderstood Godmodders" Charity. Let them keep the leg, but autograph it for the insult to injury.

So, Gwolfski- what's it like, being an Admiral of an Interdimensional Navy and The Interdimensional Handyman Extraordinaire?

Steal his hands before he steals the fundraiser.

[Egan_BW]

Flip the godmodder from being 50% dead to being 50% alive! Muahaha!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Jab him with a screwdriver but harder this time.

[Mallos]

Summon Excalibur and hit Demogorgon with it

[King Zultan]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot the godmodder with it.

[MoonyTheHuman]

Summon an imploding book, and put the godmodder between its pages.

[TalonisWolf]

Summon an imploding book, and put the godmodder between its pages.

Give the Godmodder The item which will allow him to safely use to imploding book.

((Dude/Dudette, not only have I been in that thread awhile, but the item I'm referring to is the one right after the one you chose. Are you even trying?))