Arrest the spin on the reels, also. Don't like excessive random elements.
Bloop the godmodder on the snoot, and evade.
You attempt to arrest Minimum Spin. In the days between updates,
things happen, favourite things, great things, horrible things. What's happened today, you may ask? You see, Minimum has acquired control of
the casino -- the one that runs the game of life. You can see the power of this casino in lovely things such as our beloved REELs. You begin to put hand-cuffs on Minimum, desperately wanting to stop the REELS. As you're about to put the second hand-cuff on Minimum, he snatches it from your hands. You grapple and wrestle and fight for a moment, before he attaches it to you. You're together for a time that Minimum desperately wishes is forever!
You drag Minimum around to bloop the Godmodder on the snout. Two icebergs rub together and crush the Godmodder's nose, causing him to die 5% more!
Remind cA that ☳ Thunder is not the same as lightning, but actually a kind of sonic boom. Anyway,
+˝: Give my buddhahood to the Godmodder unconditionally.
-˝: Shoot negative bees at this Bork thing until it dies.
both: Spark yang, yin, then yin to summon ☶ Mountain, and drop ☶ Mountain on the Godmodder's head. Then lift it up again - gravity's lowered, remember (but having a mountain dropped on you still hurts, obviously, because of its inertia) - and beat him to death with it.
You turn the Godmodder into a Buddha. His body begins to emanate warped positive vibes, as he adjusts his glasses. See, the Godmodder wears glasses to make him look more intelligent and more smug, to the hate of many glasses-wearing folk. He's nearly been
lynched for it, but do you know what crafty trick allows him to survive unscathed? His warped positive vibes crawl around the 40,000 lotus petals that make up this reality, before marking a sentence into it.
Borc takes out
Not the Bees!, which transforms into a whip! Using his extreme proficiency, he hits every individual bee, causing him to fall under his throng! You drop a mountain on the Godmodder's head. He headbutts it. Meanwhile, Minimum Spin taps Borc and Judge Johnny on the shoulder, before they high-five. There's a certain favourite thing that most people share -- continuing to exist, and we know what the Godmodder wants to do with your favourite things. Borc turns
Not the Bees! into a conductor's baton, before conducting the negative bees into Clockwise Spin!
Clockwise Spin proceeds to experience an existential allergy reaction, before spending quality time in MAHAPADMA. You are now only Anticlockwise Spin.(if you dislike living, i'd like to offer you a free hug)Use my Stand to beat the Godmodder to death, shielding myself with the Golden Fleece.
The Godmodder is too strong to be beaten to death, but the fact that you possess a Stand makes him lament the separation of his! +1% death.
Well, the Godmodder has an interdimensional flagship- let's create a Interdimensional Godmodder Navy to go with it!
You give Gwolfski an Interdimensional Godmodder (Space) Navy.
Arrest the spin on the reels, also. Don't like excessive random elements.
Bloop the godmodder on the snoot, and evade.
Find a way to subvert the narrative myself to stop Egan.
Minimum Spin gives you a sheepish grin.
Well, the Godmodder has an interdimensional flagship- let's create a Interdimensional Godmodder Navy to go with it!
It's wrecked in the basement.
You're a pretty good handyman.
Throw streaks of rainbows and love at the devil while initiating a tactical retreat and calling him names. Simultaneously seductivelly whisper claims that he doesn't exist unless he is my slave as I am his summoner. Flash the new adamantine chains if he doesn't succumb. Point out the GMs mistake in the fundraiser. It's supposed to be 100000 more. Make him donate to make up for it.
The devil hides itself in your former body, and slurps up the love and rainbows. How do you think he charms people? How do you think he manages to take their souls into their thrall, and gain sustenance from their suffering? Wait, and he's puking this horrific mess of iridescent and vaguely metallic liquid up, and wait again, and LOVE MACHINE summoned. The devil is not bound by you, failure of a summoner. Where's your binding circle, your asinine scribbles of a detailed plan to make a deal, your occult machinery? At least you have the slave horde, kid.
I fix the fundraiser, and donate my LEG and SCROMBLED. I'm sure that won't go horrible wrong.
Shoot the godmodder from behind cover.
The Godmodder catches your bullet.
Arrest the spin on the reels, also. Don't like excessive random elements.
Bloop the godmodder on the snoot, and evade.
Find a way to subvert the narrative myself to stop Egan.
Also bloop Greatness on the snoot.
You bloop Greatness upon the snoot. His nose is shredded.
Start worshipping ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE, the one and only God that wills all and is all. Convince him that the Godmodder is a threat to his Almighty Power.
ZOMBIETRON the INFINITE will take this into consideration.
Become the eldritch abomination I truly am.
You're the eldritch abomination. You're not
you, you're beyond this silly system of persons and language and pronouns and limitations, you are
Arrest the spin on the reels, also. Don't like excessive random elements.
Bloop the godmodder on the snoot, and evade.
Find a way to subvert the narrative myself to stop Egan.
Also bloop Greatness on the snoot.
Bloop him back in an attempt to create an endless loop, sacrificing both of us.
You sacrifice yourself to the bloop loop.
...
Bloop Loop summoned.
Jab the Godmodder with a screwdriver.
The Godmodder reveals his extremely tough skin.
Arrest the spin on the reels, also. Don't like excessive random elements.
Bloop the godmodder on the snoot, and evade.
Find a way to subvert the narrative myself to stop Egan.
Also bloop Greatness on the snoot.
Bloop him back in an attempt to create an endless loop, sacrificing both of us.
dodge lol
Minimum Spin prevents you!
bloop_bleep, what do you think of all of this?
I'll Kill You On That Date, I SwearThe Godmodder decides that people aren't scared of him destroying their favourite things as they should be. The best way to
make people be scared of him is to clearly show them some more of his basement shenanigans. The Godmodder pulls a fusion machine out of his basement! I have no clue what the fusion machine does (please help me, i feel like i'm missing something very obvious), but I do know that you can use it for your own purposes! The Godmodder throws the Devil and the LOVE MACHINE into the fusion machine. Pink smoke fills the air, causing you all to choke to death, before the devil walks out.
The devil is fabulous -- look at him! Look at him in all of his styles and curves, and his shape. O, what a
glorious shape that strikes fear into the hearts of men, a great horror that chills a spine and makes anyone weak in the mind. He walks up to James Mattis and points a finger, before a golden orb bursts from his chest. James Mattis drops dead frothing, as the Devil becomes a Half-Godmoder.
I'm the game master, and as we all know, all GMs are Gruesome Murderers. All gruesome murderers need tools to perform their murders with. I
summon Demogorgon from NetHack. I... really felt like doing this.
FUNDRAISER TO KILL THE GODMODDER: $101,100 + scrombled leg. Ends on
[31/10/17].
Fusion Machine.
Clockwise Spin + Anticlockwise Spin - Clockwise Spin = Anticlockwise Spin. Half-Godmoder. INSULATED CONSEQUENCES. Carrying Longinus, a microphone.
Greatness942. 「Thoth」. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
bloop_bleep.
Mallos, the Great Goatsby
Puppyguard: In the fifth dimension, with the Godmodder's brother.
Tyrant Leviathan / 1 Therion. QLIPHOTH-Suit.
Godzilla. Possessed by Zultan. Carrying a really big gun. 「My Only Gun God」.
Secheral.
MoonyTheHumanEldritchAbomination. Sacrificed to the Bloop Loop.
Egan_BW: Holy Thorn Knight. Royalty.
ZOMBIETRON ∞.
The Grim Reaper.
Minimum Spin.
Bloop Loop.
The Unicorn and His Band of Degenerates.
Peasant-King Borc. Wielding
Not The Bees.
Gelding Men's Union.
Starkiller Base.
Army Loyal Only to Me.
Interdimensional Godmodder (Space) Navy.
@TeletubbiesFact / the Devil, LOVEMASTER. Half-Godmoder.
A Great Thing.Demogorgon.
consumptiveAbsolutist. DMPC, ruiner of game integrity. Ubercharged!
The Godmodder. 46% dead.
Days Left: 15.
[11/07/17]
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