Joe tries to ignore/not get angry at the puke on his clothing, instead trying to punch the cannibal in the eye.
Name: Joe Blo (This name is just a placeholder. No-one cares about his name, usually just saying "Hey, you!" or some other variant.)
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Minimum-wage asshole for some major fast-food chain.
Appearance: People usually don't look at him long enough to actually see what he looks like other than "he's a man".
Personality: Would rather people didn't bother him. Has given up on that hope for a long while now, and now prefers to just do his job and then leave so he can do his own thing.
Professional Skill(s): Listening to (and following) orders, not getting angry.
Hobbies: Wood carving/whittling, video games, writing.
What do you have in your pockets: Pocket knife, small wooden stick that has some carving on it, car keys, bottle of water, cell phone, wallet with some money and credit cards.
5 - You strike the cannibal, ripping out the eye! The soft eyeball goes squish in your hands.
1 - The cannibal passes out from shock
Go to the roof, the fastest way possible
5 - You find a working cargo lift and ride it straight to the roof.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Take a nap for a while.
Name: Roger Waters
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Former Pink Floyd's lead vocalist.
Appearance:
Here...Personality: Grumpy, jerkish and egoistical. Thinks that Trump is a pig.
Professional Skill(s): Guitar, Singing.
Hobbies: Left-wing activism, Anti-Israeli/Pro-Palestine activism, Pissing (not literally) on David Gilmour.
Status: Very Tired
What do you have in your pockets: A guitar, a microphone and a picture of Donald Trump fapping on Hitler's thin mustache.
1 - You lie down in your corner, but excitable children step all over you as they gear up for Waaaghhhh against vicious cannibals.
Name: Carp Enter
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Artist
Appearance: An average-sized man. His bone-white hair is interwoven and forms a primitive mane with his beard and moustache. His black eyes dart constantly dart around his surroundings. His clothes are made of paper that was stapled together and cover him from neck to toe.
Personality: Reasonably cautious. People might call him paranoid or mad but every one of his fears is grounded in reality. They're real and all who think otherwise are fools who will never survive the gathering of walls.
Professional Skill(s): Sculpting, Dodging
Hobbies: Worship, Engraving, Hunting
What do you have in your pockets:
Paintbrush
Pencil
Lighter
Parry the book
$917.12 in small notes and coins
You head for the eastern escalators which aren't under siege yet.
6 - You streak through the corridors of the fourth floor, bonking cannibals and civilians alike with your book as you run pass.
4 - You bonk a storekeeper just as he opens a cash register.
You now have $917.12 in small notes and coins.
Tell the GF not to worry, and that I have a surprise for her. Then use the fire exit to reach the mall parking lot, I must have driven a bulldozer or something here, right?
Name: Bob
Occupation before the Apocalypse: Carpenter
Appearance: A rather short, but stout individual. His tiny eyes are barely noticable on his huge, football shaped head. His go-to outfit are a pair of overalls, steel-toe boots, a toolbelt, and a safety-yellow hard hat.
Personality: He is a problem solver, and always has a positive attitude, even when things are going wrong.
Professional Skill(s): Construction and repair.
Hobbies: Flipping houses, gardening, and talking to inanimate objects.
What do you have in your toolbelt:
* screw driver
* pipewrench
* box cutter, a tape measure
* $3707 worth of Victoria's Secret lingerie
* glock 19 (15 rounds)
5 - You head for the carpark through the stairs. You have a shiny pickup truck waiting for you in the parking lot. There seem to be no cannibals in sight in the carpark. It would be possible to evacuate survivors through the carpark if you wanted to.
Alright. Time to begin my conquest. Start by beating cannibals into submission.
Name: Vladimir Putin
Occupation before the Apocalypse: President of Russia
Appearance: It's like god distilled the essence of manliness from tiger and bear testicles, decided the result wasn't good enough, threw it out the window, and then handcrafted a man that transcended manliness as we know it.
Personality: The essence of calm badassery. He's so badass that when he looks at explosions, they immediately stop to avoid breaking the laws of the universe.
Professional Skill(s): Badassery and Conquest.
Hobbies: Bear riding, gun-kata, and funky dancing.
In his pockets: Makarov pistol, combat knife, His favourite stuffed bear in full KGB regalia.
Status:
STAINED WITH CAKE
Deeply teared chest muscle
3 fingers less
Held down by a gang full of TEETH.
Cheeks are bitten out.
1 - You charge a gang of cannibals. They dogpile you and sink their teeth into your flesh, tearing the tendons in the left arm, right arm, left forearm, right forearm, left thigh, right thigh, left calf, right calf and chest.
5 - The gang leader sits on you and feasts on your cheeks.
Regarding the shopkeeper: I'm sorry, sir. Do you have any other heavy, non-priceless instruments we could use? Are there any other contrabassoons?
Regarding the plants: Is there anything here we can eat? Or at the very least seeds or stuff we can plant that will grow into foods?
Regrading the cannibals: Get out your weaponry, people! They're coming!
Regarding clumsy Roger: Get everyone involved in that tangle into the library. Make sure nobody is seriously hurt.
2 - There are several species of fern planted. None of them look edible. You could however, try uprooting all of it to use the soil.
6 - Somewhere in a janitor's closet, you find a survival seed bank with hardy black turtle beans. Those things take 48 to 70 days to grow once planted, however.
5 - Neither Roger no the children are injured. The guitar is mildly compressed. The cannibals are at the gates though.
First off, the bolded speech was supposed to represent an order to the bookworms, to arm themselves and prepare to defend the fifth floor.
Anyway, those black turtle bean seeds will be a good resource... in a while. First stop, defend our floor!
(Notes: I'm good at martial arts, can take a hit well, have both a pair of tonfas and an umbrella that I can use as weapons, am good at acrobatic feats, and above all, have good luck. Seriously, it's there on my character sheet, take a look.)
Name: Jack S.
Occupation prior to apocalypse: Stunt double
Appearance: Looks pretty average, actually; he's made to look like the actors with CGI.
Personality: Would just like to get out of this alive thank you very much; also,
probably definitely
this.
Professional abilities: acrobatic feats, taking a hit well, good luck, impersonation
Hobbies: marathons, martial arts, reading tvtropes
Whats does he has in his pocketses: a pair of tonfas, an umbrella, and a snack
Upgrades: Commander of Bookworms
3 - You and a group of library goers fend of the cannibals at the gates with umbrellas and other improvised weapons... such as more umbrellas, stationery and catapult propelled gravel.
5 - The cannibals tear apart 1 layer of wooden fortifications on the west escalators. If they dismantle 2 more layers, they will be upon you!
3 - You bonk a few cannibals with your umbrellas, bruising the skin and causing no significant damage.
Start brainstorming...
3 - You watch as your broken form sizzles in the fire, taking your legacy, your father's legacy and your father's father's legacy with you. Perhaps your sister would be worthy to lead North Korea to victory against foreign invaders in your stead.
Create new character?
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