Topic: Chalice: Wizard Gang Wars: Pretty Kitty Simulator (Read 233936 times)

Illgeo · « **Reply #1155 on:** February 08, 2018, 03:06:39 pm »

Fill the container with the least flammable booze. Also grab any small barrels of same. ~~Run~~ Shamble back to fire and douse it.

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dropshot (click to show/hide)

Radio Controlled · « **Reply #1156 on:** February 08, 2018, 03:15:10 pm »

"I guess whatever sculptor made that just didn't have a good head on his shoulders."
"That was just bad, even for you."
"Yeah, guess I should have quit while I was a head."
"...Just fire you idiot."

Well, you heard the man.

Spoiler: Abu Hajaar (click to show/hide)

Nikitian · « **Reply #1157 on:** February 08, 2018, 04:26:27 pm »

Satisfied with lack of enemies nearby, Kay hops onto the top of one of the barriers for a better line of sight.

Quote from: Egan_BW on February 08, 2018, 02:51:33 pm

"That's still not flammable! Damn, guess it's now or never."

"Wagons behind are probably flammable, save it for them! I could try enchanting the statue into ammunition heap to stop it/provide hopefully explosive target!"

Devastator · « **Reply #1158 on:** February 08, 2018, 07:32:38 pm »

Run Test

Spoiler: Test (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Thag Simmons (click to show/hide)

Pancaek · « **Reply #1159 on:** February 08, 2018, 07:40:59 pm »

I only know how to do one thing, but I know how to do it pretty well. Fire my recoilless rifle at the statue head. after my shot, make sure to move over to kinda the side of the roof, so I'm not directly above the path of the head.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ozarck · « **Reply #1160 on:** February 09, 2018, 08:32:23 am »

Loiter. Await new mission.

Spoiler: Geiger (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: New Shadow Alliance Word List (click to show/hide)

randomgenericusername · « **Reply #1161 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:29:14 am »

Continue not shooting anyone.

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: gang words (click to show/hide)

DolosusDoleus · « **Reply #1162 on:** February 09, 2018, 07:40:11 pm »

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Vencarlo Barvasi (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Gang (click to show/hide)

Nikitian · « **Reply #1163 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:01:30 am »

Have the two gunbirds fire on the statue as well, I guess. (They have their own Dex scores to roll, right? If not, let some of the melee guys who have better Dex than me operate their targeting.)

Spoiler: Kay Vagner, Space Marine (click to show/hide)

Empiricist · « **Reply #1164 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:58:17 am »

Await orders.

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Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

piecewise · « **Reply #1165 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:35:41 am »

Quote from: Devastator on February 08, 2018, 07:32:38 pm

Run Test

Spoiler: Test (click to show/hide)
Enchant some non-feline animal with Feline, to see what the result is. If I have time, enchant a stray cat with Feline to see what happens with the Double Kitty.

Spoiler: Thag Simmons (click to show/hide)
Pot d6
Memory d4
Strength d10
Dex d4
Speed d8
Vit d8
End d8
Int d4
Awareness d8

Health: Fine
Ongoing Effects: None

Equipment:
Cavalry Sabre,
Rifle. ammo count 4/4
Chainmail head and torso armour
Gang: Shadow Alliance.

It would basically gain feline traits, though in a random and not so great way. It wouldn't give you a cat head, it would just reform your head to kind of horribly look like a cat. As per double kitty, it would be bigger and have all its traits amplified. Bigger teeth, claws, longer tail, bigger ears, just...everything more

piecewise · « **Reply #1166 on:** February 10, 2018, 12:22:02 pm »

Quote from: Illgeo on February 08, 2018, 03:06:39 pm

Fill the container with the least flammable booze. Also grab any small barrels of same. ~~Run~~ Shamble back to fire and douse it.

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)
(When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm) (Combine) (8/15)

Spoiler: Dropshot (click to show/hide)
Appearance: Figure wrapped tightly in assorted clothes- scarves, bandages and such - with a coat over them, with not a single piece of skin visible.
Potency: D6
Memory: D6
Strength: D4
Dex: D10
Speed: D8
Vitality: D2
Endurance: D4
Intelligence: D6
Awareness: D8
Inventory: Rifle 4/5, 10 bullets, mug of cider.
Health: Bullet wounds in ribs and in leg. (Move speed halved)

You grab some of the booze of the ground and hobble back outside. You throw booze on the nearest fire, putting out a bit of it.

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on February 09, 2018, 07:40:11 pm

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
Gun down the remaining gang members, making sure to get into cover first. If time allows, go out into the street and shout "FIRE!" at the top of my lungs.
Spoiler: Vencarlo Barvasi (click to show/hide)
Name: Vencarlo Barvasi
Description: A large, barrel-chested man in his mid-fifties. He wears a finely tailored Italian suit and is pretty much always smoking a huge Cuban cigar.
Potency: d6
Memory: d6
Strength: d2
Dex: d8
Speed: d6
Vitality: d10
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d4
Awareness: d8

Deck: Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay, *Steel, Small Firearm, *Ammunition, Combine, Thermate, *Explosive, #Chest Armor, #Bull, #Rope
(* Denotes a used card. # Denotes a word not in the gang deck)

Items: 16 ammo, Rifle, Chainmail, Leather Armor, *Explosive Steel Gun/Axe/Ammo/Something?
(* Denotes a summoned item)

Status: Buzzed
Spoiler: Gang (click to show/hide)
Name: The Cosa Nostra
Color Scheme: Black/White
Symbol:
Permanent Words: (Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm, Ammunition) (Combine, Thermate) (Explosive)
Leader: Vencarlo Barvasi
Members: Dropshot, Big Poppa, Cyril Morris
Base: (10,11)

Assets: Pile of rifles, big pile of ammo, several sets of leather and chain armor.

Well...there's literally no gang members left you can see, so I guess run outside and yell fire.

You run straight outside and start screaming fire at the top of your lungs. People on the street mostly just stare at you, probably because the building isn't noticeably on fire from the exterior yet.

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piecewise · « **Reply #1167 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:58:13 pm »

Quote from: Egan_BW on February 08, 2018, 02:51:33 pm

"That's still not flammable! Damn, guess it's now or never."

Take a spot on the battlements, point myself at the head, psych myself up some, and cast [FireForward Many Lava Crow]. Intent is still free, so I want to blast out a swarm of flying lava-crows who will fly into the head and smash it apart, with a few diverting to set aflame the snake of wagons.

Spoiler: Raven Feathra (click to show/hide)
Description: Raven is a VERY RAVENY GIRL. She has black hair, GLOWING GREEN EYES, and looks all edgy and shit. She's really too young to lead a wizard gang, but carries herself with confidence and Murder. She is deadly intelligent, but is lacking in common sense, as normal for teenagers. Also she is obsessed with birds.
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Vitality: d4
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d10
Awareness: d8

Health: Healthy!

Inventory: Raven Armor, Rifle (6/6), extra rifle rounds

Marks: [Permanent / Repair / MarkCaster'sEyes] [Pot+2]

Permanent: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Available: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Many, Darkness, Darkness, Lava, Mercury

[pot:1][dex:5] Well you're gonna hit the head with whatever this is.

A dinosaur, some sort of small apatosaurus about the size of a dog, with the texture of styrofoam but actually made of lead, materializes in front of you, hangs in the air for a moment, and then cannon balls out towards the head. It smashes into it with enough force to raise a cloud of stone dust and knock a bit off, but its probably much less effective than your intended spell.

(You still lose those words though)

Quote from: Radio Controlled on February 08, 2018, 03:15:10 pm

"I guess whatever sculptor made that just didn't have a good head on his shoulders."
"That was just bad, even for you."
"Yeah, guess I should have quit while I was a head."
"...Just fire you idiot."

Well, you heard the man.

Spoiler: Abu Hajaar (click to show/hide)
Name: Ventriloquist extraordinaire Abu Hajaar

Description: A scrawny enlistee of vaguely Middle Eastern descent. Permanently in over his head, slightly confused and wondering just how he got into this mess. Will reluctantly but reliably follow orders from his commanding officers and do his best however.

Somehow managed to end up far away from home in 'Nam to fight the commies. This left him confused. Then he got teleported to this world of mystery and magic. This did not help matters.

Gang: Ridiculous Rhomboid

Health: Fabulous.

Magic jazzhands:
Permanent: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, ~~LargeFirearm~~, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, ~~Many~~
Temporary: LightSource, Iron, polymorph whole body, repair
On Abdul: Crow, FireForward, Cloud, Ammunition, Wall, MarkCaster'sEyes, LargeFirearm, Clockwork, Many
On Her Majesty: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Current Inventory
1 X Guard's rifle
1 X recoiless rifle (+4 POT)
1 X recoiless rifle rounds
57 X rounds for guard's rifle
1 X Spiffy Uniform (formerly bloody guard garb), now with some fire and acid resistance
1 X Former Alchemist's uniform (janky)
1 X long pole
1 X plague mask
1 X basic med supplies
1 X Atatatata's taxidermied corpse, 'Abdul A. Abdul'
1 X Midsummer's kitten taxidermied corpse, 'Her Royal Highness Angela III'

Stats
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d2
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Vitality: d8
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d6
Awareness: d8

[5,2,1,4,4,3,2 v 3]
Half your team's shots miss the head, don't ask me how. Its literally a giant rock rolling slowly at them. Broad side of a barn and what not.

Those that do hit do reasonable damage but really just blow out small craters in the stone without significantly damaging it. Clearly these weapon's weren't designed to take down rogue mountains.

Quote from: Pancaek on February 08, 2018, 07:40:59 pm

I only know how to do one thing, but I know how to do it pretty well. Fire my recoilless rifle at the statue head. after my shot, make sure to move over to kinda the side of the roof, so I'm not directly above the path of the head.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name: Gunnery Sergeant James Murphy

Description: A big bull of a man, with a square jaw and a patriotic twinkle in his eye. He enjoys swearing and giving people under his command a hard time.

Somehow managed to catch the second plane to 'Nam to fight the commies, even though he was aiming to be on the first. This left him slightly bitter. Then he got teleported to this world of mystery and magic. This doesn't change matters much, Charlie just a look a little different 'round these parts.

Gang: Ridiculous Rhomboid

Health: freshly healed

Magic jazz hands: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Potency: d6
Memory: d4
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d8
Vitality: d8
Endurance: d8
Intelligence: d2
Awareness: d8

Inventory:
1 looted guard rifle -> Now a BAR with "one box of ammo"
2 guard's knife
13 rounds for the rifle
1 Spiffy Uniform, now with some added fire resistance

Temporary: recoiless rifle, 2 round spend so far

You fire at the head, [7v1] you hit it dead on in the center but the damage is minimal. Seeing that, you decide to slowly sidle over to the edge of the wall, away from the impact zone.

Quote from: Nikitian on February 10, 2018, 03:01:30 am

Have the two gunbirds fire on the statue as well, I guess. (They have their own Dex scores to roll, right? If not, let some of the melee guys who have better Dex than me operate their targeting.)

Spoiler: Kay Vagner, Space Marine (click to show/hide)
Name: Kay Vagner

Gang: ~~Roncal-thol Rotheleaod~~ ~~Raven's Roughnecks~~ Corven's Crusaders

Health: Healthy!

Hand (6/10): Chisel(1), Cloud(1), ~~Crow(1)~~, Wall(1), Hammer(1), ~~Large_Firearm(2)~~, Ammunition(2), ~~Clockwork(3)~~, Repair(3), ~~Many(4)~~

Marked spells: Self-heal eye tattoo (Repair - Affect_Self - Mark_Caster's_Eyes, [Pot+0]). Eyeballs: both.

Inventory:
Chain'Gram (disenchanted combat blade, once upon a time clockwork monstrosity twice re-enchanted blade)
Spiffy R-Raven Uniform (upgraded armor)
Lanzerammer (clockwork pistoning lance)
mechanical gunbird statue enchanted from ~~rifle with 5 rounds~~
backup combat knife (like this one)
basic medical supplies

Stats:
Potency: d8
Memory: d4
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d2
Speed: d10
Vitality: d6
Endurance: d4
Intelligence: d8 (+)
Awareness: d10 (+ +)

Progression: + + +

Description: A grand-grand-grand-grandson of a forgotten composer of ages past, Kay thinks he is enamored with the music of his ancestor and that his legacy is to live up to those heroic stories of old. Sadly, he doesn't know that most of it is presently misattributed, and the rest is utterly mangled by vagaries of time, not to mention that he isn't really cut out for that kind of life. Still, he has one sick guitar solo.

Total kills: 30 (+1 assist)

Notable kills:
Decapitated slaver guard
Trepanated slaver guard
Decapitated acid pools worker
Acid deluge massacre (20 kills!)

Notable duels:
vs Scarred Man, leader of the Dreamers - Lost [4v6]

The gun birds fire on the head but...well rifle rounds vs rock isn't the best match up.

The snakey wagon moves to the head and squirms forward, outpacing the head. The Statue continues lumbering forward, not overly fast but clearly with a lot of force behind it.

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Nikitian · « **Reply #1168 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:55:28 pm »

"Hey, marksmen! Focus your fire on the wagon! I'll deal with the statue!"

Wait for the statue to come a bit closer, then do a running jump onto its chest, and enchant its upper body with [Ammunition], aiming to remake the statue (or a significant middle chunk of it, including the neck) into a pile of explosive bullets. Take absolute care NOT to squarely catch the brunt of its "a lot of force behind it" momentum.
((I counted the tiles, and between my Speed, and its own apparent movement between turns, I believe I just have enough to reach it and then also cast this turn. I hope.))

Have the two gunbirds (crewed by melee guys if necessary) fire on the multi-wagon snake, targeting the couplings.

Spoiler: Kay Vagner, Space Marine (click to show/hide)

Devastator · « **Reply #1169 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:02:27 pm »

Charles (Whisperling's Character) is out of the gang for inactivity. Take his rifle and ammo and give them to Empiricist's character, Joseph.

Also, do some trading. Trade Chuck's copies of Black Biometal, When Inflicting Damage, and Distortion Dust for some rifles and ammo for the metalworkers. In return, we get the following:

Spoiler: upgrades (click to show/hide)

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