Topic: Chalice: Wizard Gang Wars: Pretty Kitty Simulator (Read 235728 times)

piecewise · « **Reply #1140 on:** February 06, 2018, 11:06:59 am »

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on February 03, 2018, 04:39:21 pm

...Did I forget to post an action? Whoops...

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)
Grab some water and start putting out the fires! We can't get paid if the building burns down!
Spoiler: Vencarlo Barvasi (click to show/hide)
Name: Vencarlo Barvasi
Description: A large, barrel-chested man in his mid-fifties. He wears a finely tailored Italian suit and is pretty much always smoking a huge Cuban cigar.
Potency: d6
Memory: d6
Strength: d2
Dex: d8
Speed: d6
Vitality: d10
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d4
Awareness: d8

Deck: Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay, *Steel, Small Firearm, *Ammunition, Combine, Thermate, *Explosive, #Chest Armor, #Bull, #Rope
(* Denotes a used card. # Denotes a word not in the gang deck)

Items: 16 ammo, Rifle, Chainmail, Leather Armor, *Explosive Steel Gun/Axe/Ammo/Something?
(* Denotes a summoned item)

Status: Buzzed
Spoiler: Gang (click to show/hide)
Name: The Cosa Nostra
Color Scheme: Black/White
Symbol:
Permanent Words: (Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm, Ammunition) (Combine, Thermate) (Explosive)
Leader: Vencarlo Barvasi
Members: Dropshot, Big Poppa, Cyril Morris
Base: (10,11)

Assets: Pile of rifles, big pile of ammo, several sets of leather and chain armor.

There's no water, or at least not enough water around to put these fires out, but there is beer. Its alcohol content is low enough it shouldn't catch fire. There are big tanks of the stuff in the other room but...well you have bigger problems right now. Namely getting out of this fire. You make a run for the last opening between the two fires, along with the band.

You get out and over near the door to the next room with the big brewing containers but the fire is starting to engulf the only door in.

Quote from: Questorhank on February 03, 2018, 11:50:31 pm

Cosa Nostra

Summon (call for) the fire brigade. If there isn't one, grab a glass and enchant it with container, intending to have a large, fireproof container to asphyxiate the fire (at least the largest one).

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on February 03, 2018, 04:39:21 pm
We can't get paid if the building burns down!

We're not interested in the money. We just need the general area.

((Would the words change if the building did burn down?))

Spoiler: Cyril Morris (click to show/hide)
Name: Cyril Morris
Description: An average guy in his 20s. He's wearing a fairly nice grey suit and fedora.
Condition: !!Cooking!!
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d4
Dex: d10
Speed: d6
Vitality: d4
Endurance: d2
Intelligence: d6
Awareness: d8
Spoiler: Deck/Inventory (click to show/hide)
Deck: (Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm, Ammunition) (Combine, Thermate) (Explosive)
Inventory: Revolver, 22 ammo

Not a lot of city utilities like that anymore. Kind of up to you.

You grab a glass and enchant it [1][4] You get a glass that is...well the size of a large bucket. You slam it down over part of the nearest fire and and works to put that part out but...well its not a very good solution because the other parts just keep expanding.

((Yes, they would change))

Quote from: Illgeo on February 04, 2018, 07:30:01 am

Try to get something easily fillable/emptiable with {Leather Container}. Find water to firefight.

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)
(Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm) (Combine) (8/15)

Spoiler: Dropshot (click to show/hide)
Appearance: Figure wrapped tightly in assorted clothes- scarves, bandages and such - with a coat over them, with not a single piece of skin visible.
Potency: D6
Memory: D6
Strength: D4
Dex: D10
Speed: D8
Vitality: D2
Endurance: D4
Intelligence: D6
Awareness: D8
Inventory: Rifle 4/5, 10 bullets, mug of cider.
Health: Bullet wounds in ribs and in leg. (Move speed halved)

((firefighting when all your words have to do with guns and explosives is rather hard, eh?))

[6] You summon up a big leather sack sort of thing and move as best you can towards the beer tanks. Your injuries make this difficult but you get into the back room at least.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Radio Controlled · « **Reply #1141 on:** February 06, 2018, 11:43:38 am »

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You and your child soldiers open fire on the building and your concentrated fire tears it into rubble within seconds.
"HA! Right in the buttress."

"Talk about hitting a brick wall." said Abdul, as Abu was propping up his dummies.
"Strange how it recoiled from our guns despite them being without it." his newest addition, the taxidermied corpse of the latest teammate to go catatonic, chimed in.
"Well, you know what they say about those things."
"What's that?"
"Recoilless rifles... AREN'T!"
"ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

Then, he put them away and addressed the other stooges of their book club:
"If any of you fellows wants to activate your eyes into making us some ammo, that would be mighty helpful."

Keep shooting at the rowdy furniture. Coordinate with the other shooters, and take care not to target any enemies that are close enough to an ally that we'd risk friendly fire.

Spoiler: Abu Hajaar (click to show/hide)

Nikitian · « **Reply #1142 on:** February 06, 2018, 01:08:18 pm »

Quote from: Radio Controlled on February 06, 2018, 11:43:38 am

Keep shooting at the rowdy furniture. Coordinate with the other shooters, and take care not to target any enemies that are close enough to an ally that we'd risk friendly fire.

(( He cares, he cares, he actually cares!..

))

Move left/west next, and help STABSTABSTAB the undead (animate but shouldn't-be-alive!) furniture when it reaches there.

(Question: In your opinion and informed belief, are we killing the rogue furniture, or destroying? Asking for the purposes of correct record-keeping (gotta keep the kill tally straight!), don't care in the slightest about metaphysics/"hidden nature of things" involved.)

Spoiler: Kay Vagner, Space Marine (click to show/hide)

Ozarck · « **Reply #1143 on:** February 06, 2018, 09:44:01 pm »

Is ... is our mission over? Did we score? level up? Did we gain the area or just a sort of detente? Secretarial Ozarck Needs To Know these things, for bookkeeping reasons.

Spoiler: Geiger (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: New Shadow Alliance Word List (click to show/hide)

Empiricist · « **Reply #1144 on:** February 07, 2018, 05:28:16 am »

My throat feels like it just fellated a spent fuel rod and I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep, surely this is best possible time to sign up for a game!

Spoiler: Back to the meatgrinder (click to show/hide)

Oh and Dev, I am so fucking sorry I took this long.

randomgenericusername · « **Reply #1145 on:** February 07, 2018, 12:04:25 pm »

Don't shoot anyone.

Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Devastator · « **Reply #1146 on:** February 07, 2018, 06:58:10 pm »

Shadow Alliance

Accept Empiricist's application.

I believe we are finished here?

Spoiler: Shadow Alliance Wordlist (click to show/hide)

Questorhank · « **Reply #1147 on:** February 07, 2018, 07:14:32 pm »

Cosa Nostra

((Every instinct I have is screaming not to do this))

Throw beers at the fire.
(I'm guessing the bottling pallets are full of beer bottles.)
Otherwise, shoot a hole in the bottom of all the beer tanks, so the flood puts out the fire.

Spoiler: Cyril Morris (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck/Inventory (click to show/hide)

Yottawhat · « **Reply #1148 on:** February 07, 2018, 07:50:10 pm »

Huh, really though that would turn out with more stabbing. Well I'm one for peaceful resolutions anyway.

Head off with the Shadowy Boys

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)

Pancaek · « **Reply #1149 on:** February 07, 2018, 08:26:47 pm »

Hold fire for now. Once the thing sounding like a millstone we're hearing crests the hill, shoot it in its proverbial face with the recoilless rifle.

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Egan_BW · « **Reply #1150 on:** February 07, 2018, 08:29:15 pm »

Reload my rifle, wait for the grinding thing to show itself so I can break out the heavy artillery.

Spoiler: Raven Feathra (click to show/hide)

piecewise · « **Reply #1151 on:** February 08, 2018, 11:51:11 am »

Quote from: Radio Controlled on February 06, 2018, 11:43:38 am

Quote
You and your child soldiers open fire on the building and your concentrated fire tears it into rubble within seconds.
"HA! Right in the buttress."

"Talk about hitting a brick wall." said Abdul, as Abu was propping up his dummies.
"Strange how it recoiled from our guns despite them being without it." his newest addition, the taxidermied corpse of the latest teammate to go catatonic, chimed in.
"Well, you know what they say about those things."
"What's that?"
"Recoilless rifles... AREN'T!"
"ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

Then, he put them away and addressed the other stooges of their book club:
"If any of you fellows wants to activate your eyes into making us some ammo, that would be mighty helpful."

Keep shooting at the rowdy furniture. Coordinate with the other shooters, and take care not to target any enemies that are close enough to an ally that we'd risk friendly fire.

Spoiler: Abu Hajaar (click to show/hide)
Name: Ventriloquist extraordinaire Abu Hajaar

Description: A scrawny enlistee of vaguely Middle Eastern descent. Permanently in over his head, slightly confused and wondering just how he got into this mess. Will reluctantly but reliably follow orders from his commanding officers and do his best however.

Somehow managed to end up far away from home in 'Nam to fight the commies. This left him confused. Then he got teleported to this world of mystery and magic. This did not help matters.

Gang: Ridiculous Rhomboid

Health: Fabulous.

Magic jazzhands:
Permanent: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, ~~LargeFirearm~~, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, ~~Many~~
Temporary: LightSource, Iron, polymorph whole body, repair
On Abdul: Crow, FireForward, Cloud, Ammunition, Wall, MarkCaster'sEyes, LargeFirearm, Clockwork, Many
On Her Majesty: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Current Inventory
1 X Guard's rifle
1 X recoiless rifle (+4 POT)
2 X recoiless rifle rounds
57 X rounds for guard's rifle
1 X Spiffy Uniform (formerly bloody guard garb), now with some fire and acid resistance
1 X Former Alchemist's uniform (janky)
1 X long pole
1 X plague mask
1 X basic med supplies
1 X Atatatata's taxidermied corpse, 'Abdul A. Abdul'
1 X Midsummer's kitten taxidermied corpse, 'Her Royal Highness Angela III'

Stats
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d2
Dexterity: d8
Speed: d6
Vitality: d8
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d6
Awareness: d8

[8,4,4,3,4,4,4 vs 1]

You and your gun toting groupees open fire on the remaining furniture and in a single volley wipe every survivor off the face of the map.

Quote from: Egan_BW on February 07, 2018, 08:29:15 pm

Reload my rifle, wait for the grinding thing to show itself so I can break out the heavy artillery.

Spoiler: Raven Feathra (click to show/hide)
Description: Raven is a VERY RAVENY GIRL. She has black hair, GLOWING GREEN EYES, and looks all edgy and shit. She's really too young to lead a wizard gang, but carries herself with confidence and Murder. She is deadly intelligent, but is lacking in common sense, as normal for teenagers. Also she is obsessed with birds.
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d4
Dexterity: d6
Speed: d6
Vitality: d4
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d10
Awareness: d8

Health: Healthy!

Inventory: Raven Armor, Rifle (2/6), extra rifle rounds

Marks: [Permanent / Repair / MarkCaster'sEyes] [Pot+2]

Permanent: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, MarkCaster'sEyes, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Available: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Many, Darkness, Darkness, Lava, Mercury

You reload and wait.

Quote from: Pancaek on February 07, 2018, 08:26:47 pm

Hold fire for now. Once the thing sounding like a millstone we're hearing crests the hill, shoot it in its proverbial face with the recoilless rifle.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Name: Gunnery Sergeant James Murphy

Description: A big bull of a man, with a square jaw and a patriotic twinkle in his eye. He enjoys swearing and giving people under his command a hard time.

Somehow managed to catch the second plane to 'Nam to fight the commies, even though he was aiming to be on the first. This left him slightly bitter. Then he got teleported to this world of mystery and magic. This doesn't change matters much, Charlie just a look a little different 'round these parts.

Gang: Ridiculous Rhomboid

Health: freshly healed

Magic jazz hands: Cloud, Wall, FireForward, Crow, AffectUser, LargeFirearm, Ammunition, Clockwork, Repair, Many

Potency: d6
Memory: d4
Strength: d6
Dexterity: d10
Speed: d8
Vitality: d8
Endurance: d8
Intelligence: d2
Awareness: d8

Inventory:
1 looted guard rifle -> Now a BAR with "one box of ammo"
2 guard's knife
13 rounds for the rifle
1 Spiffy Uniform, now with some added fire resistance

Temporary: recoiless rifle, 2 round spend so far

Holding Fire.

Quote from: Nikitian on February 06, 2018, 01:08:18 pm

Quote from: Radio Controlled on February 06, 2018, 11:43:38 am
Keep shooting at the rowdy furniture. Coordinate with the other shooters, and take care not to target any enemies that are close enough to an ally that we'd risk friendly fire.
(( He cares, he cares, he actually cares!.. ))

Move left/west next, and help STABSTABSTAB the undead (animate but shouldn't-be-alive!) furniture when it reaches there.

(Question: In your opinion and informed belief, are we killing the rogue furniture, or destroying? Asking for the purposes of correct record-keeping (gotta keep the kill tally straight!), don't care in the slightest about metaphysics/"hidden nature of things" involved.)

Spoiler: Kay Vagner, Space Marine (click to show/hide)
Name: Kay Vagner

Gang: ~~Roncal-thol Rotheleaod~~ ~~Raven's Roughnecks~~ Corven's Crusaders

Health: Healthy!

Hand (6/10): Chisel(1), Cloud(1), ~~Crow(1)~~, Wall(1), Hammer(1), ~~Large_Firearm(2)~~, Ammunition(2), ~~Clockwork(3)~~, Repair(3), ~~Many(4)~~

Marked spells: Self-heal eye tattoo (Repair - Affect_Self - Mark_Caster's_Eyes, [Pot+0]). Eyeballs: both.

Inventory:
Chain'Gram (disenchanted combat blade, once upon a time clockwork monstrosity twice re-enchanted blade)
Spiffy R-Raven Uniform (upgraded armor)
Lanzerammer (clockwork pistoning lance)
mechanical gunbird statue enchanted from ~~rifle with 5 rounds~~
backup combat knife (like this one)
basic medical supplies

Stats:
Potency: d8
Memory: d4
Strength: d8
Dexterity: d2
Speed: d10
Vitality: d6
Endurance: d4
Intelligence: d8 (+)
Awareness: d10 (+ +)

Progression: + + +

Description: A grand-grand-grand-grandson of a forgotten composer of ages past, Kay thinks he is enamored with the music of his ancestor and that his legacy is to live up to those heroic stories of old. Sadly, he doesn't know that most of it is presently misattributed, and the rest is utterly mangled by vagaries of time, not to mention that he isn't really cut out for that kind of life. Still, he has one sick guitar solo.

Total kills: 29 (+1 assist)

Notable kills:
Decapitated slaver guard
Trepanated slaver guard
Decapitated acid pools worker
Acid deluge massacre (20 kills!)

Notable duels:
vs Scarred Man, leader of the Dreamers - Lost [4v6]

No murder for you, it seems.

(Well, they're alive in a way, so I'd say killing)

What crests the hill a moment later is several times the size of the brick building; so large it partially flattens the hill and leaves a great divot in the ground where it rolls. Its a head, a statue head made of stone. It looks like it once depicted a man with round, soft features but its been worn down to the point that the details are all gone and only a vague human form can be distinguished. It stops for a moment, smooth stone eyes surveying the wall before it starts forward again. Behind it you can see a long serpent made of hundreds of wagons tied end to end. Its snaking forward, in the head's trail.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

piecewise · « **Reply #1152 on:** February 08, 2018, 11:57:22 am »

Quote from: Ozarck on February 06, 2018, 09:44:01 pm

Is ... is our mission over? Did we score? level up? Did we gain the area or just a sort of detente? Secretarial Ozarck Needs To Know these things, for bookkeeping reasons.

Spoiler: Geiger (click to show/hide)

8 Potency
8 Memory (20 word deck)
4 Strength
6 Dexterity
2 Speed
6 Vitality
6 Endurance
10 Intelligence
4 Awareness

Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)
~~distortion dust~~
black biometal
amber
feline
darkness
aura
dome
when inflicting damage
shockwave

~~moose~~
~~animate~~
goo
concrete
blast wall
lock
contain
plant
container
book
wood

Spoiler: New Shadow Alliance Word List (click to show/hide)
permanent gang words:

1: amber, feline, mark whole body, delay, dome
2: shockwave, darkness, aura
3: when inflicting damage, Black biometal
4: Distortion Dust

HQ:

Wall
Lock
Container
When Unable to Act

LW:
Lock

Bioconstructors:

Fist Aura
Beastly apparently these were used already

1. The mission is over
2. You do not own this territory
3. You do not level up

Thag made an unknown bargain.

Quote from: Empiricist on February 07, 2018, 05:28:16 am

My throat feels like it just fellated a spent fuel rod and I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep, surely this is best possible time to sign up for a game!

Spoiler: Back to the meatgrinder (click to show/hide)
Name: Joseph
Gang: Shadow Alliance

Stats:
Potency: d6
Memory: d6
Strength: d6
Dex: d8
Speed: d4
Vitality: d4
Endurance: d2
Intelligence: d8
Awareness: d10

Oh and Dev, I am so fucking sorry I took this long.

Alright, welcome to this thing.

Quote from: randomgenericusername on February 07, 2018, 12:04:25 pm

Don't shoot anyone.
Spoiler: Isaac (click to show/hide)
Name: Isaac
Gang: Shadow Alliance
Health: Fine

Stats:
Potency: d4
Memory: d4
Strength: d2
Dex: d10
Speed: d8
Vitality: d6
Endurance: d6
Intelligence: d6
Awareness: d8

Inventory:
Metal Greatbow and many wooden arrows with metal tips
Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)
Mark whole body
Delay
Shockwave
Darkness
Aura
Fire
Distortion Dust
Black biometal
Distortion Dust
Blast Wall

OK.

Quote from: Devastator on February 07, 2018, 06:58:10 pm

Shadow Alliance
Accept Empiricist's application.

I believe we are finished here?

Spoiler: Shadow Alliance Wordlist (click to show/hide)
Removed a few words in the hopes of getting new ones. Remaining ones are fine to keep.
permanent gang words:
1: amber, feline, mark whole body, delay, dome
2: shockwave, darkness, aura
3: when inflicting damage, Black biometal
4: Distortion Dust

HQ:

Wall
Container

Last Word:

Bioconstructors:

Yep, done.

Quote from: Yottawhat on February 07, 2018, 07:50:10 pm

Huh, really though that would turn out with more stabbing. Well I'm one for peaceful resolutions anyway.

Head off with the Shadowy Boys

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)
Name: Iron Brian
Descripiton: A large brute of man standing at 6'6 feet tall. His bulging muscles, flat forehead, and menacing demeanor is contrast with his well kept hair, dress clothes and a pair of tiny reading glasses perched on his nose.
Gang: Shadow Alliance

Health: Fine? Currently has a floating luminescence wheel for a head.

Stats
Potency: d6
Memory: d6
Strength: d10
Dex: d2
Speed: d4
Vitality: d6
Endurance: d8
Intelligence: d8
Awareness: d4

Inventory:
Iron Sword
A pretty multi-color kitty
Spoiler: Deck (click to show/hide)
~~Amber~~
Feline
Delay
~~Mark Whole Body~~
Dome
Darkness
~~Shockwave~~
Aura
When Inflicting Damage
Black Biometal
Distortion Dust

Off we go!

Alright guys. That...was a thing that happened. I should let you know that the Church, seeing that the heretics have been weakened by your recent blowing up of them, has started making moves into the heretic section. Their low scale stalemate war is escalating into a full scale one.

piecewise · « **Reply #1153 on:** February 08, 2018, 12:46:16 pm »

Quote from: Questorhank on February 07, 2018, 07:14:32 pm

Cosa Nostra

((Every instinct I have is screaming not to do this))

Throw beers at the fire.
(I'm guessing the bottling pallets are full of beer bottles.)
Otherwise, shoot a hole in the bottom of all the beer tanks, so the flood puts out the fire.

Spoiler: Cyril Morris (click to show/hide)
Name: Cyril Morris
Description: An average guy in his 20s. He's wearing a fairly nice grey suit and fedora.
Condition: Somewhere between 3rd degree burns and charcoal
Potency: d10
Memory: d6
Strength: d4
Dex: d10
Speed: d6
Vitality: d4
Endurance: d2
Intelligence: d6
Awareness: d8
Spoiler: Deck/Inventory (click to show/hide)
Deck: (Container, Leather, When near death/dies, Chain, Delay) (Steel, Small Firearm, Ammunition) (Combine, Thermate) (Explosive)
Inventory: Revolver, 22 ammo, Glass Bucket

You run into the room and though there are lots of bottles of booze around, you decide to shoot the tanks. Mostly because you can't reach the bottles in this turn. You fire several times into the closest tank and it bursts outward, flooding the room with booze.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Egan_BW · « **Reply #1154 on:** February 08, 2018, 02:51:33 pm »

"That's still not flammable! Damn, guess it's now or never."

Take a spot on the battlements, point myself at the head, psych myself up some, and cast [FireForward Many Lava Crow]. Intent is still free, so I want to blast out a swarm of flying lava-crows who will fly into the head and smash it apart, with a few diverting to set aflame the snake of wagons.

Spoiler: Raven Feathra (click to show/hide)

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