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[hops]

I mean it has a basis in real life where in the past you can destroy an armored vehicle that shoot explosives, by throwing a bunch of alcohol at it.

[scourge728]

Flaming alcohol

[Derpy Dev]

Flaming alcohol

Flaming alcohol is a good way to deal with your problems.

Tank causing you trouble? Use flaming alcohol.

Terrorist cell attacking your house? Use flaming alcohol.

Hoard of demons pouring out from the underworld? Use flaming alcohol.

Kid won't go to school? Use flaming alcohol.

Derpy Dev going on and on about flaming alcohol? Use flaming alcohol.

I challenge you to find a situation where flaming alcohol doesn't help.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Doesn't help you when Fighting a Balrog. On account of them being shadow and flame afterall.

[Derpy Dev]

Doesn't help you when Fighting a Balrog. On account of them being shadow and flame afterall.

Darn it. You actually found a situation where flaming alcohol doesn't help.

[hops]

Flaming alcohol

Traditionally, the alcohol isn't flaming. It becomes flaming when it hits the exhaust of the tank...

[scourge728]

but the fact that the alcohol is flaming is usually what destroys the tank/it's crew

[Egan_BW]

Doesn't help you when Fighting a Balrog. On account of them being shadow and flame afterall.

You'll get the Balrog drunk, thus making it easier to fight.

[Derpy Dev]

Doesn't help you when Fighting a Balrog. On account of them being shadow and flame afterall.

You'll get the Balrog drunk, thus making it easier to fight.

After all, a Balrog's favorite drink is flaming beer. Everyone knows that.

[MrRoboto75]

Doesn't help you when Fighting a Balrog. On account of them being shadow and flame afterall.

I thought he was just a crooked boxer guy.

I mean, just throw hadokens at him.

[TD1]

The best weapon when fighting the Balrog is a Flaming Homer. Somebody mass produce cough syrup!

[Bumber]

Bananas Foster? Use flaming alcohol.

[Derpy Dev]

Ahem. So the thread seems to have been killed by flaming alcohol, and I'm just gonna hope I can necro it and get things back on track again.

So let us make a game out of picking the worlds most uninteresting super power and make it as cool as possible. In a random power generator, my brother got the ability to turn into a beach ball. How could we make that interesting?

[TD1]

Well, it's an unlikely scenario involving the women in Baywatch getting their swimsuits ripped off by a shark, and then deciding to have an impromptu game of beach volleyball.

[Dunamisdeos]

1944. Hitler's beach vacation. One man, his wits, and his ability to transform into a beach ball at will stands between Nazi Germany and total global domination.

This is the story of... INFLATRATOR. *Theme Music*

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Starring Hugh Jackman. Hitting beaches this Summer.