Kill the fucking Health Inspector of Doom already by giving him obbesity,diabitis and everything that would be ironic to his death
[4] Conjuring up a swarm of various health issues, you successfully curse the Health Inspector, who turns his regulatory eye towards you.
"FOOL!"
[3-1] He attempts to stab you with his Pen of Enforcement, but the severity of chronic health issues he's just gotten slows him down, and you dodge easily.
Enough. Counteract Coffee Puppy of Doom's mind control, zap him into another dimension.
[1]
[3]
You decide to end this fucking stupidity by directly severing Coffee Puppy's psychic signal, but the mass of human bodies piling onto you completely throws you off. It's getting harder to struggle against them, even though your customers aren't really trying to hurt you so much as semi-aggressively mash their bodies into you.
Teleporting him to another dimension may work. ZAP! Damn it, somebody stepped onto your hand, and missed. It's getting rather hard to breathe in this human mosh pit.
Return To Russia and give it its soul back.
You've been inside Russia this whole time, just in a place removed from the normal limits of sanity. Heading back to the "real" world, you bury the Soul of Russia into the ground, restoring it to the country. Quite a lot of trouble gone for something you stole, only for this nice change of heart.
[2] It doesn't really do much to abate the supernatural fuckery going on throughout Russia, but it's the thought that counts.
Heh heh heh. Good, now for the coup-de-gras. Grapple the dragonling and handcuff it.
cast a repulsion spell to the hole floor that will send the two of us at high speeds towards the roof.
[6] vs [3]
Egan quickly dashes forward, restraining ziizo and quickly slapping a pair of cuffs, which immediately sprout further manacles to accomodate all of ziizo's unusual limbs! Ziizo still fires off his spell, and the two of them crash towards the roof at high speed, still grappling with each other. Egan gets the better of it, slamming ziizo into the roof first, as they both float.
Screw fair fighting. Also, I'm not an Istari, and it's time to prove it.
Summon a VERY large amount of water, so that it falls on his head. And a flashlight.
Every one knows that Balrogs are flame, CLOAKED in darkness (Canonically, anyway. PJ wanted the things to be a bit more...visible in the darkness of Moria, I assume). Therefore, shine a light and dump a lot of water on them.
Both me and the Balrog are displeased at the lack of bolding in your action.
[5][5] vs [2+1]
Water and light. Logical weaknesses aren't they? You open two portals above the Balrog, one thats connected to a nearby ocean, the other connected to a faraway star. Luminosity and wetness descend upon the Balrog, and he's washed down the tower once again, his flames drenched, his darkness broken away.
He's basically unconscious. You've just successfully knocked out Durin's Bane, well done.
Start an education program
[5] ( how the fuck are you this lucky )
Creating a series of magical teacher fairies, you sent thousands upon thousands of them to communities all over the world, creating a magical institution for general education unto yourself. The fairies are supernaturally charismatic and skilled at conveying ideas, and will be listened to greatly.
What do you teach the people?
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