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[Taricus]

Well you better not start an eye of terror then.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I wonder what the best way of countering demons will be, Some sort of primal nature magic that brings forth the Arch Fey? Or boring old holy magic and call down Archangels?

[Taricus]

Spearman spam

[Iituem]

The New Pork Guard

Take a stand against the cruelty of the Empire, fellow swinefolk!  How long have they grown fat on our bacon?  How many brothers and sisters lost to the appetites of other folk?  Well, no more!  Enlist today in the New Pork Guard and we can bring a millennium of swine-eating to an end, and maybe find out what human or orc tastes like on the dinner table, too!

- Recruitment poster displaying a heroically-shaded rank of pigmen presenting a spearwall, with a warthog-woman at the front in brigandine and a mace.

Spoiler: Turn 1 Orders (click to show/hide)

Recruitment:  2 more Spearpigs in C. Pork.  [£490 - £440 = £50 Treasury]

Assault:  Potentially sacrifice a Spearpig unit for scouting purposes; send them into East Pork with orders to gather information on enemy disposition, then send runners back with the details.  If they can retreat with whatever forces evade enemy capture, hurrah!  If not, their sacrifice will be remembered with much feasting.  (Possibly by the enemy.)

Will think on diplomatic communications yet.

[Sheb]

Can caravans cross the Empire?

[Taricus]

Unlikely, though you'd get more money sending it overseas anyway.

[Sheb]

Well, the amount we win is the shortest distance, not the taken distance, so if you could have sent it through the Empire you're going to make less money even if you send it by sea.

[Taricus]

Shortest possible distance. If you have to go around the empire the amount you get from the caravan also changes.

[Sheb]

Shortest possible distance. If you have to go around the empire the amount you get from the caravan also changes.

Yeah, hence why I'm asking whether we have to get around.

[Kashyyk]

By default you do have to go around, but you can attempt to bribe your way through if you want. Doing so will reduce the length of the route though.

Also, I've pretty much sorted the turn. Iituem, is that scouting run definite?

[Iituem]

Confirmed.  Gods speed those doomed, doomed pigs.

[Sheb]

How does the Principalty of Pork look upon countries with swine pastures?

[Iituem]

Those pastures will be... reformed.

[Sheb]

Well, thank God the Empire is still there to protect our way of life from you fanatics!

[Khan Boyzitbig]

Kaahhk Speak for your self burrownester.