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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788989 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15030 on: September 20, 2018, 11:14:27 am »

The nobles seems to be demanding something like the horrifically dysfunctional poland-Lithuania type of government over the Roman governor style system which despite its numerous flaws is still somewhat functional
« Last Edit: September 20, 2018, 11:18:18 am by Basil ii »
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15031 on: September 20, 2018, 12:15:09 pm »

Too excited to decide

The only thing I am sure is that I want is a artifact-gun
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15032 on: September 20, 2018, 12:51:12 pm »

A

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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15033 on: September 20, 2018, 01:04:47 pm »

A
Skulls for the Methianthese throne!
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15034 on: September 20, 2018, 01:16:00 pm »

I can't help but note that the last civil war we had in Methiant was 99 and half a years ago.

About time we had another :P

I'm not sure we'd have close to even sides for a card game.
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15035 on: September 20, 2018, 02:07:55 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15036 on: September 20, 2018, 04:27:46 pm »

A. If this does end in civil war, it'll probably still be in our favour.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15037 on: September 20, 2018, 05:02:05 pm »

A.

"The Emperor will decide your fate
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15038 on: September 20, 2018, 06:04:47 pm »

A

Are 100% of the nobels against us? Not one has our backs? Not even the guys that swore oaths, like that guy our mom bought the healing stone from?
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15039 on: September 20, 2018, 06:05:53 pm »

A Our dynasty has historically been filled with stubborn and honor bound rulers. These traitors would break their oath's of fealty to us for their own gain so we shall show them that the Yoean dynasty has not become cowards! We shall not roll over at their threats! Did Cyl the Great ever back down before his enemies? No! Cyl stood his ground and fought to the bitter end against any who would dare to smear his honor! Even against overwhelming odds he wouldn't back down without at least some bloodshed! If they want more power they can pay for it with their blood.

If they want to fight our martial Emperor with the Blade of Puncturing in his hand and ten elite soldiers at our side then let them! The Yoeans command the greatest army seen in Luathbasian history! We shall slay them here and then we shall put a stop to this farce that the nobles are plotting! All the nobility will get back into line or they will feel the fury of the empire. At least that's what I hope happens.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15040 on: September 20, 2018, 06:19:14 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15041 on: September 20, 2018, 06:29:34 pm »

Honestly, I think this would be a good way to dissolve the nobility. Move to locally elected rulers, and pass the Bill of rights.

Either way this will be a prime position to pass the Bill of rights.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15042 on: September 20, 2018, 06:40:52 pm »

I still disagree with the Bill of Rights. It'll only cause the peasants to do what the nobles are doing now. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Peasants who whine and rebel. Power hungry nobles who only think of rising their own station. Neither are worthy of any rights! The only group I think deserving of any special rights or privilege are our loyal and honorable soldiers! Our legions who bleed and die for us! Who enforce our will. Our military has proven it's worth and ability time and time again. Marching against all who would dare to defy their Emperor. Truly if any class within our empire deserves our praise and reward it's our brave warriors.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15043 on: September 20, 2018, 07:15:31 pm »

Are 100% of the nobels against us? Not one has our backs? Not even the guys that swore oaths, like that guy our mom bought the healing stone from?
None of this lot, anyway. (And that was our grandmom.)

If they want to fight our martial Emperor with the Blade of Puncturing in his hand and fifty elite soldiers at our side then let them!
I think it's ten of us and fifty of them. If we had that many there wouldn't be any trouble, would there?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15044 on: September 20, 2018, 08:33:22 pm »


If they want to fight our martial Emperor with the Blade of Puncturing in his hand and fifty elite soldiers at our side then let them!
I think it's ten of us and fifty of them. If we had that many there wouldn't be any trouble, would there?

Yes, it's 10 (us) vs 50+(them)


What are the possible modifiers? +2 martial +1 blade +1(or 2?) shadowranks -2 numerical disadvantage?

so we got a +2 or +3 at least, we just can't roll 1 again for god's sake
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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.
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