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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788955 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15060 on: September 22, 2018, 08:43:16 am »

Every-time there is an important update that takes a bit more than usual, I always think that the roll was a mess and haspen is writing the flavor text of how badly fucked we are, and I get tempted to change the vote

although in this situation he can just use the same roll for different situations and only change the bonuses, if it's a bad outcome it will be bad anyway


hmmm...

I just thought for a second that although the crown of authority isn't a charisma booster it could had some effect in this negotiation, is it Too late to say sorry try to convince? look, it's a crown, an enchanted crown, that made the nobles stop talking when we first put it in our head, and we are pressing our authority
« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 08:52:01 am by omada »
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15061 on: September 22, 2018, 10:01:44 am »

No I'm just binge-LPing my Europa Universalis III game again ;v

I will get to updating tonight.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15062 on: September 22, 2018, 01:33:16 pm »

I've think the crown of authority.... Increases our authority. You know, the thing we use for edicts.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15063 on: September 22, 2018, 01:36:59 pm »

You declare all of the bunch as TRAITORS TO THE EMPIRE.

They are TRAITORS of the WORST KIND.

You order your Shadowranks to arrest them all, and execute those who raise arms!

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Almost all of them do, and the Shadowranks come for the kill! The elite guards however easily slice through the enemies of the Crown, and you have to only protect yourself from the brave-slash-foolish few who manage to approach you, and even those are easily dispatched by your hand.

Before reinforcements arrive, the council room is full of dead, wounded or surrendered noblemen.

Though you're pretty sure you don't see at least half a dozen faces that were present when you demanded submission.

The captain of the Shadowranks arrives with extra guards to personally ascertain your safety.

"Emperor! About twenty of noblemen are still alive. What of them? And what shall we do with families and retainers that are also in the capital?"

As for the noblemen who surrendered...

A) Release them.
B) Interrogate and imprison them!
C) To the dungeon with them, they shall perish slowly!

As for families and retainers of the rebellious noblemen...

A) Let them go.
B) Imprison them all!
C) They shall suffer dungeon along with the traitors!
« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 01:39:03 pm by Haspen »
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15064 on: September 22, 2018, 01:41:26 pm »

C, C TIS ORDER 66 TIME NOW!
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15065 on: September 22, 2018, 01:42:45 pm »

BB
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15066 on: September 22, 2018, 01:45:44 pm »

C, B
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15067 on: September 22, 2018, 01:54:00 pm »

B

B


Prisoners can be used as bargaining chips.

andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15068 on: September 22, 2018, 01:54:06 pm »

BB

Lets take this slowly and properly. Get them locked up reasonably, interrogate, see how deep this goes. And we might start another round of centralization.
But we should avoid looking exceedingly cruel or improper.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15069 on: September 22, 2018, 01:59:03 pm »

BB for the reasons already stated.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15070 on: September 22, 2018, 02:12:29 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15071 on: September 22, 2018, 02:14:36 pm »

C,B

The families are bargaining chips, but there is no way the nobels that tried to kill us will ever see the light of day again.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15072 on: September 22, 2018, 02:17:55 pm »

a.c

They shall know the price of betrayal

vote has been changed
« Last Edit: September 22, 2018, 03:33:56 pm by Blood_Librarian »
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15073 on: September 22, 2018, 02:20:13 pm »

CB

Thanks god we are not becoming the HRE....
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #15074 on: September 22, 2018, 02:21:02 pm »

Is it even possible to commit an A.C? Or should I change my vote Haspen?
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