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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788812 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14970 on: September 18, 2018, 07:45:09 pm »

Dosn't the Alldivine have it's own church militia? We shouldn't have to lift a finger on this one.

Someone 'dissolved' their keeps and took their wealth, so they're no longer able to keep their own militia; all military things they do nowadays is have wandering warrior-priests/martial-arts-teachers who teach adventurers skills for a bit of coin.

good to know


A army kicking their asses will be enough
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14971 on: September 18, 2018, 08:24:38 pm »

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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14972 on: September 18, 2018, 11:52:30 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14973 on: September 19, 2018, 08:35:21 am »

You send the Army to restore order.

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Few days later you receive trading reports; Glassware sold very well. There's slight shortage of t'chai leaves compared to demand for them in Methiant, now that half of the bulk is sent westwards; the trade advisors will see whether the tax cut from Eldrican will help much.

1212 AD, Late Autumn

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4*

The army has crushed the revolt, although there have been many casualties amongst the soldiers and civilians. Hundreds of native Parsians had to be executed.

Few days after the report, Deathan arrives in your chambers with his decision.

"Duach would be more interested than Houlandin, but both have a request from you if they are to marry a Damedian girl."

"That being?"

"You make the married one a Duke of Ceodwell, or maybe Felonsein..." The older man scratches his cheek nervously as you look at him in confusion.

"Excuse me, uncle... what?"

"They're reasoning that Cydwyllian noblemen already have autonomy and priviledges, and it is unbecoming of Methiantese aristocrats, especially from the Imperial royal family, to be landless specks at the court. They want a title, lands, governmental autonomy and all that..."

"Uncle Deathan, I asked you to convince one of them to marry the girl from Tirine, not to ask if they want Dukedoms!"

"Yes,  but, I listened to their pleas and they insisted I tell you and I didn't want to imprint on their liberties..." You rub your forehead in consternation.

A) "Send them over, I will convince them myself."
B) "Fine, I agree, one more Duchy won't make a difference."
C) "Okay, let's just forget about this, it was a bad idea from the beginning."
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 09:07:33 am by Haspen »
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14974 on: September 19, 2018, 08:46:09 am »

dafuk, we should have curbed the aristocracy powers from the beggining

A ask them what more they have to offer, because marrying them and giving them lands to make our descendants have a possible problem over inheritance  is a lose-win situation,

We can give them titles? yes! but maybe we should decide that every royal member has a work on an important place of the kingdom, be the councilmen be marshals and generals, and change the image of the emperor to the "decision-maker" I dunno
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14975 on: September 19, 2018, 08:52:23 am »

A those greedy bastards if this continues methiant will be Balkanized!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 08:57:48 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14976 on: September 19, 2018, 09:07:05 am »

Before this gets too far:
4* = 2 +1 from Military Drill ?

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14977 on: September 19, 2018, 09:07:51 am »

Before this gets too far:

4* = 2 +1 from Military Drill ?

It's the new mathematical theorem, didn't you hear? :P

Fixed.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14978 on: September 19, 2018, 09:08:21 am »

A No to anything that strengthens the nobles.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14979 on: September 19, 2018, 10:15:40 am »

A No to anything that strengthens the nobles.

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To be fair, saying yes to this wouldn't be the end of the world. Duchies are expected to maintain their own troops, so this would make our empire's military even more formidable. I also don't think either Ceodwell or Felonsein produce resources we'd be missing out on.

Still, if we throw our weight around with the bracelet enough, we might get a negotiator title of sorts.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14980 on: September 19, 2018, 10:45:44 am »

You ask Deathan to send his sons over. With help of the necklace, you will convince them.

Surely!

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"Cousin, you might be the Emperor, but we have our rights! Either Duchy, or no marriage!"

"I will order you to!"

"We won't listen anyway! She's Damedian! What kind of Methiantese would marry a Damedian?"

"I demand it! For the good of the Empire!"

"You're not our father, so go demand yourself!"

They leave in a huff, and after you calm down a bit, you have to bitterly admit that you just can't force your distant relatives to produce babies with whomever you please.

1212 AD, Winter

Gold and gemstones arrive to fill the Treasury.

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Once again, the delicious Springwine sold for a lot of money in the south.

Unfortunately, t'chai leaves failed to sell in Eldrican well and the profit cut your merchants received from their western counterpart made them grumbly. They want to be compensated for this loss.

A) "Geez guys, it's the first year. Stop complaining, you will get rich in a year or two."
B) "Alright alright, I will give you some gold, just stop groaning."
C) "No profits!? Oh no! This has been the worst trade deal, probably in whole history of Methiant!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14981 on: September 19, 2018, 10:46:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14982 on: September 19, 2018, 11:08:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14983 on: September 19, 2018, 11:23:38 am »

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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14984 on: September 19, 2018, 11:24:46 am »

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