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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788828 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14985 on: September 19, 2018, 11:36:29 am »

1000 PAGES!! CONGLATURATIONS!! GOOD JOB!! SUCH SPAMKINGS!!

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14987 on: September 19, 2018, 01:02:05 pm »

AAAEEEEEHOOOOOO Doge celebrates in his grave


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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14988 on: September 19, 2018, 01:19:41 pm »

This is on page 300 for me since I'm using 50 posts per page, but maybe one day I'll be able to see 1000 pages with 50 posts per page.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14989 on: September 19, 2018, 04:09:39 pm »

A.
Happy 1000th page, Haspen!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14990 on: September 19, 2018, 04:29:33 pm »

You ask the merchants to stop complaining and man up; this is the first year of the deal, and there will be profits in the future.

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They talk as if you've just let them die off in a cataclysm. Their grumbling makes noblemen grumbling, and soon your whole court is loudly complaining that you are putting Methaint on the course toward economic ruin.

People get somewhat angry, and your authority scores a hit.

1212 AD, Midwinter

And speaking of Emperor's authority...

The council of nobles has convened and you were called in because they have a single, very simple, thing to discuss with you. It seems that they're worried - Cydwyllians mostly - that the interests of the Emperor might not exactly be overlapping with interests of Methiant-Cydwyl and its subjects. Many of the elder statesmen are even considering whether someone as young as you is capable of keeping power in your hands altogether.

"We must ask your Majesty to delegate some political power to the provinces and the administrators." One of the most prominent noblemen, Tamand Óires, speaks for the council. "It is obvious that the amount of territory to govern, fulfilling the needs of people of the Empire, and maintaining diplomatic ties with our neighbours, and issueing new laws, is not exactly a job for just one person."

Some noblemen argue that new Duchies must be created to allow local leader some autonomy; others, however, drawing an example from Damdamians, are considering whether it would be prudent to create a new council - Council of Lords - which would be taken many administrative burdens, mostly pertaining to economy, edicts and laws of the Empire, upon their shoulders, leaving the Emperor to simply approve or veto their decisions most of the time, as well as have the royal family concentrate on maintaining ties with other dynasties and direct the foreign policy of the nation.

A) Agreed, some new autonomous Duchies will be created, and I will pray that their subjects will be blessed with skilled and trustworthy leaders.
B) THE EMPEROR IS THE EMPIRE! Noblemen have no rights to interfere with our, divinely ordained, rule over Methiant-Cydwyl and its peoples! It's about time I deal with you, traitors!!
C) Now what is this talk? Friends, this smells of treason, and I'm sure y'all overreacting. Let me explain...
D) Fine, I guess it is time for some republicanism to be introduced. I will delegate some of my political powers to the Council of Lords.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14991 on: September 19, 2018, 04:31:24 pm »

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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14992 on: September 19, 2018, 04:34:21 pm »

D, FOR REPUBLICANISM (And giving the Eldrican nobles some ideas to throw a wrench into Feir's plans :P)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14993 on: September 19, 2018, 04:40:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14994 on: September 19, 2018, 04:40:26 pm »

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I wouldn't be opposed to D if I thought our nobles were in a better state. As is I think it's just a road to balkinization and abuse of powers
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14995 on: September 19, 2018, 04:45:12 pm »

Hardly seems like a route to balkanisation if they're being represented in one way or another.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14996 on: September 19, 2018, 04:46:43 pm »

No option to hand the powers to the bureaucratic administrations?
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14997 on: September 19, 2018, 04:50:01 pm »

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WHY ARE WE SYMPATHISING WITH DAMEDIANS!!??!!!!??!!!!!!?????!!???!!?!?!!!!!??
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14998 on: September 19, 2018, 04:50:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14999 on: September 19, 2018, 05:00:48 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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