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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788837 times)

Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14955 on: September 18, 2018, 02:01:10 pm »

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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14956 on: September 18, 2018, 02:42:56 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14957 on: September 18, 2018, 02:58:17 pm »

We can afford it. And with a strange prophecy dream suggesting that their may be trouble with our own children inheriting the throne, we should get started on a stock of backup Yoean children.
Maybe having their own in one of the Yoean branches* is the trigger for the Eldrican 'lions' to usurp our son? Personally, I feel more worried that some potential 'heirs' whom we voters skip past may be ambitious than that our family is too small.
*One residing inside Methiant-Cydwyl, that is: Eldrican's ruling family are already Yoeans via Hein.

I have an illogical feeling that there's a trap here somewhere; Feir's court may not murder us at the dinner table but it's hardly friendly. At the same time I have a poor record when it comes to guessing ahead, and everything I can point to seems to indicate a positive match, so I'll vote
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against my instincts.

Meanwhile, if Eldrican is setting itself up to be an archrival in the coming years we should get our own diplomats and spies working to strengthen connections with the southern lands lest they choose sides. Getting a hold of a book making device and creating hospitals wouldn't hurt either, make sure to drop those ideas in the Imperial Suggestion Box when we get home.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14958 on: September 18, 2018, 03:03:39 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14959 on: September 18, 2018, 03:06:12 pm »

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What if making so many children is what causes the split?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14960 on: September 18, 2018, 03:20:30 pm »

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What if making so many children is what causes the split?

I think Haspen will find an excuse to make something terrible happen at the appointed time regardless of what we do. Having more children give the dynasty a greater chance of surviving his GMly whims.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14961 on: September 18, 2018, 03:47:51 pm »

You wound me with your unfair assumptions :P



You decide to send some money to the Damedian shrines in Tirine. The Duke praises your open-mindedness and awaits your and Deathan's response to which of his sons would be his daughter's, Lubella's, husband.

Few hours alter, you are underway to Methiant!

And just a week later, you're back safely upon your throne.

As you speak with Deathan, it is clear that he has mixed feelings about further mingling with Damedians.

"I believe Methiantese, no, people of our Empire, should see their rulers as proper and Pantheonist, despite my wife's wishes. Still, this is a request from the Emperor..." He asks for a month or so to talk with his sons and promises to give you an answer by Mid-Autumn.

1212 AD, Mid-Autumn

"Sire! Some zealots are rioting in Parsia!" A young courtier barges into your afternoon swordfighting practice.

"Is it Pantheonists or Alldivinists?"

"Err, no, it's the Elevens."

As it turns out, some of Alldivine preachers have addressed the wrong crowd, for the clerics of Eleven Graces has inflamed said crowd to stone the Alldivine preachers, right in the market square of the southeasternly city of Aimak.

The storning led to riots, and riots led to general uprising of Aimak citizens; Methiantese and Pantheonists, Alldivinists and foreigners, all those who are not Parsian and do not adhere to Eleven's cult are being purged or otherwise violated. The garrison of the city has suffered many losses and locked itself in the keep, unable to restore order, and the fate of the governor of the city, who attempted to flee, is currently unknown.

A) Send the Army to restore order.
B) They will calm down, give them time.
C) I will ask them, in writing, to see reason.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14962 on: September 18, 2018, 03:52:19 pm »

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Dosn't the Alldivine have it's own church militia? We shouldn't have to lift a finger on this one.


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14963 on: September 18, 2018, 03:56:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14964 on: September 18, 2018, 03:56:32 pm »

Dosn't the Alldivine have it's own church militia? We shouldn't have to lift a finger on this one.

Someone 'dissolved' their keeps and took their wealth, so they're no longer able to keep their own militia; all military things they do nowadays is have wandering warrior-priests/martial-arts-teachers who teach adventurers skills for a bit of coin.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14965 on: September 18, 2018, 04:02:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14966 on: September 18, 2018, 04:03:36 pm »

Vote changed then.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14967 on: September 18, 2018, 04:11:09 pm »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14968 on: September 18, 2018, 04:28:31 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14969 on: September 18, 2018, 04:34:41 pm »

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