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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788184 times)

Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14700 on: September 08, 2018, 05:34:58 am »

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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14701 on: September 08, 2018, 05:39:31 am »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14702 on: September 08, 2018, 05:53:52 am »

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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14703 on: September 08, 2018, 05:56:08 am »

A
If he somehow does manage to beat a martial emperor who has an artifact sword after a bolt has hit him in the leg, he deserves the throne. The thing is, I don't quite think that's how it's going to go, and this is an easy boost to our authority.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14704 on: September 08, 2018, 06:12:59 am »

You grant him the duel!

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The duel doesn't last long. He manages to prick your left hand; you in turn pierce his body through with the sword. Your half-brother collapses to the ground and bleeds out fast.

The body is disposed, the council reconvened at other room as the servants clean the floor from the stains.

1211 AD, Mid-Autumn

You receive foreboding news from the far north-west. It seems that elves, provoked by the dwarves of Mistemom, has launched a campaign against the settlements in the Northern Mountains. Whilst so far only dwarves have been assaulted, Methiantese travelers and settlers are more than sure that elven scouts are watching them travel, and some reports say of strange cloaked figures wandering about night-time shadows, some even inflitrating villages!

A) The elves are surely not going to attack us, leave them be.
B) This provocation means war! Onward, to Tisilenteliya!
C) Send a (heavily guarded) diplomat to the Elves.
D) Ask the dwarves for a council about this situation.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14705 on: September 08, 2018, 06:20:10 am »

C - We're on fairly neutral terms with both the dwarves and elves. Knowing Elves, D would be treated the same way as B, but we also can't so nothing. Let's at least find out if they have beef with us.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14706 on: September 08, 2018, 06:30:05 am »

A
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auzewasright

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14707 on: September 08, 2018, 07:33:29 am »

C no reason to war yet, and ignoring them can't end in a beneficial manner. Let's maintain neutrality.
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14708 on: September 08, 2018, 07:37:57 am »

A

I'm willing to trust them... For now.
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14709 on: September 08, 2018, 07:43:59 am »

C if our diplomat gets killed we can ally with the dwarves if they survive we can build a relationship with elves
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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14710 on: September 08, 2018, 08:10:27 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14711 on: September 08, 2018, 08:33:57 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14712 on: September 08, 2018, 08:53:51 am »

We're on fairly neutral terms with both the dwarves and elves.

I'd say we're on fairly good terms with the dwarves, or at least they are on good terms with us: the dwarves have at times actively sought us for diplomacy and deals while we have sought them for artifacts. Whereas our last interaction with the Elves was when we looted their ancient tomb and earned our emperor a horrific death. (Probably – I don't think it was written into canon that it was Elves, though it bore all their hallmarks. The last time we are certain of Elvish work is their reprisal after yielding Zasitost back to the dwarves.)

C

Regardless we haven't gotten opportunities to talk with the Elves often and we should take them when they pop up, now that more and more lands are being settled northward.
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14713 on: September 08, 2018, 09:24:56 am »

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if you want something wacky
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14714 on: September 08, 2018, 10:13:48 am »

C
Let's try diplomacy first. Also, I'm rather excited about finally being able to see the map again soon, feels like it's been a while.
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