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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 788206 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14715 on: September 08, 2018, 11:55:17 am »

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14716 on: September 08, 2018, 01:34:01 pm »

A.

The dwarves are fickle. I'd rather them not blow up our artifacts because they heard we were negotiating with their enemy. If the army score was better, I'd be all over B or D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14717 on: September 08, 2018, 01:53:10 pm »

C

In the south, dwarves and elves work together! We will make them act like that up here too, BY FORCE IF NECESSARY.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14718 on: September 08, 2018, 02:36:18 pm »

You send a delegation to the elven forest.

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So far, the delegation sent to the elves have not returned; however, Diplomatic corps bring you a report; the leaders of the citadels of Ankurvat and Zonalath are requesting to meet with you and discuss terms of possible alliance or military support against resurgent Elven menace.

A) What elven menace? I don't see any elves menacing my populace. Silly dorfs!
B) Sure thing, maybe this will lead to closer ties with Dwarven High King, too!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14719 on: September 08, 2018, 02:46:28 pm »

On the one hand, the elves will probably flip their shit at the first change given if we do this. On the other hand, they're probably already planning to kill us and dwarves are a lot easier to please. I'm going to go with B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14720 on: September 08, 2018, 02:48:30 pm »

B to be honest I like the dwarves more the elves are to easily offended to be trustworthy
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14721 on: September 08, 2018, 02:54:52 pm »

B

having delegations sent to both parties looks fair and balanced. It makes us look impartial, but also puts pressures on both parties.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14722 on: September 08, 2018, 02:55:09 pm »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14723 on: September 08, 2018, 02:56:12 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14724 on: September 08, 2018, 03:09:02 pm »

A
From the reports I've heard, it's the dwarves who started the current round of hostilities.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14725 on: September 08, 2018, 03:10:45 pm »

B - Starting hostilities shouldn't be something we should be upset about. We've done it ourselves often enough.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14726 on: September 08, 2018, 03:11:54 pm »

B
I like the elves more because we can breed with them, but, you know, the dwarves are way more reasonable.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14727 on: September 08, 2018, 03:47:47 pm »

It's not so much to pick on the dwarves for starting hostilities as it is to point out their possible (likely) exaggeration of an "Elven menace" toward Methiant-Cydwyl.
They have a long trip, I'm not alarmed that we haven't heard back from the other diplomats yet.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14728 on: September 08, 2018, 04:27:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin III of Methiant-Cydwyl!
« Reply #14729 on: September 08, 2018, 07:14:41 pm »

B

Ideally we should talk the dwarves into postponing hostilities for a few years. Then we can strike the elves when our army is at max.
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