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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 789280 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11175 on: May 13, 2018, 01:47:51 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11176 on: May 13, 2018, 02:19:42 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11177 on: May 13, 2018, 02:22:14 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11178 on: May 13, 2018, 02:44:41 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11179 on: May 13, 2018, 02:53:14 pm »

Why is everyone trying to end everything by fucking up the demon summoning ritual?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11180 on: May 13, 2018, 02:58:14 pm »

Why is everyone trying to end everything by fucking up the demon summoning ritual?

It's called roleplaying, duh.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11181 on: May 13, 2018, 03:02:17 pm »

Yeah, Haspen pulled a nasty trick by putting us in the shoes of the Empress who probably doesn't want her daughter sacrificed to summon demons. :P

Honestly, we should've sacrificed our useless brother anyway! That daughter could be empress someday!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11182 on: May 13, 2018, 03:05:34 pm »

You struggle for your life!

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You twist your body to get rid of Bjern, but he quickly counters and raises his knife at you. Fortunately you manage to dodge the blow and then wrestle with him for the knife.

"WOMAN! I WILL MAKE METHIANT GREAT AGAIN! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?"

"You're mad, Bjern! Please calm down!"

You two fight for the knife and Bjern at one moment unceremoniously slams you against nearby tree. You repay him by elbowing his gonads and then his face. Then he grabs you by the throat for a brief moment, but fails to deliver a stab with the knife as you twist your body again. You hear little Rinilda sobbing in terror somewhere to your right.

In the heat of battle, you finally grab hold of the blade and strike; the knife sinks deep under Bjern's jaw. To your terror and disbelief, your beloved Emperor falls to the ground, gurgling on his blood and clawing on the blade. The darkness masks the color of blood that slowly paints Bjern's neck and shirt red.

Soon, the guards and palace staff catches up with the scene...

1172 AD, Midwinter

"The Council gathers today to elect the new Emperor or Empress of Methiant." The Advisor sits down at the pedestal and looks at gathered nobles, officers, officials and dignitaries.

"What happened to the book found under Emperor's robes?" The royal scholar stands up.

"It was a book of some heretical, mystical worship or some such. Such a piece of vile literature could find no resting place other than a fireplace. It has been destroyed." The Advisor nods.

"We must also comment on Empress' deed. She fought bravely and dealt with Emperor Bjern, who seemingly fell into madness. Who knows what could become of us and Methiant if she failed in her noble combat." The Advisor lifts the cast iron ball and slams it three times against the pedestal.

"Now we decide. Do we honor Emperor Bjern's default choice of his daughter Rinilda, with her mother as Empress-Regent, or do we elect someone else? Remember, everyone with dynastic ties-" The Advisor glares at murmuring, scheming, borderlands-dwelling noblemen. "-is viable for the throne."

The council decides to...

A) Go with default choice and choose Rinilda as future Empress of Methiant, with her mother Ruberta as Empress-Regent.
B Make Empress-Consort Ruberta a true Empress of her own right.
C) Appoint Princess Eiri as Empress of Methiant.
D) Appoint Prince Hein as Emperor of Methiant.
E) Choose Princess Graine as future Empress of Methiant, with her mother Bjeda as Empress-Regent.
F) Choose Prince Deathan as future Emperor of Methiant, with his mother Bjeda as Empress-Regent.
G) Appoint Llewyn, son of King Erik of Cydwyl and Lady Alissa of Methiant as Emperor.
H) Appoint Tollin, son of King Erik of Cydwyl and Lady Alissa of Methiant as Emperor.
I) Choose Aron, son of King Erik of Cydwyl, as future Emperor, with his mother Alissa of Methiant as Empress-Regent.
J) Appoint Lady Alissa, daughter of Harthaen and Tulla, as Empress.

Otherwise, the court can look outside Methiant and invite...

L) King Estjald of Cydwyl, son of Eirika and King Cidric of Cydwyl, to become Emperor of Methiant.
M) Princess Odiana of Cydwyl, daughter of Eirika and King Cidric of Cydwyl, to become Empress of Methiant.
N) Prince Cyl of Cydwyl, son of Eirika and King Cidric of Cydwyl, to become Emperor of Methiant.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Consort Ruberta and her confusion!
« Reply #11183 on: May 13, 2018, 03:07:14 pm »

Do we have any inkling of the traits of our options? I'd love to have an Empress, but now may not be the best time. . .
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11184 on: May 13, 2018, 03:09:23 pm »

L

Fuck it. Our army is big enough to sort out any dissatisfaction from uniting the nations! This whole incident could very easily work out for the best. Let us turn Methiant into the Great Yoean Empire!

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11185 on: May 13, 2018, 03:12:00 pm »

who did we just have kill the crazy ruler I chose that person
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11186 on: May 13, 2018, 03:12:13 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11187 on: May 13, 2018, 03:13:26 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11188 on: May 13, 2018, 03:13:56 pm »

B!!! She acquitted herself well, let us continue as her.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Succession Council of Midwinter 1172 AD
« Reply #11189 on: May 13, 2018, 03:15:04 pm »

B

who did we just have kill the crazy ruler I chose that person
That would be B, yes.
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