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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Blood_Librarian]

F

CAT DOLL WILL SAVE THE DAY

[Criptfeind]

F

Demons are at afraid of cats right?

[ZBridges]

F

[Lunardog15]

press f for the meme

f

[birdy51]

A

While I wholly support Bjern's insanity, we're not Bjern. We must stop this madness with VIOLENCE!

[Harry Baldman]

Tactically switching to F because that way we can just make Bjern explode demonically instead.

[Kashyyk]

Branch him!

[Haspen]

aaa
cccc
fffff

Of course I add joke option, it wins 'v.

I should work on my willpower these days...


You pull out Mister Blackfur and prepare to throw him at Bjern's face.

1_{jesus f.christ xD}

Unfortunately, the chickpea-filled doll strikes a branch above you. The branch has more staying power than you, and due to inertia (or maybe your lack of fighting skill), you manage to yank yourself backwards and fall onto the ground with a loud thud.

You quickly stand up, only for someone to grab you from behind and pull a knife to your throat. It's your dearest husband, Bjern! How did he get to you so fast and so quietly!?

He is whispering something onimously, something about Methiant and Glory, but what preoccupies you more is the feeling of the cold steel at your neck...

A) Struggle!
B) Don't struggle.

[Lunardog15]

a kick him in the nuts

[crazyabe]

B.

[Harry Baldman]

A!

[Hotfire90]

A

[mightymushroom]

A?

[Blood_Librarian]

b

God will save us.

[Lunardog15]

I don't think god cares