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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777868 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10005 on: April 15, 2018, 03:26:28 pm »

A

Still short on real answers. We had a good thing until their king tried to kill Cyl, and his line is wiped out. I'm really trying to be friendly here. I wonder if Ruberta will know anything about what's been happening over there?
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10006 on: April 15, 2018, 03:32:28 pm »

A Well I guess Koi is just going to have to wait then. Hopefully we'll get around to it in a generation  or two.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10007 on: April 15, 2018, 03:52:27 pm »

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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10008 on: April 15, 2018, 04:13:16 pm »

*stare* did he just say the « May Damed bless you »?
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10009 on: April 15, 2018, 04:25:25 pm »

A Less enemies to worry about so we can concentrate on intervening militarily in Parsia.  Really all of Parsia has always belonged to us historically, according to these maps I found that totally were not forged.

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10010 on: April 15, 2018, 04:56:36 pm »

*stare* did he just say the « May Damed bless you »?

The royal family of eldrican had converted to the cult of Damed, but they aren't xenophobe or anti fancy races because they have big dealings with the dwarves


A

Tooo weird, something is off here
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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10011 on: April 15, 2018, 05:00:55 pm »

A It does look a bit too easy

But now I feel bad for not reading all of this.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10012 on: April 15, 2018, 05:37:02 pm »

B. How about we wait until they pay up fully before we make more deals?
« Last Edit: April 15, 2018, 05:39:22 pm by Criptfeind »
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10013 on: April 15, 2018, 05:43:24 pm »

a
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10014 on: April 15, 2018, 06:42:32 pm »

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10015 on: April 15, 2018, 11:49:04 pm »

*stare* did he just say the « May Damed bless you »?

The royal family of eldrican had converted to the cult of Damed, but they aren't xenophobe or anti fancy races because they have big dealings with the dwarves


A

Tooo weird, something is off here

I bet Eldrican is on the outs with the dwarves then. We should ask this guy straight up to confirm.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10016 on: April 16, 2018, 12:04:27 am »

You agree to the marriage between the kids. Aes leaves with a written message for Tetan; the wedding is scheduled for Late Autumn.

Later that day you hear from the guards that dwarves established a forge in one of unused dungeon cells, and faint noises of chanting and metal striking metal are coming from the darkness.

1165 AD, Autumn

Terrible thunderstorms and showers hail struck the Methiantese region, but thanks to the Rainbow Scepter's protection, once agian the farmlands were damaged only slightly.

1165 AD, Mid-Autumn

The dwarves appear before you, having finished the artifact you asked for. It is a silver crown, with three dark bands of Sky Iron wrapping around it. A large, milky opal is set in the front of the crown, small intricate stars and triangles engraved into metal are surrounding it.

The leader of the runemasters passes the Crown to you, and you put it in place of your old one. The courtiers, who were murmuring and whispering, go silent and everyone's eyes are affixed at your personage.

"We have finished the item that you have asked for. The pebbles and dust of Sky Iron that remained after the forging has been already gathered by us. Now, we ask to be paid in silver that we agreed upon."

You decide to...

A) Ask the Treasurer to go with them and give them the silver they want.
B) Order the guards to remove the smelly creatures from your audience room!
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10017 on: April 16, 2018, 12:06:11 am »

A, we know better than to try stiffing them on payment.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10018 on: April 16, 2018, 12:07:20 am »

A

Something about putting a dwarven artifact on our head makes me deeply uncomfortable, though.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10019 on: April 16, 2018, 12:11:31 am »

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