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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 777879 times)

Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9975 on: April 15, 2018, 12:19:15 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9976 on: April 15, 2018, 12:42:46 pm »

C

If they are willing to work for a unit of Econ or two and the Sky Iron Scraps, we can take the deal, otherwise, we can sell.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9977 on: April 15, 2018, 12:44:54 pm »

C

It's a famous tradition!
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9978 on: April 15, 2018, 12:59:50 pm »

Hope they won't explode this on our hands

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9979 on: April 15, 2018, 01:06:46 pm »

You send for the dwarves.

1165 AD, Midsummer

Guards report that two peoples desire an audience. One is Aes, brother of King Tetan I of Eldrican. The other are dwarven runemasters, here to talk about Sky Iron job you had for them.

A) Politics before trinkets!
B) Artifacts before matchmaking!
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9980 on: April 15, 2018, 01:08:29 pm »

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Hiddenleafguy

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9981 on: April 15, 2018, 01:21:11 pm »

A, nobles shall be welcomed prior to mere commoners.
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Hotfire90

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9982 on: April 15, 2018, 01:29:00 pm »

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Twinwolf

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9983 on: April 15, 2018, 01:40:12 pm »

B.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9984 on: April 15, 2018, 01:51:14 pm »

A!
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9985 on: April 15, 2018, 01:51:40 pm »

B!  B!  For the love of god B, dwarves are testy fuckers who will go away at a moment's notice and flat out refuse to haggle.  We can keep our bloody nobles waiting, they have to live here.
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Let's Play Arcanum: Of Steamworks & Magic Obscura! - The adventures of Jack Hunt, gentleman rogue.

No slaughtering every man, woman and child we see just to teleport to the moon.

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9986 on: April 15, 2018, 01:52:36 pm »

Not our nobles, neighbor's nobles.

Still, B.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9987 on: April 15, 2018, 01:54:20 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9988 on: April 15, 2018, 01:55:36 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #9989 on: April 15, 2018, 02:05:23 pm »

You decide to meet with the dwarves first.

The smelly runemasters, clad in brown and grey cloaks, arrive, their beards low to the ground and heads bowed in respect.

"Greetings, Emperor Yoe. We've heard that you desire our craftsdwarfship to forge an item from Sky Iron, and so we are here. We've done our research upon your family and your Empire. Therefore we offer to create a crown of sky iron and gemstones, one that will radiate authority and prompt respect in your subjects. Or we can fashion the sky iron into protective ring or bracelet. Of course, a small blade could be made too - a knife, or a spearhead for a lance? Sky Iron causes pain and death to fanciful creatures, we might add. As for our payment, we ask for naught but some of your silver you mine plus the leftover ore of Sky Iron that we won't spend."

A) "This is too much of a price. Let's haggle a bit, shall we?"
B) "A crown radiating authority and instilling respect in people? Count me in!"
C) "My nephew died by terrible curse, a protective item sounds like a good idea!"
D) "An enchanted weapon is always a solid choice. Make one for me!"
E) "On the other hand, I have better use for Sky Iron. You can go home."
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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