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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778105 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9780 on: April 10, 2018, 04:41:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9781 on: April 10, 2018, 04:42:24 pm »

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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9782 on: April 10, 2018, 04:47:24 pm »

A You know it's been a while since we took a vacation to the city of Luathbas. We could have a good ol' time visiting the many historical attractions and even stop by the Grand Pantheon Temple there.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9783 on: April 10, 2018, 04:51:25 pm »

A You know it's been a while since we took a vacation to the city of Luathbas. We could have a good ol' time visiting the many historical attractions and even stop by the Grand Pantheon Temple there.

You know, I'd agree, but I don't think priests at a temple would be very happy to see Cyl at the moment.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9784 on: April 10, 2018, 04:53:36 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9785 on: April 10, 2018, 08:35:03 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9786 on: April 11, 2018, 02:23:19 am »

B

Visit the grandkids while we're at it!
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9787 on: April 11, 2018, 04:09:53 pm »

B Leaving the country seems coward

And I fear we will be spreading the sickness

But we can use this as a oportunity

I would vote eldrican just because we would want to see why exactly they couldn't pay. But Cyl is old and have succession crisis to talk about, Erik liked our idea, but he needed to talk with their nobles, how far this has progressed? We should talk with him, maybe we can help to speed it up and to point him as the next emperor formally
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he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9788 on: April 12, 2018, 03:09:01 pm »

You decide to flee to Cydwyl.

1162 AD, Midwinter

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You hear that back in Methiant, peoples are understanding of your relocation and your officials who stayed behind are keeping malcontents in check. The plague has not yet reached the capital's walls.

King Erik does accomodate you most graciously; you, your family and your servants are given entire left side of the Cydwyllian castle for yourselves; apparently, the bedroom where Eivan and his wife are now staying was Queen Dogethe's once. Most exciting!

1162 AD, End of the Year

The Advisor shrugs when you find him with reports but without updated Scrolls of Kingdom Status.

"I haven't the clue, my liege, but we can assume that the Empire is doing great."

"Relatively speaking?"

"Relatively speaking is our best bet today..."

1163 AD, Spring

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Reports from Methiant bring the worst news; the capital has been hit by the plague! Thousands are suffering and hundreds are perishing from the dreaded sickness every day.

1163 AD, Mid-Spring

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The plague continues its spread; it has moved to the borders of Felonsein province.

1163 AD, Late Spring

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Now that the plague reached the rich lands of Felonsein, more and more villages begun to succumb to its macabre dance.

Meanwhile, in Donuth, some peasants have decided that if they gonna die of plague, they might as well try bandit life, stealing from poor and assaulting the rich! The governors are unable to deal with the problem by themselves.

You decide to...

A) Ask King Erik to send some soldiers to clear up the bandit menace.
B) Hire some lvl20 adventurers to go on a bandit killing quest.
C) Order the governors to man up and do their work properly.
D) Request the Methiantese Army to resolve the bandit problem in Donuth.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2018, 03:11:04 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9789 on: April 12, 2018, 03:11:27 pm »

Why oh why didn't we throw more money at this while it was small? There goes our impressive population.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9790 on: April 12, 2018, 03:13:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9791 on: April 12, 2018, 03:13:31 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9792 on: April 12, 2018, 03:16:36 pm »

B

We have money to throw.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9793 on: April 12, 2018, 03:21:08 pm »

B Our army is surely taking casualities, while we should deal with the banditry we shouldn't help it spread further

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He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9794 on: April 12, 2018, 03:24:07 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.
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