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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778104 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9750 on: April 09, 2018, 01:55:36 am »

EA
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Lucus Casius

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9751 on: April 09, 2018, 02:59:39 am »

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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9752 on: April 09, 2018, 03:48:29 am »

EA is a bad game company.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9753 on: April 09, 2018, 03:59:53 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9754 on: April 09, 2018, 05:21:30 am »

EA

Not really a big fan of sorceress gifts. I'd rather have a Wizardly gift.
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9755 on: April 09, 2018, 06:15:35 am »

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9756 on: April 09, 2018, 08:00:36 am »

G A

If we're serious about getting the northern nobles to like us, we have to prove the benefits of our Empire.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9757 on: April 09, 2018, 08:01:50 am »

EA

Charity starts at home.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9758 on: April 09, 2018, 10:40:08 am »

You decide to placate peoples with charity, not edicts.

1162 AD, Summer

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At this rate of profits coming from fur trade, your Treasurer will need to invest into some shovels and wagons to move the money around!

1162 AD, Autumn

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Terrible news are coming from the border with Gubta! Apparently, the plague reared its ugly head in there without warning, and your administrators and border guards haven't noticed a thing before cases of illness have begun showing up on your side of the border.

At first, the sick are riddled with fevers and vomiting, then putrid sacks of pus form on their skin. Few that contract the disease survive, and already there is mass panic amongst people of Ceodwell.

During the emergency council, your courtiers urge you to act quickly and decisively! Your statesmen already have extra ideas to combat the plague. But all rests in your hands!

As for the border with Gubta...

A) Send the Army to maintain strict blockade of the border, with use of force.
B) Order the administrators to close the borders and turn away any travelers for the time being.

As for the plague itself...

A) Send for healers and medics from Methiant and abroad to keep the plague in Ceodwell.
B) Buy and stockpile medicine and healers' services for the inevitable times of plague's spread.

As for potential suspending of trade and travel through Methiant...

A) Stop outgoing travels and trading, just to keep others secure.
B) The plague will spread anyways, no point in hurting our economy in the meanwhile.
C) Close the cities, empty the roads! Doom is coming!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9759 on: April 09, 2018, 10:45:07 am »

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We've ridden out plagues before so hopefully we can again.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9760 on: April 09, 2018, 10:51:39 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9761 on: April 09, 2018, 10:53:50 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9762 on: April 09, 2018, 11:39:55 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9763 on: April 09, 2018, 11:40:43 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9764 on: April 09, 2018, 12:04:07 pm »

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