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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787544 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9255 on: March 31, 2018, 08:08:51 am »

B

It's a toss up between following another false lead or backtracking later.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9256 on: March 31, 2018, 11:17:51 am »

B
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9257 on: April 01, 2018, 07:39:29 am »

You decide to look the cave more thoroughly.

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You look it inside and outside...

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Hours pass, and one moment you trip over a rock and hurt your knee. Damn old age!

You decide to rest till morning. (Supplies: 8 )

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That's when you finally get some progress; after digging in one of the walls, it crumbles, revealing... a staircase?

Slowly, you walk down the stairs, the sun shining straight into the cave entrance and onto your back. You reach the end of the stairs, a small chamber dug in dirt. A jarring set of furniture was stacked here; a dull metal sarcophagus, and a shiny stone chair, on which there is an old man sitting!? His skin looks as if stretched over bones, his hair is sparse and thin, and his eyelids are so puffed that his eyes are barely visible thin lines of white.

"Who goes 'ere... barging into the home of King Feodh of Luathbas..." A sound raspier than a rock being grated on scrub board fills your ears.

A) I am Emperor of Methiant, King of Ceodwell and Felonsein, Duke of Eval, Overlord of Donuth - Cyl the First!
B) I'm a simple peasant.
C) I'm a humble traveler, searching for answers.
D) I am Cyl of Methiant.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9258 on: April 01, 2018, 07:47:33 am »

D!

Mind you, he probably doesn't know what Methiant is, but it's still reasonably truthful without insulting him.
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9259 on: April 01, 2018, 07:50:09 am »

D
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9260 on: April 01, 2018, 07:54:15 am »

D
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9261 on: April 01, 2018, 07:55:49 am »

A
Might as well impress him.
Hang on, was he one of ours, or was he from the old Luathbasian dynasty, before we came around?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9262 on: April 01, 2018, 07:59:13 am »

"I am Cyl of Methiant."

"Ne'er heard of it... you must've travel'd a lot, so tell me, how fares Luathbas..."

A) It is doing well.
B) Like many before and after it, it ultimately fell after decades of glory and prosperity.
C) Its lands are now part of the glorious Empire of Methiant!
D) Never heard of this place, was it some backwater country or something?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9263 on: April 01, 2018, 08:00:41 am »

Hang on, was he one of ours, or was he from the old Luathbasian dynasty, before we came around?

One of ours, and actually the last king of Luathbas (he was succeeded by Elana of Tven, followed briefly by her daughter Aife before we fell into complete bankruptcy after having our shit pushed in by Damdamians).

EDIT: Aha, a post!

B seems like the best answer. Let's not confuse him with Imperial trivia even if we founded the damn thing.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9264 on: April 01, 2018, 08:02:00 am »

B

Lets not mention it was during his wifes reign that it fell, in part to a deal he made.
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Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9265 on: April 01, 2018, 08:02:37 am »

B.  Honest, but not too honest.  He's dead, he's hardly going to be that surprised.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9266 on: April 01, 2018, 08:10:26 am »

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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9267 on: April 01, 2018, 08:17:24 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9268 on: April 01, 2018, 08:36:15 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9269 on: April 01, 2018, 09:08:23 am »

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