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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 787440 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9210 on: March 29, 2018, 01:25:29 pm »

Yeah I actually like the Parsians. When we conquered them in the first game I was hoping that we'd get to mix our culture and theirs together. And absorb their harem making abilities!
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9211 on: March 29, 2018, 01:28:17 pm »

Yeah that damn Kiwi traitor Beren! We did so much for him and he stabbed us in the back the first chance he got! I'll never trust those lying Damdamian dogs after what they did to Luathbas!

Well, the good news is Rucus doesn't appear interested in conquering us. They had us on the ropes after we sorely provoked them, but they let us go. Especially if we start trading with them, I wouldn't be too worried the Damdamian's to our immediate south unless they reform their empire once more.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9212 on: March 29, 2018, 01:51:52 pm »


Also the Damdamins turned a vassal against us (hum... Hello Evalians...) and attacked alongside the dwarves (yes, dwarves have always been pricks that eventually betray you) which ended the first game.

The dwarves didn't attacked us, it was the kiwi kingdom that betrayed us. The dwarves even "helped" us in battle, for a price. in the end the dwarves didn't wanted damdamians to conquering all stuff because the cult of the damed don't accept any non-human race

the only game the dwarves attacked us was in this game and only under Cyl's rule
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9213 on: March 29, 2018, 02:02:59 pm »

Quote from: Omada
the cult of the damed don't accept any non-human race.

Shit. If it wasn't for our pet Hurthlings, we might have ended up aligning with the Damdamians during our dwarf hating years then. I'm kinda shocked they didn't make any real effort to reach out to us.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9214 on: March 29, 2018, 03:44:02 pm »

Quote from: Omada
the cult of the damed don't accept any non-human race.

Shit. If it wasn't for our pet Hurthlings, we might have ended up aligning with the Damdamians during our dwarf hating years then. I'm kinda shocked they didn't make any real effort to reach out to us.

They do make effort, all the time, but we had been refusing any preaching of the cult for centuries (and multiple dynasties) until we decided for religious Equality that is.
The cult of the Damned fucked us up quite a few time.
Lametania is now aligned with them by the way.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9215 on: March 29, 2018, 03:54:34 pm »

I'll always support a personal conversion back to proper Luathbasian Pantheonism but never traitorous Damed worship! Pantheonism is best religion. *Nod*
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9216 on: March 29, 2018, 03:56:50 pm »

I'll always support a personal conversion back to proper Luathbasian Pantheonism but never traitorous Damed worship! Pantheonism is best religion. *Nod*

Would be completely OOC for Cyl. Pantheonism killed his father and stole his son.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9217 on: March 29, 2018, 04:00:08 pm »

You decide to take the road.

As you traverse the hills, the road slowly becomes overgrown by grass and singular cobblestones covered by dirt accumulated over years of disuse. Finally, you find yourself, surrounded by hills.

A) Time to take the road back and navigate through swamp.
B) I'm sure I can locate the lake and navigate my way outta here.
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9218 on: March 29, 2018, 04:01:47 pm »

B Cyl the 3/4 Great never reverses course!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9219 on: March 29, 2018, 04:01:54 pm »

B

We're old, we never get lost, we just take our time getting someplace.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9220 on: March 29, 2018, 04:06:21 pm »

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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9221 on: March 29, 2018, 04:08:17 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9222 on: March 29, 2018, 04:09:15 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9223 on: March 29, 2018, 04:11:00 pm »

B Well I suppose Cyl has always been both fearless and stubborn. Let's hope that his strong character sees him through this like it has everything else.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9224 on: March 29, 2018, 04:16:06 pm »

You decide to navigate your way through the hills.

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It takes you a long while to locate the lake. The sun is basically hanging over the horizon when you finally step up to the shores of Daisk lake. You set up a camp for the night.

(Supplies: 10)

When you wake up, you grimace; a lovely, thick, milky fog has rolled over the area.

A) Let's wait a couple hours, mayhaps it will get clear in here.
B) No time to waste though! Where's the entrance to the 'underlake'?
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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