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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778256 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5760 on: January 07, 2018, 03:30:41 pm »

C 'Loyal Allies' have had a history of being a bit flaky in the past. Just look at Dogethe.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5761 on: January 07, 2018, 03:37:21 pm »

You reject the youth's offer.

"What if we offer you tribute for five years?" The kid doesn't relent yet!

A) "I already said no."
B) "Make it ten years!"
C) "Fine, then."
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5762 on: January 07, 2018, 03:40:07 pm »

A, geez kid.
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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5763 on: January 07, 2018, 03:47:49 pm »

B ecause we have so many expenses, he knows how to speak our language.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5764 on: January 07, 2018, 03:58:00 pm »

Where is the "only if you join as a protectorate" option?
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5765 on: January 07, 2018, 04:01:29 pm »

B
« Last Edit: January 07, 2018, 04:30:48 pm by ZBridges »
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5766 on: January 07, 2018, 04:04:45 pm »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5767 on: January 07, 2018, 04:12:50 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5768 on: January 07, 2018, 04:24:36 pm »

C. As much I want want sum war, I'm pretty sure the rulers of Lametania are the last remaining descendents of our Spamkingdom+ Bloodline. I wouldn't feel right to unseat them without provocation.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5769 on: January 07, 2018, 04:26:09 pm »

C is voting for war btw Weirdsound, A is no war.
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Baffler

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5770 on: January 07, 2018, 04:28:46 pm »

A. The situation on our southern frontier suits us just fine I think.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5771 on: January 07, 2018, 04:30:08 pm »

C Screw it.
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ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5772 on: January 07, 2018, 04:30:55 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5773 on: January 07, 2018, 04:45:15 pm »

A

That's tribute that we would be sending right back to our "ally" to help them hold the lines. It's not a matter of profits, it's a matter of stability.
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Taricus

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5774 on: January 07, 2018, 05:02:37 pm »

A
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