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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 778208 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5776 on: January 07, 2018, 05:23:33 pm »

C. As much I want want sum war, I'm pretty sure the rulers of Lametania are the last remaining descendents of our Spamkingdom+ Bloodline. I wouldn't feel right to unseat them without provocation.

C is voting for war btw Weirdsound, A is no war.

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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5777 on: January 07, 2018, 06:09:03 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5778 on: January 07, 2018, 06:39:28 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5779 on: January 08, 2018, 04:21:15 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5780 on: January 08, 2018, 04:35:34 am »

A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5781 on: January 08, 2018, 02:46:01 pm »

"I already said no. Begone!"

"But you have to! It's the only way-!" The youth then does the unthinkable - rushes you with his hands and face full of anger!

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In the ensuing scuffle, your heart skips a beat when you hear - and feel - that the Duke's son manages to unsheathe Wolf-Fang!

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But luckily, the Wolf-Fang's weight is a surprise for the youth. You manage to un-steal the sword and, in self-defense (or mayhaps rush of adrenaline), impale the youth on the enchanted blade. Gurgling like some animal, Targald collapses to the floor in a fetal position and breathes his last as the pool of blood forms underneath him - just in time for the guards to rush in, alarmed by sounds of scuffle.

Soon, the Advisor and few important and most trusted men know what happened. Soon you will have to deal with consequences and mayhaps, dish out some consequences too, in light of this terrible event. But first, you decide to...

A) Keep this in secret from general public, for now, and call in Lametanian envoy.
B) Cut short any audiences because you're going TO WAR!!
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5782 on: January 08, 2018, 02:46:45 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5783 on: January 08, 2018, 02:48:11 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5784 on: January 08, 2018, 02:51:39 pm »

A, but it will be B in the end.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5785 on: January 08, 2018, 02:52:37 pm »

A. Well, this is awkward.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5786 on: January 08, 2018, 02:52:38 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5787 on: January 08, 2018, 03:00:43 pm »

You decide to keep the matter a secret for now. After a refreshing goblet of watered down wine, you return to the throne room.

The envoy from Lametania is last to speak to you.

"Greetings, Emperor Cyl! My master, King Dangarm, cannot in his wise mind turn blind eye to both the threat of southerners as well as the continous splendour of Methiant. Therefore, he asks to become allies, so that together the two nations, Methiant and Lametania, can ensure lasting peace in the region. To further cement the alliance, he is offering the hand of his second child and only daughter, Cespina, to whichever of your sons you want."

A) "Wonderful idea, something I was going to offer myself. Consider the deal accepted!"
B) "Allies? Ha! Tell your master this - I shall only welcome him as a vassal, if its protection that he wants!"
C) "Ha! His wish is not my wish. Begone, I have no interest in alliance with Lametania!"

Furthermore, you decide to...

A) Tell the envoy - and the court - that you're soon going to invade Eval due to Targald's treachery. Because you're going to, right?
B) Say nothing of Targald and the terrible fate that befell him.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5788 on: January 08, 2018, 03:01:55 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5789 on: January 08, 2018, 03:03:07 pm »

B
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