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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[VoidSlayer]

It's also right before winter, nah lets not have our men get caught behind enemy lines during winter.

B

[milo christiansen]

It's also right before winter, nah lets not have our men get caught behind enemy lines during winter.

B Good point.

[Kashyyk]

B - Winter warfare in foreign lands is never a good idea.

[Harry Baldman]

B, let's hold and maybe mop up the other dwarves so we can potentially do a full offensive eastward next year.

[omada]

Blietzkrieg in winter never good B

[Haspen]

You decide to let the Army rest for now.

1117 AD, Mid-Autumn

All is quiet on the eastern front, except some raids by Ceodwellian horsemen (which are repaid for with raids by your own raiders).

Queen Dogethe sends you a letter; she has managed to talk the dwarves of Zonalath up for negotiations. Unfortunately the words of your deed at Zasitost has spread and the dwarven race as a whole is pissed off. If you want them off your mind, they demand that you send most of your money to Ankurvat, which will distribute it to the Dwarven High King and the other dwarven cities on the continent.

A) I can send them some money, but not that much!
B) Fine, we have a deal.
C) Heck no I ain't payin bruh!

[milo christiansen]

C we pay when they pay. Or... they could just keep the money and call it even.

Edit: Someone needs to explain to the dwarves (using small words so they understand) that you cannot take something back after you sold it, particularly just after the guy you took it from tried to help you.

[Prophet]

C Hah! No.

[Arlos]

C

Do they have mush for brains? How did they not realize yet that everything that happens was entirely their faults?

[Haspen]

You refuse to pay the dwarves even a single coin.

1117 AD, Winter

King of Lametania has sent you a letter of complaint; your withdrawal of soldiers was a disaster as it allowed a noble rebellion to spring up in the west of the kingdom, and King Umar will have hard time to repel it. He considers the treaty void and sends only a caravan of money instead of crafts along with the letter.

There has been an attempt by Ceodwells to assault your border!

7!*

Not only the Ceodwells were beaten, but your soldiers took a step into Calahan's domain and took three border forts which were garrisoned by naught but skeleton crews with minor amounts of supplies!

A) Onwards! Onwards to further glory!
B) And that's where we will turtle through the winter.

[Prophet]

I want to press the advantage but I also don't want Winter to crash down on us... unless fighting in winter is advantageous? Like how well are the Gupta's Oliphaunts going to do in winter? How well do RL elephants do in cold places?

[milo christiansen]

How well do RL elephants do in cold places?

Very poorly. Very, very poorly.

I want to support our southern ally, but I also want to take the east... hmm...

A lets get this over quickly so we can send troops south again.

Edit: If the nobles of Lametania try to rise up when we temporarily pull out, then I guess they are really, really, stupid. They have to know we are coming back surely? Even if they win, they lose. I would say that we should send the king a letter, telling him we eilll be back, and not to worry too much about trying to control his nobles, just stay safe and we will crush them as soon as we can. Save his strength, we will do the work.

[helmacon]

A

fuck the dwarf chiefs, coming straight from the underground.

[10ebbor10]

B

[Prophet]

A Well let's give this another go! Second wave of invasion march! Glory and Honor!